Aunty Poems - Poems about Aunty

...I asked the wee Munchkins, "Which way do I go?" Figured since they lived here, they would be in the know. But they looked at me uncertainly, scared of the witch. Then realizing she was dead; they ......Read the rest...

...Quietly waiting at the table legs swinging… Then, Aunty Jean brings in green soup. Mother-glares at me, sister-stares with me at the cold green soup. Is it medicine, pond slime, mushed......Read the rest...

... There was a lady in her late thirties She loved juicy gossip and kitty parties Kids were two, an older boy and a younger girl Naughty devils but the lady’s whole world The lady was......Read the rest...

... On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid......Read the rest...

...We put things in the fridge, To keep them very cold, But some things in our fridge, Are getting very old. Like dear Uncle Ted, By the loaf of bread, He’s been there, Since he last went to be......Read the rest...

...It can be quite amazing to an older mind that's stretching back. Do these memories tell the truth? Or are they somewhat distorted? But three times in a few minutes? In that bathroom at Aunty E......Read the rest...

...I am unsure if there's some general word I am going for, but it best fits into the mix, and that would be, 'inspiration.' Having that said ... straight to the heart of the matter ... my mom. ......Read the rest...

...God Save the King! So echoed round the village halls, the pubs, the streets the day our Charlie Prince was crowned. Homes decked with bunting, cake, and treats. We celebrated with a rave, o......Read the rest...

...My Aunty Stacey, She's not very lacey, She doesn't wear dresses, Or have curly tresses, She is never a sook, But a really good cook, Tough as nails, Never fails, I think you will find, That ......Read the rest...

...Teddy looked sad, forlorn cold and bare Sat on the bed with nothing to wear So aunty got out her knitting pins To knit Teddy some warm cosy things. First came a jumper in shades of blue......Read the rest...

...The mocking is shocking Aunty Mavis stopped rocking Then mourners were flocking A cavalcade blocking The streets of South Dorking Rumours and talking Like vultures out squawking Proportionate......Read the rest...

...kindly air big mouthing every throat lungs suck until drunk maggie has gone shopping with alexa they back and forth with girlish glee while songbirds listen to the electronic voice of god ......Read the rest...

...Aunties Tomato Greenhouse Walk up to the greenhouse, Step inside the door, There's a forest of tomato plants, Wander around, have a look and explore. Look left, then look right, T......Read the rest...

...i am a sweeper ,sweeps a yard of forty acers... starts the day sweeping te falen leaves.. dirt of other peoples bad manners pf throwing dirt... a supervisor who is a man of its own rules.. a po......Read the rest...

...I used to think grandpa was full of bull So I took things he said with a spoonful And knew he was kiddin’ When he won a ribbon For first place in the fart finger pull That of course made gram ......Read the rest...