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Quote Left Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love. Quote Right
Quote Left To be one's own master is to be the slave of self. Quote Right
Quote Left The advantage of love at first sight is that it delays a second sight. Quote Right
Quote Left Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists when you can ignore them like wise men? Quote Right
Quote Left Renouncement: the heroism of mediocrity. Quote Right
Quote Left There are. intangible realities which float near us, formless and without words; realities which no one has thought out, and which are excluded for lack of interpreters. Quote Right
Quote Left If we keep an open mind, too much is likely to fall into it. Quote Right
Quote Left Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men Quote Right
Quote Left Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men? Quote Right
Quote Left Youth is not a question of years: one is young or old from birth. Quote Right
Quote Left Novels are longer than life. Quote Right
Quote Left Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable. Quote Right
Quote Left Eternity -- waste of time. Quote Right
Quote Left Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed. Quote Right
Quote Left Most virtue is a demand for greater seduction. Quote Right
Quote Left How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue Quote Right
Quote Left Would that well-thinking people should be replaced by thinking ones. Quote Right
Quote Left JESUS LOVES YOU! ...but then again, so does Barney. Quote Right
Quote Left He grounds the warship he walks on. Quote Right
Quote Left Above all, I would not expect a wise race, at great expense, to set loose an army of self-replicating robots. Quote Right

Book: Shattered Sighs