Reporting Live Across the World

Reporting live on the soup, with Americas MOST. WANTED. POETS.
 Standing here with our host John, 
With an exclusive update on criminal poets, captured and on the run.
Switching over to you John,. "Thank you P.D., lets give thanks to all the 
P.M.W. tipsters, and our lovely F.B.I. agent Andrea Dietrich (Andy) & U.S. 
Marshal Shirley Harrison (S.H.)

Capturing 1 infamous fugitive Nikko Palmario, a comment crusader going contest crazy. 
Christopher Brantley, still at large U.S. Marshall (S.H.) says, "This brilliant fugitive leaves no 
trace." A dangerous poet posting comments longer than his poetry. Leaving a distinction of 
excellence in any short form.  P.M.W.tipsters Demand to be brought down to poetic justice.
P.M.W. Tip, led Marshall (S.H.) to the most notorious blond bombshell on the soup.
Captured on her vacation Linda Marie Bariana, lost control of her blond moment.
Paralyzing her laptop with sand. Covering to other crimes with to much poetry rhyme.
Her # 1 crime, entering a dark poet contest, to bad for this SWEET HEART who shines.         
Wanted in all nations Lynette Chachere a realistic poetic criminal against reality & dreams.
F.B.I.(Andy) Says"Our sweet Lynn, carries a weapons against all Enigma wonders."
A shameful crime to bring down a poets spirit with an intervene of her intense poetry.
F.B.I. Most wanted poetic lunatics, Billy the Kidster, with a Mental Poet Disorder.
A maniac on the rampage, a poet who lost it, with a crime slamming himself.
F.B.I. Most wanted viscous fugitive Christopher D. Aechtner, alias Vomiticus Grammaticus.
This former Canadian elusive bad boy, topping the hot list, a harmless poetic threat. 
Dakarai Cobbs, a 30 year old soups spot robbing thug. F.B.I.(Andy) Says "We offer 1 million
For the capture of this accused space invader aka the Sonnet man.
A poetic gang banger posting out of control, with a drive by of 130 hits in less than a month
Nathan Dilts, at large with the biggest search in poet history. 
A terrorizing poet implanting each poet with frightening thoughts and images so twisted.         
Making his followers absorb his evil poetic plots, while connecting center of dots.
F.B.I.(Andy) Says he is a mastermind with explosive & twisted thoughts.
Marshall (S.H.)Says "there is nothing we won't do to take his Poet License away.
  ((sorry no room for the Poet Destroyer))
Back to you P.D. "thank you John, there you have it soupers a few top criminal poets."
Reporting live on the soup P.D., all across the world enjoying our poetry security
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Davis Avatar
August 19, 2014 at 11:17 PM
PD A lovely and special tribute to your fellow poets. You gave each of them their own little dedication in a sweet and fun way. Maybe I will make it into the next one. LOL Thank you for the great comment on my Alphabet poem.
Dietrich Avatar
July 7, 2013 at 3:58 PM
hi, there, PD, sure remember this creative one of yours. Hope you are doing well. thanks for the contest win. Luv, Andrea
Horsman Avatar
December 23, 2012 at 2:31 AM
your immagination going wild here, and as usual amazing stuff, to read, just love this..have a wonderful festive season, PD in CC, Texas
Bordner Avatar
September 16, 2012 at 1:24 PM
This is one original tribute PD., very crafty and fun - it gives alot of respect to your Quill Brothers & Sisiters! I wonder if I qualify for the Post Office gallery? I like how you describe Lynn - You did not mention yourself PD., although its always wise not snitch on yourself - you are the ultimate infiltrator - Wanted, a double agent,with proclivity to slap down, alias Sphinx, a matriarch of renegade truobadors - I posted an odd piece today, hope you like it - thanks for your love - J.A.B. %
Eggins Avatar
September 25, 2010 at 7:26 AM
Heya PD long time no read congrates on the win with this one ... nice work reporter lol love Jayne x x x
Brown Avatar
July 19, 2010 at 9:52 AM
Congratulations PD on your well deserved win in SKAT AKA IRMA'S contest "Reporting Life on the Soup" (State). Love, Carol
K. Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 10:37 PM
hey there pd :)-- haha how did you know?? those were my thoughts exactly (O.o) !!! kidding-- I think you won this hands down, no questions asked-- all you, pd!! So enjoy the glory-- now are you eking out something for my contest?? & yup that was soo cool to go directly from Irma's blog to your poem!! -- nikko :)
Dietrich Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 9:10 PM
PD CONGRATULATIONS, you little sweetie pie you! YOu paid tribute to many poets inside your news report here and now the honor goes to YOU. gosh, I read Irma's blog about this and I could not find the winner's list at member contest winner area. So I just clicked on YOUR name. I heard you got first place. I hope I can find out where the list is at. Guess I will ask Irma. I want to see the other winners. Luv, Andrea
A   Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 5:35 PM
thanks everyone,, love all you guys,,..this is cool i got here straight from irmas Blog...p..d.
