A Morning Song of a Bachelor Win

I’ve got the cleanest heart
Like a pebble washed by the waves.
You can pick me and put me
On the scale of yah and nah
And measure my virtues and vices.

I wake up each day with a different body
from the one I went to bed with.
I read today’s weather in the leaves
Of the trees seen from my window.

I want a female –human being 
 who’ll discover my corporate body
In four cage-coloured walls where
Love would enter on blind wings
And who’ll love me and leave me
With equally tranquil concision.
I love to be alone in this sterile prison.

I know marriage is a serious matter
But advice about it can be humourous.
I am a good bachelor with unusual needs
And they are greater than a married man.

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The poem was posted on 7/30/2005

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Dr.Ram Mehta

Tenth Place win in:

Contest: Any funny poem sponsored by the Destroyer Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2005


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Date: 7/22/2023 12:31:00 PM
Hello Dear Dr Ram, congratulations on this Feature, of a by now time tested write.,best Wishes as always.' '
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Date: 8/26/2013 9:58:00 AM
lol, had a chuckle here, Dr Ram
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Date: 12/7/2012 9:49:00 PM
a good poem..pd
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Date: 7/16/2011 3:59:00 AM
this is funny esp. second verse. congrats to you on your win here Dr Ram
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Date: 7/15/2011 8:50:00 PM
Congratulations again, Dr. RAm, nice seeing you in another winner circle!
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Date: 7/15/2011 2:26:00 PM
Terrific Dr.Ram congrats on this well deserved 10th.place.Thanks for the congrats on my HM.~LOTS OF LUV~Teresa
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Date: 7/15/2011 8:57:00 AM
Congrats on your win,Dr,Ram.
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Date: 7/15/2011 6:16:00 AM
Congratulations Dr.Mehta on your win in P.D's contest..enjoyed this funny write.
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Date: 7/15/2011 5:14:00 AM
Congratulations Dr. Ram on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol
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Date: 7/14/2011 10:28:00 PM
another great one Dr. Ram, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d
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Date: 7/14/2011 9:24:00 PM
Congrats Dr. Ram on your awesome win in funny poem contest by PD with this witty entry and creative piece luv..
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