Aussie Poems

Waltzing Galinda - A Quokka Aussie Cheeky Bush Ballad with a Twist - A Musical Video

Move over Matilda… Waltz with Galinda.
There’s a new Aussie bush ballad in town! Introducing Waltzing Galinda — a cheeky, heartwarming tribute to Aussie folklore, with a twist! Starring a mischievous quokka, a sparkly snail named Galinda, and a trooper koala riding an emu, this is my playful reimagining of the classic Waltzing Matilda — packed

Can It, Aussie Style - Antipodean, Not European

It's enough to make one chunder
there used to be a time Down Under
when fair dinkum the label on the tucker tin
only stated the true blue maker's name
and the Vegemite we'd eat for brekkie contained therein
while not a porky implied mate there's something to hide
with a shonky no responsibility disclaimer
I’m spewin’ cranky as today's focus is

Aussie fan channel'

What can I say.? Look it up..Is my advice..Why not make your visit
Today.?

If your'e a native Aussie kid

The milatary cant place you? Whats wrong with it? Its
Understaffed to the umteenth bed.' If youre from the country its even worse.' I beleive theres more chance if
Ypu have four legs.? Your head on two necks praps thats
Cause your easier fed.? Or if you are purple? Or think a
Certain way like perpendicular periperal could wr

Aussie Christmas jingle bells

Tripping through the sand
In a pair of Aussie thongs,
Boogie board in hand
Singing Aussie songs.
Davo’s got the beer.
Out of kiddies reach
What a day we’re gonna to have
It’s Christmas on the beach.

Oh, Christmas time, Christmas time 
Christmas by the shore
A good old Aussie Christmas.
It’s Christmas time once more

The sun is very hot.
There is no shade around 
so

Aussie Christmas Way - my jingle bells

Dashing through the sand                                                   

Aussie battler Assange'

Prison proofed man.'
This hero is Aussie Assange.!
Innocent as charged.)

Flying in the face
Disgraced FBI..' never us!
Australians rising now.!

12 Days of Aussie Christmas

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
A koala in a gum tree
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Two parrakeets.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Three Kangaroos hopping.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me,
Four Cockatoos squawking.
On

Red Dog Remembered

A wrestlers kapi pup born in the town of Porapoo
Red Dog~The Pilabara wonderer with lurid tales' legion
A bold spirited canine he, an Aussie through and through
Roaming free the red earth of the wide Northwestern region

He pawed a ride with John, an iron miner, when lost.
They became close mates, good sports to remember.
But drinking and poker

Zoe Buhler

Good news Zoe, charges dropped drongo
Coppers had to stop, rules aren't laws 
Wrongs just that..Love you darl; thats where
I'm at, you did Ballarat an honour.' By being
True against the bother, you took issue.' with
The lies they dished on you, in the very same 
old town; where our miners faced some other
 clowns
Ballarat awaken now..' And

My Sweet Aussie Lovers

Aussies are the best
Have known two, one in-person
And one on-line
Both with a joy of living
What is their secret
Is there something in the air
Is it living with koala bears
Maybe with kangeroos
Perhaps you can tell me
Coz the whole world would be
A much better place
To spend a lifetime with these sweeties
With only love and happiness in their hearts
Making

Aussie Stars At Night

Aussie stars at night
Like Christmas lights bright
Encourages a trance
Calling the heart to dance 
The southern clusters standard fare
Captures the wonder of “what its like to be there
And there, and there, and there and...”

Nature’s spotlight follows its arc
Floating comfortably in the dark
Changing shape night after night
Colourful beauty in black and white 
Always constant 
Always there
And there,

Aussie Adventures of Skeet and Rich

                         
With all the world 
        a thousand feet below
was the morn on New Year’s Day,
  and ‘neath a shining 
  

An Old Aussie In Perth

An old Aussie in the suburbs of Perth
Writes the corniest folk songs on earth
His heart’s always breakin’
He’s again been forsaken
and his gals cheatin’ out thar in Fort Worth

2/13/22

An Aussie Bush Pee

An Aussie Bush Pee

Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee?
while squatting down and hiding in the bush.
But first, must pull your jeans and undies down
while all the time you’re showing off your toosh.

You grab your jeans and undies in one hand
to keep them out the way before you go.
While balanced in a squat

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