Aunty Poems - Poems about Aunty

Aunty happy smiles

(ABCD + Acrostic)

Aunty happy smiles awake,
Beautiful welcomes make,
Crafting alms, gals create,
Devoted, peace participate,
Hermit, joyful prayers state!

MY AUNTY HAS A BEARD

My Aunty Has A Beard

I have a favourite aunty
 She makes me kind of feared, 
Because my favourite aunty
 She has a jaggy beard.

The first time that I saw it 
It gave me quite a fright,
I lay in bed just wondering 
It kept me up all night.

I thought it was a spider 
Hanging from her

Aunty Gertie

Aunty Gertie may be an ol’ girly
But that doesn’t imply she can’t be flirty
The gleam in her eyes
Comes as a surprise
As aunty Gertie is three times thirty.

Gertie lives a life full of joy and fun
She’s an angel delight to everyone
She can do the splits
As well as high kicks
What’s more is that Gertie can’t be outrun.

Gertie

Aunty Elsie's Bathroom

It can be quite amazing
to an older mind that's stretching back.
Do these memories tell the truth?
Or are they somewhat distorted?

But three times in a few minutes?
In that bathroom at Aunty Elsie's house?
Sometimes I grasp my right hand with my left.
I seem to be saying, Cease, quit! Stop that at once!

Do not wriggle or jiggle with

My Aunty Stacey

My Aunty Stacey,
She's not very lacey,
She doesn't wear dresses,
Or have curly tresses,
She is never a sook,
But a really good cook,
Tough as nails,
Never fails,
I think you will find,
That she is very kind,
She had a ferret for a pet,
And three dogs are set,
Very happy in her house,
But sadly, no mouse,
She likes to walk the dogs,
Even in the

Teddy Gets a New Outfit

Teddy looked sad, forlorn cold and bare
Sat on the bed with nothing to wear
So aunty got out her knitting pins
To knit Teddy some warm cosy things.

First came a jumper in shades of blue
Then some trousers, the same colour too
Also a scarf, a hat and some mitts
To please Pip, her young nephew that is.

Aunty knitted all

Aunty and the Mind Caves

Aunty lost three pounds of memory,
it happened slowly, the clock on her mantle
ran faster, the rain began to fall slower.
Her cat was a stranger, then an ex-lover.
1300 grams of her vanished in slow motion.
The gray-matter remained
though it was hollowed out by blind angels.
At the age of eighty-two she demanded a dog.
We bought her an automated

Coronation for a King

(Charles Philip Arthur George - b. 14 November 1948)


I had a cousin called Charles, said Aunty Olive.
Nice young man. That's him on our TV.

That's not cousin: it's King, said Aunty Lucy. It's King Charles.
Now watch it all on this TV. It's a TV, Olive, a TV.

It's nineteen fifty-three, isn't it? asked Aunty Olive.
I remember Victoria.

Aunty

Meri khala da phuda maaray zafar,
Meri khala de bund maaray zafar,
Meri khala day mun vich paway..
Note.Aunty meri Taxi gashti kuti..

Aunty Number 2

Bahwalpur ka Taxi hai
Aunty number do
Har koi kehta hai
Aunty number do
Don ka rakhel hai
Aunty number do...

Aunty Baby

Dramabaz bay gerat orat,,
Menu apna damad na bana,
Apni dhe nu chemical pila...
Note.Me teray pyo da pyo..

Aunty Ka Ada High Su

Fill in the blanks with suitable words
1.I felt dash when he told me that my son had sax.
2.Now a days,we are facing a dash heat.
3.He is a man of sterling dash.
4.Dash you like a cup of tea?
5.The accused was guilty dash murder.
6.I went directly to my boss to dash his approval.
7.Because of dash power supply

Teen

Rishtay daar Teen tarah kay hain.
1.Saath denay walay.
2.Saath chor denay walay.
3.Dhoky say yavanay valay.

Aunty Lost Weight

Aunty lost three pounds of memory,
it happened slowly, the clock on her mantle
ran faster, the rain began to fall slower.
Her cat was a stranger, then an ex-lover.
1300 grams of her vanished in slow motion.
The gray-matter remained
though it was hollowed out by myopic angels;
in dimly lit caves
At the age of eighty-five she demanded a dog.
We bought

Aunty and the Lost Caves

Aunty lost three pounds of memory,
it happened slowly, the clock on her mantle
ran faster, the rain began to fall slower.
Her cat was a stranger, then an ex-lover.
1300 grams of her vanished in slow motion.
The gray-matter remained
though it was hollowed out by blind angels;
in those dimly lit caves
flew two storks carrying two infants
forever now circling a

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