What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me
So many things in our technology
confuse me – my phone particularly!
Worst of all, I cannot text properly.
Although I’m able to type speedily,
I’m having the greatest difficulty
with my cell phone’s keyboard, which is tiny!
My nails are longer now, so awkwardly
I’m clicking on wrong letters and constantly
messing myself up; an eternity
just to send one message it can
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Categories:
bamboozles, life,
Form: Monorhyme
What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me - Men
What gobsmacks, bamboozles and confuses me
My answer to that question is no great mystery
It’s men’s complete lack of understanding of women
So let me explain it quite succinctly to them
Guys you should be kind your good lady
Treat her like an adult, and not a darn baby
Women’s minds can be read just like a good book
and
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Categories:
bamboozles, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
What I'M Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
was walking
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Categories:
bamboozles, absence, analogy, character, endurance,
Form: Free verse
What Gobsmacks- Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest
What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest
What gobsmacks, bamboozles and confuses me is that I place a poem in a contest and it placed the first time. Then, when I went back later to compliment the winners that afternoon and comment on my compliments; my compliments and congratulations and my name in the 1st
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Categories:
bamboozles, computer, firework,
Form: Free verse
Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me
Why when waiting for a bus
You contemplate as time goes by
Should I walk and make no fuss
Will I be left here high and dry
So off you go
You start to walk
All on your own
No one to talk
What’s that I hear, as sounds get near
Of buses driving fast
Then two by two as if to sneer
They do
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Categories:
bamboozles, confusion, irony, satire,
Form: Rhyme