Short Aussie Poems
Short Aussie Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Aussie by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Aussie by length and keyword.
I'm fat I'm ugly it seems like nobody likes me I'm always angry and sad plus mad I'm moving to aussie and thers nothing i can do bout it
broad faced koala
like Jim Henson stitched muppet
stinky hugs clamber
wide eyed from home in gum tree
scared away by Aussie flames
Down Under when one can not sleep
One busies one's self counting sheep
Snooze you lose
Ewes your muse
Aussie poets are now knee-deep
God just made a terrible blunder
Clearly revealed by claps of thunder
There was no sinner
Just Aussie dinner
After poking around Down Under
Good on'ya Biko, well done there mate..Keep hammering
In the results should be great.' Aussie needs us all to work
Together 'now more than ever'
Prison proofed man.'
This hero is Aussie Assange.!
Innocent as charged.)
Flying in the face
Disgraced FBI..' never us!
Australians rising now.!
He goes by the alias Outback Jack
Telling tales of OZ, he’s got the knack
Little Joe's no punk
He’s an Aussie hunk
Whom I’d love to get in the sack
A Digger who came from Down Under
Was disturbed by Donald Trump's thunder
It seems that a tweet
Incited a bleat
But who can blame Ewe for the blunder?
In Aussie-land dwell the marsupials
By night they paint the town connubial
They make them a joey
Named Zoey or Chloe
Neighbors jump for joy indubitable
Once new an Aussie gal named Liz
Who always knew which way to give
More than routine
This sex machine
Freaked out each time at the sight of her biz
U.K. Tom picked a nasty grudge fight
About his much over-lauded Marmite
He got testy and bossy
Toward Deb, the kind Aussie
As he envied her fine Vegemite
1/4/22
Pinkie's ova dried up in summer.
Her sackcloths made beach days a bummer,
till she caught a sperm whale—
an Aussie bowler, "Gale"—
who had spun her like a newcomer.
An exotic lunch to serve your boss:
The Aussie Salad with Sheep Dip Sauce!
The flavour's unique
(When cured at its peak)
Though kissing cousins may wish to floss
Sometimes I think that I know all there is
But there’s some things that just make me wonder
If Australian men are so brash over here
Are they really that cocky down under?
Duckbilled platypus and koalas lead the way
Showed kangaroos and joeys Santa’s bag today
Santa showed up with a nosey kookaburra then
wanting a warm Aussie beach to plunge in
Don Johnson pens from his far south berth
insightful poems tinctured with mirth.
Of human foibles, plights
and Aussie nights he writes;
all while dangling down under the earth.
An Australian pug so loves prawn
she could munch it from evening ‘till dawn
It’s called shrimp, silly Aussie
yaps a Yank borzoi quite bossy
But being good mates, their anger’s long gone
An old Aussie in the suburbs of Perth
Writes the corniest folk songs on earth
His heart’s always breakin’
He’s again been forsaken
and his gals cheatin’ out thar in Fort Worth
2/13/22
Found a new friend from the land of koalas
Sweet as they come, severe quivers she causes
Not complaining
Just takes training
She makes me feel like I'm hearing a Mozart sonata
Twas love in the park every single day
Her name was Elizabeth, she sure liked to play
An Aussie so sweet
After lunch, we'd eat!
To again feel the thrill of love's sweet ballet!
Koalas Bears are cute Aussie animals
Except their smell could clear all your passages
Told by an Aussie lass
Who was sex and a half
Lost my kazoolu when she touched my apparatus
There was a wild drink-craving pair
Who an Aussie airliner’s fuel did share.
It made in their guts masses of gases
Propelling them south via their asses.
Maori swear they’re Maero from thin air.
Sixth largest country has an Aussie accent
People walk upside down and koalas have bad scents
You guessed it
Bloody hot it is
Don't have to look far if you're looking for a friend
Now is the time..Stand and be done..
Support the Nation, as does Aus one'
Where'ere you are based ' all Aussie
Daughters and mothers sons.'
Get behind; good old Bosi..
And great things can come.!
Tom asked me if I ever tried speaking upside down
Said yes, Maria taught me when I was in Aussie town
Blood rushed to my head
Face got all red
What happens when they wear fancy gowns