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Premium Member They Came Home Today

In Memory of the soldiers brought home
             on 2 June 2016
They Came Home Today
by Robert (Bob) Moore

They are finally coming home today
those, who were left behind
to a different country,
and to a different time

the one they left was patriotic,
Aussie and True Blue
but now, you could be in strife
if the Aussie Flag you flew

They gave their lives, while fighting for, 
a dream we’ve long forgot
and in a far and distant land
a lonely grave their lot

But now these warriors have returned
to their own pleasant land
just hope that we remember
the reason they took their stand

So you and I could live with freedom
and have peace in our lives each day
a country well worth dying for
in a land so far away

And if they could but look around
I wonder what they’d see
is this why they fought and died
and the future they thought would be
                  Lest We Forget
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Forgotten Aussie Shed

The shears sleep heavy, lethargic and lost, 
Silent on the cold wooden floor,
Covered in webs and dust from the years, 
That have passed since they clicked to a roar,

With each sheep and ewe, and every big ram, 
In the shed that was life on the land,
In the shed where the men shore, two hundred or more, 
Sheep with their iron clad hand,

And lanolin and resin still emanate the air, 
The walls are still old mahogany brown,
But gone are the men, in blue singlets and shorts, 
Bought from the one shop in town,

Now things are quiet, the seasons they go, 
The shearing shed has gone by and by,
And these worn out lonely shears hold all of the memories, 
Under the dry burnt Australian sky.
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member As pertaining; to parchment pulling '

As a principled parchment puller, i observe no rules you see .' Its a variable piece of
Lingo' after a dekko, you may well agree.?
It could mean to inflate and flatter.? Or maybe to decieve.? To percieve of superflous natter.? To test what may be
Beleived.? Its a fluid term i do descry..Only an Aussie can' i think? make such really fly.' By all means others may
Use this term, but think on Australia? For
You might well learn.' Laconic we are and
Frugal in words.' But in us burns a bushfire of linguistic terms, i cite other
Parchment pullers Patterson, Lawson just
Two.' Historical giants, Dorethea MacKeller
I'll add,  Brian Woodlys which brings it to a 
foursome, how.
His song lyrics will
Always ring true.' then little Alison Smith
Is climbing up poetry's rungs, mind you'
 its real
Early stages, Though.. I guess she's my 
no two? ( yeah thats the one')
Precious and precocious, but no doubt
 i'll just have to make do.? Its like that
 on the dirt track..You go along  to get
 along..And maybe down the 
ranges? As you travel on; and on'
That bonding of mateship, transpires; up
 to rise' just like the mighty red gums, 
that line the
Jagged ridged skies, so onto SUZ and to
 Laurie and Deb M; Doug G, hats off to
All of you too, from me.', theres a
 blackend old can a
Boiling, if you'll stop and take a brew.?
 The damper in pan is forming, and i'll 
break it; with all of youse.' Look we can
 all pull out some parchment; by 
God!! And so we'll do.' as the billy can gurgles
And the whip-bird calls out grand. We'll 
talk on; of our Australia.One rich and truly varied land.'
Form: Ballad

Premium Member Aussie Christmas jingle bells

Tripping through the sand
In a pair of Aussie thongs,
Boogie board in hand
Singing Aussie songs.
Davo’s got the beer.
Out of kiddies reach
What a day we’re gonna to have
It’s Christmas on the beach.

Oh, Christmas time, Christmas time 
Christmas by the shore
A good old Aussie Christmas.
It’s Christmas time once more

The sun is very hot.
There is no shade around 
so we gather up our stuff
And move to higher ground.
We settle neath the trees.
In a folding metal chair
Plenty shade, but there’s no breeze
But really, we don’t care

Oh Christmas time, Christmas time
All the family’s  here
To celebrate our Christmas
Like we do every year

Davo came by car.
With Marie John and Jane
Granny from afar
She came by aeroplane
Joe lives up the street.
He brought his wife and kids
And even in this awesome heat,
They wouldn’t miss for quids

Oh, Christmas time, Christmas time
Christmas without snow
We love our Aussie Christmas.
It really is a show
Oh, Christmas time Christmas time
Christmas is a ball
We love our Aussie Christmas
Here’s Joy to one and all.
Form: Lyric

