Barney Poems - Poems about Barney

... Zenith University I am a proud graduate  of Zenith University,  where the quality stays on  until the little dot  shrinks and goes away.  I attended that fine institution  with ......Read the rest...

...Barney and Bill walked up a hill With buckets they needed to fill The well had gone dry They thought they might die Until they discovered the still They both reach down and grabbed a jug Sat ......Read the rest...

... Somewhere on another world, in a far away galaxy Aliens built a quantum-scope, our world they could see I also built a similar contraption, and maxed out the lens Now I witness these ETs observ......Read the rest...

...PG RATED Don’t spoil tonight with the woes of tomorrow, For that might lead to a multitude of trouble, Nasty Ghosts are looking to mess up your sleep, But if you wish to insist, let’s take a ......Read the rest...

..."All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone Bikini Betty's Beef A randy surfer from Malib......Read the rest...

...He was a fancy farm rooster always prunin’ and preenin' his feathers for show But man could that rooster wake up the dead when he puffed his chest and let out a crow He was the king of the bar......Read the rest...

...He writes op-eds for Fox and admires Don Bongino, Ed Henry, Brian Kilmeade, Trey Gowdy, Bill Hemmer, Will Cain, Jason Chaffetz, Stuart Barney, Jesse Watters, Raymond Arroyo, Tucker Carlson, Laura In......Read the rest...

...Television triptych throwback and despite remote chance to channel small medium at large metamorphosis I may witness analogous to caterpillar will transform me into a butterfly otherwise No......Read the rest...

...Meet the happy couple That's Hilda all in white Barney's there beside her Loves her with all his might They're an interracial couple No problem nowadays Frowned on not too long ago B......Read the rest...

...Welcome to my barber shop, Owned by the late Puddin' Pop. That's my dad's picture in the frame: Let me tell you how he earned his nickname. Back in the summer of 1984, My mom bought my sister an......Read the rest...

...On St. Patrick's Day, old boozehound Barney Howls grand Gaelic airs at a pub in Killarney Place a strong stout at his paw And he'll howl Erin go braugh! Yes, County Kerry folk are given to blarne......Read the rest...

...Beware The Ides of March 2023 Ides simply referred to first new moon, which usually fell between the thirteenth and fifteenth day of a given month. The following events all occurred fift......Read the rest...

...Here we go again - another crazy form to try - this time a 'Yabba Dabba Do' or so it's called. The jury's out; I can't say I'm enthralled. I've not made a connection to the rhyme or figured out ......Read the rest...

...At first my collared shirts were ironed, And I enjoyed my thought that this meant love. Then she stopped the ironed shirts. She gave me keys to her house and car. Then took them back; returned b......Read the rest...

...Barney Boy aka bull dog boss hog has confident attitude to spare We see him flying around on his Harley doing things we don’t dare He drives down the roads showing off his muscles and physique The......Read the rest...