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Bagger Poems - Poems about Bagger


Premium Member Exit Stage Left
...I took my date to see Mick Jagger But later she started to stagger Said "I have some bad news" Then she puked on my shoes So I just decided to bagger......

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Categories: bagger, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Gun Shop
...The gun seems gun-shy in this space; where deer hides hang on rustic walls and granddad-tick-tocks beat, instead of hearts in hollowed skins. The gun a “trophy-bagger” in its rack, a loud-m......

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Categories: bagger, animal, conflict, death, life,
Form: Quatrain



Rag Bagger With Notes
...__________________ RAG BAGGER What is a blowboat which way does the warm wind blow Im lashed to the mast GINSU - KNIFE EASTPORT , MAINE USA Ginsu ......

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Categories: bagger, adventure, allegory, america, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Waiting Woes
...Hurry with their groceries. Don't wait till I am overseas. I'm asking where's the bagger. If I do it I will stagger. Why are the lanes so empty? The people are of plenty. Where are all the ch......

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Categories: bagger, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Stop and Shop Strike
...The Stop & Shop strike v. Game of Thrones. In Game what’s not made plain is the condition of the people compared with warriors and queens. There’s no mention of land-clearance, tree-felling, p......

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Categories: bagger, dream, food, sun, war,
Form: Verse



Republican Vandal
...Republican Vandal Senator Ted Cruz, Has Tea bagger views. He is not sound With designs to tear the Republic down.......

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Categories: bagger, celebrity, political,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member Supermarket Celebration
...Supermarket celebration shoppers are cytoplasm searching for cellulose, muscle, photosynthesis. Oils, petrochemical and vegetable love: faith and trust for instance, the Food and Drug Administ......

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Categories: bagger, america, celebration, faith, food,
Form: Verse
The Carp-Pet Bagger
...he sits and he stares he miows and he purrs he's mocking and making his plan i'm ahead of his game my agendas the same a battle of cat versus man as i sit and reminisce it wasn't always like this at ......

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Categories: bagger, pets,
Form: Rhyme
Frankly, My Dear
...Frankly, My Dear Oh, yes the saga of scarlet O’Hara She was a spoiled little twit She never had a lick of sense No not even a little bit She let all her raw emotions Rule her every day No matter th......

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Categories: bagger, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Black Friday Dreaming
...Talk about a Christmas miracle I tell you it was just amazing, The sale of the century and it set my charge card blazing. Why they were practically giving the stuff away I couldn’t just turn......

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Categories: bagger, funny, me,
Form: Light Verse

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