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Beers and Tears

Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer

Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011



Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Kendrick Avatar
October 26, 2011 at 1:11 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
Brown Avatar
October 26, 2011 at 6:14 AM
Congratulations on your win in Moses' "Limericks" contest Ed. Love, Carol
Sweetheart Avatar
October 25, 2011 at 9:08 AM
Congrats Ed on a wonderful win with this witty Limerick luv.. good luck on your first contest on PS.. am working on my entry for u.. kudos..
Dietrich Avatar
October 20, 2011 at 9:42 PM
hahaha, good one on family relations! The farting dad and laughing kids as mom moans!
Gangabissoon Avatar
October 12, 2011 at 11:07 AM
Wow, Cool!
Ekpemandu Avatar
October 11, 2011 at 4:53 PM
wow
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