Bachelor Blues-Or Bachelor Bliss?
I've earned 2 B.A.'s
One in college, long ago
One of more recent vintage
And it's of this one you ought to know
Understand, some bachelors like me
May not be what's called "normal",
as you will see
We sleep to noon
sometimes that's too soon,
No one to make us make our bed
No one mess around
With our testerone laced head
Housekeeping? No one
to yell when we make a mess
No one, then, to care
And so far as that, I tell you now,
To us, that mess, it just ain't there!
Beer and cold pizza for breakfast
If we feel we want
Though this may be at 3
No nagging wife that us they''ll haunt
And that means alot to me
But, the top benefit
Regards us when we pee
Yes, best of all, this I do swear
Is we can leave the toilet seat standing up
And no one will really care.
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