Best Adam Poems
Adam, I haven't a care in the world
eating apples or drinking, so absurd
The devil it seems, was his best mate
I laughed when they kicked his butt out the gate
Its Eve that makes me stay up at night
Her kindness, always, like a bright light
Worry I do that she is well and ok
All of humanity has a stake in Eves day
Forever quiet, never one for attention
Yet when angels sang she was there for redemption
She has transcended time and lore till now
I know, for she is the sweetest frau
Her paintings lift up any sad heart
Musings written, all a la carte!
She is one of the greats in the arts
Softly with sweetness, knowledge imparts
She never gave Adam a second thought
For her, ol sonny was all a heart ever sought
Now Cain and Abel had another brother
yet they hated the other, to each they would smother
The other brother is not found in the books
he was too busy writing poetry, down by the brook
The moral of this story is any and none
I just wanted Eve, to smile some!
Adam of Love
barely knew what to put
in black and white
with the Light in his heart
the dark able to look through.
A man of wealth
warmth and tenderness
the precious kernels of his soul.
A smile grew from his ribs
revealing inner rarity and creed.
Nature, his ancestors and his
in nature my Adam
so loving, so caring, so sweet.
Adam of Faith
in his prayers, Allah he never failed
imbued with a stainless strong belief.
Words of God dwell in his feelings
many a time overflowed into tears
reaching out for his deeds.
Adam of my heart
ever my words would me betray
to draw and paint your portrait
magic colours yet didn’t find their way
to meet your beauty
Dad, apple of my soul.
October 2nd, 2018
A DINNER INVESTMENT (for Eve)
My husband Chris Adams loves to wine and dine my needs
In the most expensive places, one can eat.
Arriving in LIMO style
A humble waiter greets
After I viewed the menu I replied,
"Hun I am ready to order."
A T-bone steak -- fully cook the meat.
At our table, walked a gorgeous snake-eyed women
She leaned over my husband's seat
Approaching Chris with a big wet kiss
I stomped on my husband's foot
I gave him the look, of all looks
She slithered with her tongue in Adams ear
She whispers
"Go to that hotel and relax, I need some cash"
With one stare I yelled, "Chris how dare you cheat!"
"I had enough, I want a divorce MR. ADAMS!"
I reach over to slap him,
He replies, "She is my mistress Bath-Sheba my dear EVE!"
"I do not love her."
"I understand if you want a divorce!" Mr. Adams replied.
"But, remember, no more furs, luxury suite,
Winters in Barbados,
Summers in Tuscany."
"Infinity or Lexus, and first class plane seats."
"Forget about the Yacht Club."
"Party by the swimming pool, that land a hundred feet."
"It is up to you my Kitty Skat Eve to give it all up."
"You decide if these diamonds you want to keep."
Without thinking of taking a leap.
I saw Mr. Adams business partner Cain with a Jezebel in his arms.
I ask my husband Chris in a small peep.
"Do not tell me that Cain commits Adultery too?"
"Cain's blonde looks really cheap as if she works the street."
"Well, our mistress is prettier and looks real sweet."
"Honey, our mistress Bath-Sheba is worth the keep."
"Mr. Adams tonight you can call me Steve and not Eve,
Whatever it takes to satisfy your needs plus my gold lust!"
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(The moral of the story is what some Eve's
will do to keep their investment, I mean Adam's.)
A joke and dedication to Chris D. Aechtner
For THE Eve in Eden* (Contest) *
Here's something I have been wondering
For so very long
If Adam and Eve wore only figs leaves
How did they keep them on
It couldn't have been a rubber band
And certainly not super glue
I just really have no idea
Do you have a clue
What did they do in the winter
When fig trees are bare
One leaf wouldn't last all year
I think there's a mystery there
If only Eve hadn't eaten that apple
If only Adam hadn't taken a bite
I wouldn't be trying to solve this
And I'd sleep better at night
one brilliant star - clear night led shepherds and wise men to Bethlehem.
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holy family travel- weary - can find no room to birth God's Son
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all praise to God Most High-our savior-Christ is born - second Adam!
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Note: #22, #23 & #24 in the series of 24 Monokus reflecting Our Lords birth!
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mellow is his smile
pushing swing high to the sky~
mockingbirds singing
6/27/2022
not that the sun rises out of the ocean
it does'nt
nor the moon sail the night time sky
it would'nt
would that the stars sprinkle themselves in the ocean
if they could
and the sea reflect the sky in motion
yes it would
let clouds wander by themselves
and be good
would that winds practice their gentle breeze
like they should
and waves reach the shore with ease
surround myself with palm trees
make the promise to never leave
ask the Lord for my Eve
and think
this is how it will always be
At five foot four and seven stone,
Steve was all skin and bone,
At six foot two and twenty stone,
Brenda was all muscle and tone.