Sweetheart Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 9:04 AM
CONGRTATS P.D. my BBF on wearing the first place crown for your number one poem.. so awesome and so wonderful.. enjoy my friend.. u earned it ..well deserved win and write.. with luv.. your BBF...
Fraser Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 8:29 AM
Kool concept PD, many congratulations on your win in this fine contest >> James
Guzzi Avatar
July 18, 2010 at 6:16 AM
yike...I glad I didn't make the criminal list LOL..good newsy write congrad's Light & Love
K. Avatar
July 17, 2010 at 10:05 PM
Congrats & super yay to you! I knew this was the winner when I first read this pd!! Super way to go with this world report of yours! Even if it's been shortened, it is still very cool! Haha I think I've gone crazy as ever with these comment thing-- I have now evolved into a multi-commenter--yiiked! -- nikko :)
A  Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 11:30 AM
SO CooL,-SKAT
Dufresne Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 6:28 AM
haha this is great stuff. enjoyed
Chachere Avatar
June 12, 2010 at 11:01 PM
by the way, jade isn't of earth, her world is different, but its similar to earth, because she's human! ~Always
Chachere Avatar
June 12, 2010 at 10:55 PM
lol.i got "one" comment wrong.let me guess, the comment where i guess who you were in ur poetry pub pic.haha.you're just too mysteriousss! and Jade is a character i made up! she has her very own story, in my "hazel eyes of enigma girl" i used the color "jade" for green.but jade the character had nothing to do with it.i actually had a dream about jade, thats where the entire scene of "black crystal" came from.but i turned it all around and said he killed her!lol((:.i made jade up, she's DARKKKKk
Austin Avatar
June 12, 2010 at 6:42 AM
As my name hasn't come up on your list, I won't have to take out a contract on you. P.D. I was all ready to get hold of Don__________, so you can rest easily, but just for now. Hear? Hey! This is great stuff! Love, daver
White Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 1:00 PM
Dragnet in action- Very good to say the least- and that Nathan!!
Loveless Avatar
June 10, 2010 at 10:49 AM
Please get as many people as possible to read Hush Missing Child <3
Thekidster Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Damn, thought I'd be continued in Part 2. Oh well, I'm no glory hound anyway. Great stuff Your Majesty. Keep it up. Best Wishes, Always, Kidster.
Kendrick Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 6:53 AM
Interesting thoughts that you have penned in this one...Always coming up with new ideas to pen..Sara
Knop Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 2:20 AM
SOUPMAIL, P.D.!!! Enjoyed very much your excursion across the "SOUP CRIMINALS", part 1 and 2. You have really a talent in writing! Did you ever try o write short stories or a novel? Wish you success in the contest and thank you for your welcome comments...Gert
K. Avatar
June 9, 2010 at 12:03 AM
Well bravo, bravo for this Ms. Sidney!! I had such a ball with this--It was totally worth the wait!! Sending you Soupmail after this...btw I've been enrolled in PSA (Poetry Soup Anonymous) let's see if I can kick that contest addiction--tried quitting cold turkey but it did not work!!!! I just know this will do so well in the contest ^_^! --nikko tin (haha! that'll be my reporter's name)
Sweetheart Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 9:06 PM
BRILLIANT... the poets involved thankxxx especially to our P.D. BBF on Soup.. for honoring us all with these mentions in this contest entry.. good luck... and luv the tip line phone number.. awesome... thankxxx for letting me know it was finished... more more more... with luv from the "Sweetheart".... the laptop is now famous ..its in your write and my POOF poem for Paula... ...luv..
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