A Morning Song of a Bachelor Win

I’ve got the cleanest heart
Like a pebble washed by the waves.
You can pick me and put me
On the scale of yah and nah
And measure my virtues and vices.

I wake up each day with a different body
from the one I went to bed with.
I read today’s weather in the leaves
Of the trees seen from my window.

I want a female –human being 
 who’ll discover my corporate body
In four cage-coloured walls where
Love would enter on blind wings
And who’ll love me and leave me
With equally tranquil concision.
I love to be alone in this sterile prison.

I know marriage is a serious matter
But advice about it can be humourous.
I am a good bachelor with unusual needs
And they are greater than a married man.

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The poem was posted on 7/30/2005

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Dr.Ram Mehta

Tenth Place win in:

Contest: Any funny poem sponsored by the Destroyer Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2005

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Maverick Avatar
July 22, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Hello Dear Dr Ram, congratulations on this Feature, of a by now time tested write.,best Wishes as always.' '
Horne Avatar
August 26, 2013 at 9:58 AM
lol, had a chuckle here, Dr Ram
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December 7, 2012 at 9:49 PM
a good poem..pd
Dufresne Avatar
July 16, 2011 at 3:59 AM
this is funny esp. second verse. congrats to you on your win here Dr Ram
Dietrich Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 8:50 PM
Congratulations again, Dr. RAm, nice seeing you in another winner circle!
Skyles-Theoklapoet Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 2:26 PM
Terrific Dr.Ram congrats on this well deserved 10th.place.Thanks for the congrats on my HM.~LOTS OF LUV~Teresa
Warden Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 8:57 AM
Congrats on your win,Dr,Ram.
Poet Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 6:16 AM
Congratulations Dr.Mehta on your win in P.D's contest..enjoyed this funny write.
Brown Avatar
July 15, 2011 at 5:14 AM
Congratulations Dr. Ram on the win in P.D.'s "Funny Poem" contest. Love, Carol
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July 14, 2011 at 10:28 PM
another great one Dr. Ram, Congratulations on your FUNNY entry! Thank you for entering your awesome poem in my contest. Also thanks for supporting my contest. Have yourself a great and wonderful night,..p.d
Sweetheart Avatar
July 14, 2011 at 9:24 PM
Congrats Dr. Ram on your awesome win in funny poem contest by PD with this witty entry and creative piece luv..
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