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Baiter Poems - Poems about Baiter

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy
...Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin vide......

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Categories: baiter, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Stir
...A character study done here. You always liked to stir things up. Like a washer agitator You thought your tactics a good touch. Stirring, stirring until worn out A good name you j......

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Categories: baiter, bullying,
Form: Quatorzain



Map Battle part 2
... My soul burns with an unquenchable righteous desire. Yours belongs to the Prince of Tyre, the Lake of Fire, in WEF land of Oz, where bulllshiit is behind the curtain and evil......

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Categories: baiter, art,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Troll footle
...scrolling trolling clicking tricking to cheat deceit snitches glitches lame game for fame peeving thieving maybe they’ll see jeste......

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Categories: baiter, anti bullying, emotions, mental
Form: Footle
Premium Member Jussie Smollett
...Now listen up to my funny karma rhyme how Jussie Smollett staged his own hate crime. Not just a MAGA hater but a lying race baiter and all the woketards fell for it big time! Yeah, tur......

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Categories: baiter, political, racism,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Chequered Game
...A Game Chequered ! Verbose; Pawned divinity Words are pieces Phrases are moves Players' wordsmiths Egos crowned kings Drawn out are words Empty stands sheath Reveal your Chess St......

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Categories: baiter, analogy,
Form: Concrete
Premium Member I Am the Master
..." I am the master. On the soft ball team, I am the master batter. On the debate team, I am the master debater. On every fishing trip, I am the master baiter." Usually at this point of my blind da......

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Categories: baiter, natural disasters, social,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Equation For Indifference
...When you're constantly branded a racist because you're a white male you tend to stop listening when you're constantly labeled privileged (though they've never seen you leave for work at 2:30am ......

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Categories: baiter, prejudice, voice,
Form: Free verse
Limericks Iii - Grab Bag
...Limericks III - Grab Bag Being a peace activist, I once wrote a limerick in an attempt to stop needless wars: Of Tetley’s and V-2's (or "Why Not to Bomb the Brits") by Michael R. Burch The......

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Categories: baiter, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
A Highly Sensitive Nature
...How hilarious is being born with a highly sensitive nature; this is unmanly and very rare for someone seldom forlorn. If transformation took place on a public stage, I would be an enraged mar......

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Categories: baiter, celebrity, change, funny, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
The Better Late Than Never Free Admission Confessio
......exhortations against Ole Saint Nick (alternately titled untold treasured shenanigans of Santa) his elves and reindeer discovered only by colluding via "FAKE" fluke did I manage to worm win......

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Categories: baiter, analogy, december, giggle, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Exhortations Against Ole Saint Nick
...the (better late than never) free admission confession, exhortations against Ole Saint Nick treasured untold shenanigans of Santa, his elves and reindeer discovered only by colluding via......

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Categories: baiter, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Treasured Untold Shenanigans of Santa, His Elves and Reindeer
...only by a fluke did I manage to worm winning trust among Christmas elves and reindeer confident this generic guy, would never breach scandalous tidbits, into a an underground i......

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Categories: baiter, christmas, holiday, humor, myth,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Postmillennial Patriots
...To be a true and pure and faithful evangelically zealous fundamentalist, whether of good faith religions or bad faith hatreds of other cultures and races and genders, etc., fascism and fundamental......

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Categories: baiter, beauty, integrity, parents, passion,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member The Gator Baiter
...Whenever I visit the Louisiana bayou, gator hunters fight and argue to have me on their crew. I only bait their lines, I don't hunt the alligator. All of the locals refer to me as The Master Baiter. ......

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Categories: baiter, animals, me,
Form: Rhyme

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