Aussie Poems - Poems about Aussie

What can I say.? Look it up..Is my advice..Why not make your visit Today.?...

Continue reading...

The milatary cant place you? Whats wrong with it? Its Understaffed to the umteenth bed.' If youre from the country its even worse.' I beleive theres more chance if Ypu have four legs.? Your head on two necks praps thats Cause your easier fed.? Or if you are purple? Or think a Certain way like perpendicular periperal could wr...

Continue reading...

Tripping through the sand In a pair of Aussie thongs, Boogie board in hand Singing Aussie songs. Davo’s got the beer. Out of kiddies reach What a day we’re gonna to have It’s Christmas on the beach. Oh, Christmas time, Christmas time Christmas by the shore A good old Aussie Christmas. It’s Christmas time once more The sun is very hot. There is no shade around so...

Continue reading...

Dashing through the sand ...

Continue reading...

Prison proofed man.' This hero is Aussie Assange.! Innocent as charged.) Flying in the face Disgraced FBI..' never us! Australians rising now.!...

Continue reading...

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love sent to me, A koala in a gum tree On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Two parrakeets. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Three Kangaroos hopping. On the 4th day of Christmas my true love sent to me, Four Cockatoos squawking. On...

Continue reading...

A wrestlers kapi pup born in the town of Porapoo Red Dog~The Pilabara wonderer with lurid tales' legion A bold spirited canine he, an Aussie through and through Roaming free the red earth of the wide Northwestern region He pawed a ride with John, an iron miner, when lost. They became close mates, good sports to remember. But drinking and poker...

Continue reading...

Good news Zoe, charges dropped drongo Coppers had to stop, rules aren't laws Wrongs just that..Love you darl; thats where I'm at, you did Ballarat an honour.' By being True against the bother, you took issue.' with The lies they dished on you, in the very same old town; where our miners faced some other clowns Ballarat awaken now..' And...

Continue reading...

Aussies are the best Have known two, one in-person And one on-line Both with a joy of living What is their secret Is there something in the air Is it living with koala bears Maybe with kangeroos Perhaps you can tell me Coz the whole world would be A much better place To spend a lifetime with these sweeties With only love and happiness in their hearts Making...

Continue reading...

Aussie stars at night Like Christmas lights bright Encourages a trance Calling the heart to dance The southern clusters standard fare Captures the wonder of “what its like to be there And there, and there, and there and...” Nature’s spotlight follows its arc Floating comfortably in the dark Changing shape night after night Colourful beauty in black and white Always constant Always there And there,...

Continue reading...

I With all the world a thousand feet below was the morn on New Year’s Day, and ‘neath a shining weightless wing the sea cliffs steep of Botany...

Continue reading...

An old Aussie in the suburbs of Perth Writes the corniest folk songs on earth His heart’s always breakin’ He’s again been forsaken and his gals cheatin’ out thar in Fort Worth 2/13/22...

Continue reading...

An Aussie Bush Pee Now! Have you ever tried to have a pee? while squatting down and hiding in the bush. But first, must pull your jeans and undies down while all the time you’re showing off your toosh. You grab your jeans and undies in one hand to keep them out the way before you go. While balanced in a squat...

Continue reading...

A farmer met a wizard who was wearing odd regalia The wizard gave him seed of magic carrots from Australia You sow them just like normal but they all grow upside down The leaves will grow like roots, the carrots stick out of the ground The farmer dug and rotavated, levelled off the soil He was super motivated, those seeds...

Continue reading...

God just made a terrible blunder Clearly revealed by claps of thunder There was no sinner Just Aussie dinner After poking around Down Under...

Continue reading...