Best Beers Poems

The cabin was stood there, its door was ajar
The owners were out but they couldn’t be far
She was so thirsty she needed a drink
Did she wait outside... well what do you think

She pushed on the door, ‘Is there anyone there’
I’m just a wee girl who...

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I’d like to pretend that my hands aren’t dirty 

from the soap of mental suppression,

that the callouses are from hard work,

and not from picking my bones back up

off the floor on a daily basis;

ragged, dry, and weary. 

Every fairy tale has a root,

stapled into the...

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Cheers and Beer for Jan


Anyone knows if Jan drinks beer
Maybe we all should sing her cheer
She is funny and hip
Lets give her a big tip
She is our dazzling queen so dear


Written: 03/05/16
Theresa...

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Men measure life by the number of beers
Women measure life by the flow of tears
It is when the dad farts
His wife moans in her heart
Because her own children laugh and cheer

Edward J Ebbs - October 11, 2011



Written for a poem Contest, Limericks Hilarious...

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the moon it never rises except when i go to sleep
and the sun it never sets except when i sit and weep
yet i long for you i ache for you my life seems incomplete
so i lie in bed and curse and moan underneath the sheets

it...

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They all said when you left
It would take a few years 
And some time for me to move on from here 
But this guy won’t soon forget 
All the good times that we had 
Yeah those days of ease and memories I hold dear

Yeah, I...

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After a few beers.

His words gush out
like water furiously spraying
from a punctured garden hose
on a blistering, hot day.
He just loves to talk.

And his worst fears
immediately vanish
like beer poured into
a swimming pool
beneath a noonday sun.

After a few beers.


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CHAMPAGNE CHEERS AND CHEAP BEERS JEERS

Cheers to women who bend over a chair
Jeers to ladies who won’t bare what their bodies ought bear 
Hurray for every lady I lay
Hurrah for every bra that falls upon my floor
Praise to women going through a nympho phase
Applause for...

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BEERS
One is a lager, one is an ale
One of them darker, one of them pale
One has aroma with plenty of flavor
One you might guzzle, one you just savor
One tastes of oranges or maybe its wheat
One a bit bitter, one kind of sweet
One comes from Europe,...

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Beers

Friends of mine in hard times

Calls me for a snap!

Reminds me of my old buddies

In a crowded cafe on the Alpines

Should be not consumed

I know very well

But my urge to forgets her
 
Compelles me

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Ohgirl...

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Goldiclocks was a B&E specialist,
Burglary of gold mantel clocks her specialty.
One night Goldie was out 'casing the 'hood",
When a thrilling score she did see...

It was a Little Clock Shop,
A bit dusty and surely quite old,
But what mattered most to Goldie,
Is that it did surely gleam...

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My boyfriend Barney said, "Just two more beers
Then I promise that we'll be out of here."
   But when 'Barn' began to weave
   And as he started to heave
I reminded him, "You promised, my dear."...

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Cigars and beers must be something
They take you to late parties and random kissing
Bad urges in mind must be enticing 
They take you to parking lots and secret meeting

Maybe it’s fun to laugh around while you’re wasting
Your life must be too hard and pretty boring
For...

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Today I heard some news,
which made my heart sing blue.
Grandmother’s, most have two,
I did too and then I had you.

You raised me, with wit few among us have,
I swear the things you’ve said still make me laugh.
The sass you had would drive them mad,
your life...

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Bosom best-buddy Beta Beta Beta boys begin bonding by bringing before biennial brunches: 

bouncier basketballs

budget bean burritos

bounteous beefy burgers

beautiful broad-minded busty boyfriend-less babes 

better bottled Bavarian/Belgian beers...

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