Beers Poems - Poems about Beers

Red cones on the blacktop August is a burning blanket. Dusty crows perch on long dead armadillos. The Chevys' air-con chokes up a warm blow. A Navaho in Ohio has phoned. he needs to talk about his dead wife. He will have cold beers. I have my own beers but go anyway. The evening is electric and neon, city roads growl like wounded samurai. If I were...

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German Beer Its crafters considered superior American Beer manufactured by ~ the ‘Department of the Inferior’ ...

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Beers Friends of mine in hard times Calls me for a snap! Reminds me of my old buddies In a crowded cafe on the Alpines Should be not consumed I know very well But my urge to forgets her Compelles me Please like and share Ohgirl...

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Cigars and beers must be something They take you to late parties and random kissing Bad urges in mind must be enticing They take you to parking lots and secret meeting Maybe it’s fun to laugh around while you’re wasting Your life must be too hard and pretty boring For there is too much drink to chug while ghosting Are coffee...

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when kissing flowers the bees pollinate with love receptive nature...

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The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar The owners were out but they couldn’t be far She was so thirsty she needed a drink Did she wait outside... well what do you think She pushed on the door, ‘Is there anyone there’ I’m just a wee girl who has long golden hair She thought to herself there is nobody...

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Bosom best-buddy Beta Beta Beta boys begin bonding by bringing before biennial brunches: bouncier basketballs budget bean burritos bounteous beefy burgers beautiful broad-minded busty boyfriend-less babes better bottled Bavarian/Belgian beers...

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Today I heard some news, which made my heart sing blue. Grandmother’s, most have two, I did too and then I had you. You raised me, with wit few among us have, I swear the things you’ve said still make me laugh. The sass you had would drive them mad, your life crossed mine and I am glad. To sitting on these benches,...

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My boyfriend Barney said, "Just two more beers Then I promise that we'll be out of here." But when 'Barn' began to weave And as he started to heave I reminded him, "You promised, my dear."...

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They all said when you left It would take a few years And some time for me to move on from here But this guy won’t soon forget All the good times that we had Yeah those days of ease and memories I hold dear Yeah, I tried to figure it out While lubricating a lot of fear...

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BEERS One is a lager, one is an ale One of them darker, one of them pale One has aroma with plenty of flavor One you might guzzle, one you just savor One tastes of oranges or maybe its wheat One a bit bitter, one kind of sweet One comes from Europe, one comes from Brit One from the store, maybe one from...

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Cheers and Beer for Jan Anyone knows if Jan drinks beer Maybe we all should sing her cheer She is funny and hip Lets give her a big tip She is our dazzling queen so dear Written: 03/05/16 Theresa...

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I’d like to pretend that my hands aren’t dirty from the soap of mental suppression, that the callouses are from hard work, and not from picking my bones back up off the floor on a daily basis; ragged, dry, and weary. Every fairy tale has a root, stapled into the hard soil of truth. They all have a moral, some sort of...

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CHAMPAGNE CHEERS AND CHEAP BEERS JEERS Cheers to women who bend over a chair Jeers to ladies who won’t bare what their bodies ought bear Hurray for every lady I lay Hurrah for every bra that falls upon my floor Praise to women going through a nympho phase Applause for women who pause to f*ck me I’m clapping for lovers who...

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Men measure life by the number of beers Women measure life by the flow of tears It is when the dad farts His wife moans in her heart Because her own children laugh and cheer Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011 Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious...

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