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Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin videlicet hick bullied who consider me on account of a dinky dick. Me primate chronological adolescent and emerging adult age evinced no whoa Biblical flood thru microsoft billeted gates bursting viz Dickensian fleshy prickly sticky stub, though smallish - male member, zee tallywhacker proudly, joyously, and deftly socked one seminal bang for randy schlong courtesy garden variety generic rammy buck, whose berry pull lite hello ladies twig, could land sucker punch damn the torpedo puncturing, wharf lewd billeted gates demolish horny rivals scaling Swiss Alps, thus testosterone wrested control vis a vis expunged mighty tsunami forceful tidal waves jabbed and pierced boxer shorts rendering underwear utterly useless as what?... donut hole? ring without a ding? toothless dad?.... thence retracted whet ragged limp, floppy duff flay dud discobolus?, chewed biscuit ova Yankee dew till birthed Giant via super fresh fielding acme teenage heterosexual whet dreams made me stir crazy experiencing vivid lifelike erotic fantasies firm he to feel an ache kin, beck kin ing , and whisk kin - with a nod to wink n, blinkin and nod mine engorged phallus sought release check kin choking chicken at cali fornication, per base feral, hormonal, and primal antsy animal atavistic antics brazenly daring me tubby craven, at least a baker's dozen tree muffins to embolden issuance qua greeting with ha "good evening forte tuff hide meat curtains - ah hanker ta deux an Aaron" cull of the wild, and an SOS tummy doppelganger bro' ********, cuz back in days of young adulthood at the house at Pooh's Corner near the intersection of sixty ninth and Arch bringing to a dead hardened standstill practically any moving object like wings at the speed of sound inflated ma dill dough, particularly with onset of raging testosterone, once upon time introverted primate felt his cribbed ready to flow with seminal fluid and only brought to a stop if feral atavistic urge think premature ejaculation way before penile comeuppance when as an emotionally troubled teen, he passively attempted to exit - figurative stage door left - to avoid exclusion he ranted reckless rodomontade rueful boisterous blustering bombasity alluding to the gooey glop tooling tug go deeper thru unguarded Trojan horse eyelet entrance fired the sexual fantasy of this then young Eunuch mox nix to me now, cuz I may as well be one (self emasculating) man, whose ordinarily rather small male gonad got rock hard like a hoe especially at most moist tender vittles inopportune instances; or watching the backside wiggle of freshly minted female teacher did elicit reCAPTCHA verification failed to this common Joe, who felt stymied, frustrated, and jangled and screwed up with vasocongestion ribbed skin flute like any other horny teenager, would know (or feign) how to find suitable gamine orifice and many dudes bragged about their masculinity boasting about their high achieving Ivy League score, war hie felt chill and chary, asper suddenly tha air felt like five bell hoe, which pent up carnal craving grudgingly caved into manual stimulation (a piss poor substitute) until the august moment bedding bare naked lady who allowed, enabled and provided a proper outlet er... and/or inlet firm aye experience absent heterosexual drive contrary to integral normal predilection toward physical intimacy, which natural, sexual union more healthy than candy, and delivered to our lives wholesome buns in the oven, which progeny we did kindle two tumblr full daughters both well on their merry (go round the mulberry bush - with Cheney saw in hand) way toward positive future, yet this once risqué, pesky, and frisky father experienced a kamikaze nosedive concerning horniness linkedin to frigidity - ice scribe fluoxetine (treats mental health conditions including depression, obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) and last but not least bulimia) one generic name for prozac as bad ass pharmacological killer app that gave masta baiter hiz mortal blow with nary an slit tiff hide, who haint so hot fo' teacher, nor petty pussy, whose when he espies tufted hello kitty. Noah penile throbbing wracks ma five feet and ten inch being, yet arousal to enter the once portal ova verboten fruit doth bring measure for measure mush ado a boot comb thing far this king fro licking in the lair re: aperture felt envy and forced to grapple with hearing signature orgasmic groaning signifying indubitable braggadocio.

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