Premium Member Willy Had a Date with an Ant

There was a young Aussie called Billy
An ant attached and bit the end of his willy
made him holler and dance
all these ants invaded his pants
His swearing and cursing for miles was heard very shrilly

She began to twist in contortion
Her legs now a state misproportion
her neck it did crack 
she fell out of her sack
Now moves about with much caution

Every morning took off for a jog
One day got stuck in a bog
how does one now get out 
for help a desperate shout
Eventually hopped out transformed here as a bullfrog

A young man supplied equipment for sport
To a local nearby family squash court
a girl a mis-hit on one of his balls
to the floor with much laughter  she falls
In pain he declares this squash game with danger is fraught

A demure young lassie called Jilly
Owned a beautiful black and white filly
The last ride was a farce
horse bucked Jilly's  flat on her ass
In a landscape that's rocky and hilly

Then a long came Billy the Bonk
A left hook had injured his conk
in bed with another man's wife
took off for the flight of his life
All the geese in observance  let out a boisterous honk

A blonde  affectionately known as Annie
Her desire for love is uncanny
all her clothes she did shed
too much time in her bed
She's now known as overworked Fanny


footnote Sack a colloquial term  for bed in Australia
Form: Limerick


Reborn a new Bazball dawn chorus


After debauched dearth of scorched earth & Aussie mirth

New Gay opener in the berth & Ollie back to surf the turf 

Bazball less gall but more girth a rebirth but what’s it worth?


“Lack of nous is now notorious

More cat less mouse us furious

They say will try to do laborious


In house be bit more studious

About game’s history curious

No tantra mantra is spurious


“Bazball” is in the thesaurus 

Moan it is prone to bore us

No more lone tyrannosaurus

Crazy tone like I am a Walrus


Toil of Sisyphus & boil of Icarus

Obstreperous schlep to leprous

Horn shorn a blunted rhinoceros

Hunted stunted shunted corpus


Sunken drunken hippopotamus

Wet beset with regret so porous

Raucous ruckus need new caucus

Mac attack Bull too full of Taurus


Cruel winter as they all lost focus

Plans to be a sprinter were bogus

Ken Baz & Ben splinter the onus


Dump us after screaming rumpus?

Key thick dreaming hocus pocus

Fans stick sick streaming mucus


So pick a well known local locus

Go to town not clown at a circus

Survives revives is a new crocus


Forlorn past forsworn vocal chorus     

Reborn alive strives thrives..Lazarus

Our sown homegrown magnus opus?
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member IT s THE LITTLE THINGS LIKE TIM TAMS

it’s the little things like tim tams.
having gotten my attention, the box
hops into my shopping cart, but not
before I cartwheel and squeal, certain
that one of the poets has nurtured
my senses with an Australian accent.

i’m handing them out, like pamphlets,
according to the number in the family.
of course, they’re crunchy and cold.
my husband, straight away, placed
the box in the fridge. U.S.A. all the way.

my neighbor came over for coffee.
before she left, i handed her three treats.
she gasped, herself a published author,
she had just gleamed in a current read
of munchable tim tams…indeed! of course.

to treat my bible study group friends,
i will have to grab another, unopened box,
hand them out for free. the delightful share
the Word and Aussie-awesome treats,
alongside hot water and teabags. cartwheeling…

Premium Member A Cupid Sniper

With accurate placement
aim and precision
take your pick
an advanced weapon system
a marksman
staring down
keeps his eye 
on the target
judging distance
will take his shot

The ultimate assassin
for two lovers touch
with a bipod arrangement
is accurate as such
holding aim
sweetly releasing
from the chambers
firing emotions


The L115
will do the trick
the poms little boy
the lovers heart it will hit
burning inside 
blazing feelings
one hot target
exploding fireworks


An M107
the Americans toy
it'll take you down 
into lovers joy
in rapid fire
burning lead hot 
pulsating desires

An Aussie Tikka M55
a one piece machine receiver
it's grooved drilled and tapped
a love it can deliver
finger upon her trigger
warmly spitting flames
radiating flashes
gunpowder explodes
with golden bite 
falling down
in the face 
of her beauty


