Best Aunty Poems

school broke up and summers here
shipped off, a long bus ride
every holiday off I'd go
to my aunts house by the sea side

she opened the door, gave a monster hug
this lady seemed immense
the first thing to hit me was the smell
musty lavender, quite intense

she eyed me...

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DEAR AUNTY NICKY

Dear Aunty Nicky,
I have been referred to you, 
my name is Fawn,
I’ve been awake all night
it’s almost dawn,
I seek your advice
On a personal issue,
Your column is reputed to be best, 
First, let me get a tissue!
My husband makes love to me 
Three times...

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Knock knock,
 “Who’s there?”
 “It’s Aunty Mable.”
Quick, let’s hide beneath the table.
I hate it when she comes round here,
She leaves me feeling rather *****.
Her top lip is adorned with bristle,
And when she speaks her false teeth whistle.
She never plucks that hair that grows
From the wart...

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Aunty Betty ate spaghetti 
Every chance she got
For every plateful
Very grateful, she
Would scoff the bloomin’ lot

Aunty Betty ate spaghetti
Several times a day
With every course
A different sauce, and
That’s just how it would stay

Aunty Betty ate spaghetti
Far too much it seems
The urge so strong
It didn’t take long,...

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From the first time I saw you take that first breath of life.You warmed my heart and 
caused me to cry.The first time I picked you up and looked into your big light eyes.You 
stared at me back as if my voice you did recognize....

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My father was sitting on a dark couch in the living room,
He had an odd expression on his face and looked full of gloom,
I approached my dad and said " Why do you look this way?"
He said " I should have heard what that prophet...

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You have a very special place 
within our family
Filled with lots of memories 
of the times you'd play with me
And later on in our lives 
with cake and cups of tea
Always sharing troubles 
caring she would be
You are one in a million
gold upon our family...

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My dad promised me a better life then all of this?
I stand at a cash register yet long for a job of bliss?
Why did he continue on with auntie and cause me such pain?
Now my back and feet hurt from this job with barely any...

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Aunty Curly was knitting a scarf,
She opened a book and wrote it half,
A mouse was running under book rack,
A cat was after on the same track.

They never bothered someone is in the hall,
They were playing as a player with a ball.
A dog was sleeping on...

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My Aunty Stacey,
She's not very lacey,
She doesn't wear dresses,
Or have curly tresses,
She is never a sook,
But a really good cook,
Tough as nails,
Never fails,
I think you will find,
That she is very kind,
She had a ferret for a pet,
And three dogs are set,
Very happy in her house,
But...

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Aunty Gertie may be an ol’ girly
But that doesn’t imply she can’t be flirty
The gleam in her eyes
Comes as a surprise
As aunty Gertie is three times thirty.

Gertie lives a life full of joy and fun
She’s an angel delight to everyone
She can do the splits
As well...

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My Aunty Has A Beard

I have a favourite aunty
 She makes me kind of feared, 
Because my favourite aunty
 She has a jaggy beard.

The first time that I saw it 
It gave me quite a fright,
I lay in bed just wondering 
It kept me up...

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(Charles Philip Arthur George - b. 14 November 1948)


I had a cousin called Charles, said Aunty Olive.
Nice young man. That's him on our TV.

That's not cousin: it's King, said Aunty Lucy. It's King Charles.
Now watch it all on this TV. It's a TV, Olive, a...

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Teddy looked sad, forlorn cold and bare
Sat on the bed with nothing to wear
So aunty got out her knitting pins
To knit Teddy some warm cosy things.

First came a jumper in shades of blue
Then some trousers, the same colour too
Also a scarf, a hat and some...

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Rishtay daar Teen tarah kay hain.
1.Saath denay walay.
2.Saath chor denay walay.
3.Dhoky say yavanay valay....

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