A love story of strange proportions,
Their bonding needed no potions,
It was a pure attraction of the heart,
In which their bodies played no part.
His brilliant mind earned him fame,
And Hammer throw was her game,
She fell in love with his quiet charm,
He fell in love with her heart so warm!
When out together in shopping mall,
They were the focus of one and all,
Deep in love they ignored the crowd,
Hands linked,made each other proud!
Gender equality is much talked about,
In media, pubs, and in jobs no doubt,
But the sex disparity has been wide,
From Biblical times,an unabating tide!
Do you seek to solve it by equal pay?
And honour women with equal say?
Would you accept one of Brenda size,
Marry Steve who is small but wise?
Evolution had made Men what they are,
From cave days to present day so far,
Women have evolved from those days,
To be trend setters in their own ways!
Gender equality is not because of us,
Because God says it should be thus,
God who at first made Adam and Eve,
Is the one to make Brenda and Steve!!
Date 02/02/2020,
“Gender Equality Poetry Contest"
sponsored by Kai Michael Neumann
Batman has died and people are depressed.
The world has to say goodbye to Adam West.
He starred as the Caped Crusader for three years.
Before he went to Heaven, he had a great career.
He became the Dark Knight over fifty years ago.
He made a success of the Batman television show.
He was a reoccurring character on Family Guy.
His fans are both sorry and sad to see him die.
He was very talented but now he's being laid to rest.
Every Batman fan should be grateful to Adam West.
(Dedicated to Adam West who died at the age of 88 on June 9, 2017.)
I am stuck in an elevator with Cher, Tina Turner, Bette Midler,
Pink, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Lady Gaga when
Liza Minnelli drops in from a tiny opening in the roof.
We all scream “LIZA!” and then we whip out our instruments.
To be fair, I do not have one to whip out, but I find a spoon in my purse
And a lid to a small sauce pan.
Please do not ask.
This would add to my embarrassment.
They start saying “how about this one?” until Pink wins.
We sing her songs - all of them, but stop playing in the third set.
“Who is clapping off rhythm?” It boils down to me.
The elevator roof trap door opens and Willie Nelson arrives.
He and I agree we are on rhythm
All the rest of them are off rhythm.
Someone reaches to dial the emergency phone,
but I bite off their hand.
SIR ADAM AND MADAM EVE
MADAM EVE walking in Eden garden at NOON
Adam called EVE ‘MADAM I’M ADAM’, come here soon.
EVE told,’ Got NO LEMON, NO MELON,
So, I brought REDDER apple, please come on.
Take this, DON’T NOD, don’t brood.’
Adam answered, ‘SHOULD LADY FIRST AND FIRST LADY SHOULD.’
MADAM EVE took half, Sir Adam peeled the skin
EVE taught CIVIC sense to put skin in the bin.
Adam took other half, both gained wisdom with high I.Q. LEVEL.
NAKED ADAM SAW EVE AND EVE WAS NAKED yet lovable.
EVE told,’ MAN ARE YOU, GLAD! YOU ARE MAN.’
Adam said,’ WOMAN ARE YOU, GLAD! YOU ARE WOMAN.’
05/16/18
The man who came out second-best
Was forever puffing his chest
So Eve let him know,
"Before you can crow,
It takes plumes to feather a nest!"
Who am I
but a prototype of my Creator
He breathed His life
into my being
Listen to the breath
in my voice
It will tell you who I am
a finished product of my Creator
Adam was an
acceptable accountant
And Eve a bubblingly
bright bookkeeper;
Adam loved the
First-In, First-Out
Accounting (FIFO) system,
While Eve preferred
The Last-In, First-Out
Inventory (LIFO) system;
Together they testified that
Inventoried sweet fruit
should neither
Sits and spoil
nor go to the
Garden wastebasket
Wrongfully.
Michelangelo had the vision,
To paint a fresco from his heart.
For it would surpass his time,
To be seen as remarkable art.
The Sistine Chapel’s ceiling,
Displays the inception of life.
Michelangelo’s rendition of,
God creating Adam and his wife.
Unbearable and surmountable odds,
And four adverse years to fathom.
He strove painstakingly painting,
Biblical scenes thus, creation of Adam.