But the true weapon of choice
out of cupids locked safe
Is the Middleton DTM SS 415 Crossbow
It gets true lovers in the right place
crosses over an arrow
piercing into 
the softest spot
a passion hunter
preys in delight
blood within lust 

You see Cupid's an Angel
he doesn't use guns
he has arrows and bows for choice
he is the ultimate sniper number One
silently holds the wind
shooting swiftly 
ends quickly

quivering taking one's breath
a piercing tip enters
falls down dead
enters the heart
one lonely 
head hunter
dips in 
loves blood

Premium Member Time to test,

Its time at last..The furor'e is well past.' For those who fronted
Who shamed? And claimed the high ground? and spoke of a
Deaths knells blast.' Who trotted out (so called experts?) And ranted as well .' They warned all the people, in a manner
Real grave.' Now there are samples of blood from those
Who died really brave' And i'm sure more will be given by those now alive.'
And also from the polo's samples must be taken.! To search out
To ascertain just ( w h o might be faking.? As we know all
Leaders value trust' ny not breaking its  hallmark; a must' of certain
when there is
Danger' any fear or even  doubt.? Yet In panic central; old Canberra
the drawbridge went up' as all about, the the country news was
Sprung; like a spider from its web.' We must save the oldies
It first was out spread..We saw this was to  change..Even young got the
Hit.' Then a hero truckie, said i've hat a gutfull.' Of these half-wits And lit out
For the capital, just as i was hoping.' As near two million
Woke up.' They'd had enough of moping.' Rod Culleton
And Hoody also good Johnny Larter Ricardo Bosi..These
 for starters wil l'do The goons got in a panic and I hear l r a d s
Were deployed.? I'm tellin you!! On a civillian gathering..On childern holding but toys.! In rage and frustration i watched it play
Out.' Midst the noise drainstream media pushed out mis-infoiThe
Word anti-vaxers and a dangerous mob, were staple lies.'
 they used our people to prod.! Well right is right.! that one thing they said stands true..So lets begin testing ( thats the way now
True blue ) it will show solidarity and foster trust.' In
The true Aussie spirit..I believe its a must.) From scum'o though
In Britain and old albo too." andrews and dutton the whole motley crew.! Stand and be counted its only a jab.'
Prove it or lose, it!  its your time 'even brad no hazard' also to
Others is my motto today.' As tribute to our heros for
We approach... A N Z A C  DAY !!!!!!!

in his broad accent

for-Father Poetry Contest, Sponsored by: Silent One
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his childhood stories told
of when he was 
a little scottish boy
grey days...freezing nights 
the only way to keep out the bite
was the fires flames a roaring 
"tis wasn’t much-but it was me home"
he would say
 in his broad accent    
               but...i could never hear it

when war came   
and his father did his duty
[a hero within a young boy`s eyes]
his spinster Aunt came to stay 
"I had two mums in those days," 
he would often say-
in his broad accent 
               but…i could never hear it

 he would often tell me
how he collected coal by the railway lines
to add to the night time fire 
or the  day when a Luftwaffe bomber was shot down 
and crashed into a field near his childhood home
he would talk about
nights spent in air raid shelters 
or the nights sitting in the dark
he would often say
"you cannae show the hun the way to London"
in his broad accent 
              but…i could never hear it

the silent piper greeted visitors at the door
he would always welcome them with a "G`day"
and a glass of whisky
[always a cheap one]
but there was something not quite right 
about the way he said   "G`day"
in his broad accent 
             but…i could never hear it

its true with what they say about the 
Scotch being stingy
[he would say he was just being thrifty]
example- when we left the lights on in a room empty
he would say
"Andre Carnegie doesn’t live here,"
in a sarcastic way 
and in his broad accent  
                             but…i could never hear it
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explanations of words used in this poem
townhill-a scottish village just outside of dunfermline
G'day-an Aussie greeting for hello
Andre Carnegie-Scottish-American industrialist and philanthropist.[born in   
                             dunfermline immigrated to usa aged 12] 
##dad migrated to australia in 1951
© Markus Jay  Create an image from this poem.

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