Best Alias Poems

Let's dream up a fuzzy alias for CV-19
   How about 'Peter Pandemic'
   Amelia Bedelia-Bednemic'
   or 'Ronald McDonal-demic'

Not so fuzzy-wuzzy, eh
   Let's try another way --
Maybe 'Over-Polarized Systemic'
   C'mon. What do you say...

Hmm. I see you...

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Yes we can beg for tomorrow
since banks steal cash then won't borrow
to stimulate jobs
while Obama robs
one job for Barry Soetoro....

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The victim weeps constantly
she defends herself when she has no need
and every plead to her sanity
lays rejected in tearful liquidity

She cries out her bullying tactic
of mental anguish
and blackmailed by your own emotional
her reasoning to melancholy so dramatic
and sure to be sorrowful of misunderstanding
a martyrdom's wreck
too...

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I like breaking the rules 
I aint no fool 
I play kick the can by kicking trash cans 
Spray painting walls is like spitting on girls from up high 
With my amazing imagination 
Fun is my game and I still suck my thumb 
Any kid...

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As a late teen
She came into life
As a pre adult her sister named her "Sprite"
You better not never, ever do nobody wrong
You have to deal with Jessica Jones

She a private investigator
Who after a rough day
Which is everyday drinks a whole bottle of liquor
Almost indestructible
Can fly...

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Been mistaken for Santa Claus
More than one time over the years
Could be my big fat rolly belly
Or my beard from ear to ear

It's kind of cool when a little kiddie
Comes up to me and tells me this
"Once I saw you last Christmas Day
And you gave...

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got what he wanted at my expense.

Said crack fast talking
hacker and scammer
pulled figurative wool over my eyes
going incognito and speaking a clipped
English mien his disguise.

He appeared (rather sounded) genuine
after yours truly experienced computer snafu
(the Macbook Pro essentially hogtied
courtesy virus that disabled any activity)
even turning the...

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You know my name
that’s my alias
I’ll be for real 
When I break down
My walls
& learn to trust
Until then
Silence
Hush
What’s the rush
Not ready to have
The last pieces
Of my heart crushed
Just a way of 
Protecting myself from the pain
They say nothing ventured
Nothing gained
I know this
No need to explain
So...

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My love where have you gone?
My face like snow that’s white
He touched my face that night
He said it lit like light.

You have betrayed me lover
I’ll never be your other
So, so long my friend.
...

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I wish that you could read these
Like other people do
But you don't know these poems exist
You haven't any clue
See Andres has a penname
Who writes quite differently 
Unlike the poems Andres writes
He writes cathartically 

He keeps these poems from your eyes
So you won't have to know
How...

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Billy the kid kept roving around,
A campfire here, a cowhand there,
He traveled alone through country & town,
Always headed somewhere,

One certain day he rode into town,
His forty-five strapped on his side,
Just to stop and drink one round,
Then continue on with his ride,

He hitched his horse and...

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