A Morning Song of a Bachelor Win

I’ve got the cleanest heart Like a pebble washed by the waves. You can pick me and put me On the scale of yah and nah And measure my virtues and vices. I wake up each day with a different body from the one I went to bed with. I read today’s weather in the leaves Of the trees seen from my window. I want a female –human being who’ll discover my corporate body In four cage-coloured walls where Love would enter on blind wings And who’ll love me and leave me With equally tranquil concision. I love to be alone in this sterile prison. I know marriage is a serious matter But advice about it can be humourous. I am a good bachelor with unusual needs And they are greater than a married man. ********* The poem was posted on 7/30/2005 ========================== Dr.Ram Mehta Tenth Place win in: Contest: Any funny poem sponsored by the Destroyer Poet