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Just Two More Beers

My boyfriend Barney said, "Just two more beers Then I promise that we'll be out of here." But when 'Barn' began to weave And as he started to heave I reminded him, "You promised, my dear."

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Date: 10/7/2020 10:11:00 AM
Oh my, haha. Poor guy! Love Limericks.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/7/2020 2:40:00 PM
"Promises, promises," eh? :) gw
Date: 10/6/2020 2:08:00 PM
Ha! Keep 'em coming, Gershon
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/6/2020 2:47:00 PM
I guess you want the beers to keep coming, right?! lol.... Actually, you emboldened me to write another limerick to start the presses rolling today. It's about two dinosaurs, 'Morris and Doris,' and I actually chuckled myself at it... Thanks, Andrea.
Date: 10/6/2020 12:39:00 PM
Hello Gershon Wolf, a promise is a promise to keep. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 10/7/2020 6:11:00 AM
Hello Gershon Wolf, yes i guess so. Enjoy your day my friend.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/6/2020 2:46:00 PM
That's right. Gotta keep those promises! Thanks, Darlene.
Date: 10/6/2020 5:15:00 AM
LoL Thanks for the laugh Gershon :) Good one!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/6/2020 2:45:00 PM
Thanks for letting me know that this one gave you a laugh, Heidi. Tuesday Cheer, Gershon
Date: 10/6/2020 4:44:00 AM
Cute limerick, dear friend. Bless you, Gina
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/6/2020 2:41:00 PM
Thank you so much, Gina. Happy Tuesday! Blessings, Gershon
Date: 10/6/2020 12:22:00 AM
Haha, someone's in the doghouse. Nice one Gershon. Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/6/2020 2:40:00 PM
Arf, arf. Thanks, Tom. :) gw
Date: 10/5/2020 8:07:00 PM
You did not have a choice! Nice rhyming.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 10/6/2020 2:40:00 PM
Promises, promises, as they say! :) gw

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