Beers Poems - Poems about Beers

...There was a crooked house in a crooked part of town Where you could down a pint or two and let your life calm down A place to relax and to de-stress with friends and glass or two. Yes we loved......Read the rest...

...In a vehicle, once more this month. Though not going as far as the palm trees, my stomach’s lurching left and right. The baby’s alright! He coos from time to time as we weave through lovely soil and ......Read the rest...

...On the Rug with Death, two beers in hand (though no one here drinks) we laugh, his lifespan a joke still fizzed. My breath ignites wars, lulls drivers to sleep and builds bridges for his gu......Read the rest...

...Today I broke out in laughter Two beers Were enough to heal my spirit I am an addict but for medicine A drug user but for sanity You have no idea How down I am here Always and everyday S......Read the rest...

...The Mother of Invention Has given birth once more And her new baby Is as mad as before Eddison or Tesla Would spill their tea I know because it happens to me Baby suspenders? I believe th......Read the rest...

...The wind was blowing east Then it kissed me on the cheek Why was it all Greek? Was it blowing from the west? The wind lifted me up, Every single little part Of me was free With those three......Read the rest...

...Local breweries abound And in New York there can be found Beers from Brooklyn and from Queens And all the boroughs in-betweens. My spouse and I, both city-born, Love I.P.A.’s, so we were torn ......Read the rest...

...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......Read the rest...

...Way back, when I was about six years old In kindergarten, I met my first friend Never knew our friendship would be so gold You can't predict when a friendship will end I've had many friends......Read the rest...

...Superman is virile, handsome, and powerful confident enough to wear tights and a tiny red cape regular men cannot hope to compete they nurse their beers and change the channel ......Read the rest...

...Just for the new year’s I’ll just grab my beers Chug, chug, chug From the hefty quirky jug The New Year’s Resolution I’ll run to the store Half past four The New Year’s Revolution Just fo......Read the rest...

...To me, a Man-child is an adult male who acts like a child: immature, lazy, unkempt, idiotic, silly, annoying etc. Usually it is someone you either work with or live with. This poem is a nod to the po......Read the rest...

...A list to do, it's such a bore. Why can I just ignore? I'm getting old, oh, so old, and wasn't effectively controlled. We just had Christmas, so out the door went fitness. No......Read the rest...

...Burger King’s and KFC’s Large kebabs topped off with cheese Too many beers slip down with ease A Double Whopper, no salad please Pile on the pounds, put on the weight That greasy fry tasted ju......Read the rest...

... Nile beams as proud Mother of the land, it's benefactory, gland. Rushes to tend, to lend her foster fauceted facet of hand-maidening brand of bands in bend. Oasic endow'n. Matriarch, lif......Read the rest...