Bachelor Blues-Or Bachelor Bliss?

I've earned 2 B.A.'s One in college, long ago One of more recent vintage And it's of this one you ought to know Understand, some bachelors like me May not be what's called "normal", as you will see We sleep to noon sometimes that's too soon, No one to make us make our bed No one mess around With our testerone laced head Housekeeping? No one to yell when we make a mess No one, then, to care And so far as that, I tell you now, To us, that mess, it just ain't there! Beer and cold pizza for breakfast If we feel we want Though this may be at 3 No nagging wife that us they''ll haunt And that means alot to me But, the top benefit Regards us when we pee Yes, best of all, this I do swear Is we can leave the toilet seat standing up And no one will really care.