Short Baiter Poems

" I am the master.
On the soft ball team, I am the master batter.
On the debate team, I am the master debater.
On every fishing trip, I am the master baiter."
Usually at this point of my blind date most say, "Check please, see you later."...

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Whenever I visit the Louisiana bayou,
gator hunters fight and argue to have me on their crew.
I only bait their lines, I don't hunt the alligator.
All of the locals refer to me as The Master Baiter.
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I don't like that reference actually.
I wish they'd come up with another nick name for me.
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scrolling 
      trolling

clicking
      tricking

to cheat
      deceit 

snitches
     glitches 

lame game
     for fame 

peeving
     thieving

maybe
    they’ll see

jester
    fester

traitor
   baiter

drama
   mama

dressed in
          satin

green grime
         cold crime

     loner
         moaner...

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Now listen up to my funny karma rhyme
how Jussie Smollett staged his own hate crime.
  Not just a MAGA hater
  but a lying race baiter
and all the woketards fell for it big time!

Yeah, turns out Jussie was juss full of sh-it
but wants you to believe it’s all legit.
  You are forever to be
  a bigot for all to see
but hey, don’t beat yourself up over it!


        Written: December 2021...

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