Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Huge Jarse

My step sister her name is Annie
has got the most gigantic fanny
When she plonked on a chair
She was quite unaware
she’d sat upon our little granny

Our poor granny was almost squashed flat
She screeched ‘Annie you’re so blinking fat’
I’ve just seen a new diet
I think you should try it
As next time you’ll kill our pussycat

Huge Jarse is an alias singer George Michael used to use when he checked into hotels. If you don't like the limericks then sit back, relax and enjoy the music!

10/4/18

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Paul Schneiter November 1, 2018 at 9:27 PM Jan, Oh so much fun, executed with perfect flow and rhyme. Quintessential Allison excellence, that's what it is. Hugs, Paul Jan Allison November 2, 2018 at 4:02 AM Oh Paul it is so wonderful to see you again at soup. I think you will enjoy the humour in a recent limerick 'he nose how to pic em' :-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. October 5, 2018 at 8:53 AM Lol! Jan, I sure did miss your humor. You are one funny lady. I enjoyed the limerick and the song. I loved Wham back in the day and I had know clue this was George Michael's alias , the alias alone was freaking hilarious:-) Alexis Jan Allison October 5, 2018 at 8:56 AM Hi Alexis I still am not firing on all cylinders but when the muse is willing the poems flow:-) I too loved wham but George on his own was a remarkable entertainer - can't believe its nearly 2 years since he died!:-( hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 5, 2018 at 7:27 AM - Both the poem and the artist's great, Jan :) - Annie / fanny :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison October 5, 2018 at 8:01 AM LOL Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort October 5, 2018 at 12:30 AM It’s all true these days. Very funny. Love it. Jan Allison October 5, 2018 at 2:53 AM Thanks Duke:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich October 4, 2018 at 7:04 PM Hilarious, my friend . I had no clue this would have been George Michael's alias!! I saw him perform in concert in the 80's in CA when he was so popular. I adored the song Careless Whispers. Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 7:14 PM oh wow Andrea my hubby saw him some years before we met - he was an amazing performer and it was so sad when he died. I couldn't resist the title lol I read about the alias many years ago and it always made me smile!:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie October 4, 2018 at 6:18 PM Oh my gosh Jan … do you not know what a 'fanny' is when uttered in Australia. It makes your limerick even more humorous - ta - Lindsay Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 6:42 PM LOL I know what it means in the UK :-):-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Pettit October 4, 2018 at 5:05 PM Good humorous write as well as a little trivial information I did not previously know about the late, great singer. Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 5:14 PM He was an awesome entertainer he died at Christmas in 2016. He passed away far too young :-( hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer October 4, 2018 at 2:43 PM hilarious, jan! Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 4:46 PM I couldn't resist Ilene!!:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso October 4, 2018 at 2:22 PM LOL so funny! Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 4:42 PM Thanks Arthur!!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner October 4, 2018 at 12:46 PM I love to "goose" a big caboose! Very funny Jan. Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 4:42 PM LOL Dt:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta October 4, 2018 at 11:46 AM Possibly the most merciful way to flatten a cat . . . . . We need to find some way to alert readers to whether the subject is a British or American fanny . . . Aloha! Rico Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 4:42 PM shh Rico lol lol having the word fanny with 2 meanings makes it all the more amusing to me:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin October 4, 2018 at 11:12 AM Ha ha, love to read your limericks for a laugh! Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 4:41 PM Glad I made you smile Tania:-) hugs janxx

Chris Green October 4, 2018 at 8:41 AM This was great Jan. Good chuckle material, poor grannie. : ) Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 4:36 PM Cheers Chris:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith October 4, 2018 at 8:07 AM Haha, hilarious Jan Jan Allison October 4, 2018 at 8:15 AM Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx