Best Bamboozles Poems

What gobsmacks, bamboozles and confuses me
My answer to that question is no great mystery
It’s men’s complete lack of understanding of women
So let me explain it...

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So many things in our technology
confuse me – my phone particularly!
Worst of all, I cannot text properly.
Although I’m able to type speedily,
I’m having the greatest...

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What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
 

       What I'm Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and All This Confuses Me
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What Gobsmacks, Bamboozles and Confuses Me Poetry Contest

What gobsmacks, bamboozles and confuses me is that I place a poem in a contest and it placed...

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Pi
What statistics?
What trigonometry?
Geometry bamboozles me
The math language completely shuts me down.
Pre-algebra breaks my brain waves.
Please let’s not speak of these
Crazy math terms.
Pi...

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She has given me a reason to get up in the morning
Something to look forward to,
She delights me, excites me, enthuses me, bamboozles me.
Poetry!

She has...

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Remember the first time I started to trust you.
It was the strangest feeling I had yet to give.
I told you my secrets, my past and...

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I praise God for modern telecommunications’ inventions
Making mankind benefit so well
But I feel bad, when in their vexing, “gobsmack” malfunctions
I become dysfunctional; thus, my exasperation-nerves...

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Gobsmacked and bamboozled and confused

I peeked into the oven where the baking dishes slept
resting in a pot of onion stew
Couldn’t help but laughing, they were...

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Bamboozles often and frequently slam my zoozle with gobsmack confusion attacks,
so much so that I thought this unsated mental state was everyone’s slate of facts.
If...

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Why must I have a make-up of a fool?
Leaving me with horrors of my past
The past that mirror a fractured heart
And a sinking dream
Driving me...

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RIDDLES

          Riddles and Puzzles of Human nature! That bothers!
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Those  L O N G  Register Receipts


I move up as next on the line.
She checks out my rations just fine. 
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I Write-
poems      for brouhaha contests-
perhaps of love
or nature or some gobbledygook interesting

but, I am left gobsmacks and dumbfounded 
'cause I...

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Gobsmacked, Bamboozled and Confused


I was gobsmacked, bamboozled and confused
when they showed me worn out crayons never unused

for the lines they were destined to stay within
were...

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