SEPARATIST TRAP
DANIELLE SMITH LOOKS LIKE A SAP
FOR HER FEELS LIKE SLAP
TO SEPARATE US
GET US OFF CANADA BUS
THEY JUST FUSS AND CUSS
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
ALL YEAR, DANIELLE SMITH DOES CHIME
LATE SUNRISE A CRIME
ALBERTA PIPELINE
PRIVATE COMPANIES DECLINE
NOT GOING SO FINE
SEPARATION BLUES
POLLING NUMBERS NOT GOOD NEWS
SEPARATISTS BLOW FUSE
DANIEL SMITH BOMBSHELL
AND SEPARATIST HOPES FELL
HER WORDS DID REPEL
CANADA MOVEMENT
SEPARATISTS GO GET BENT
YOUR PLANS WE WILL DENT
REFERENDUM NO
ALBERTA COURT SAYS SO
WHERE DOES DANIELLE GO?
WHO WILL WIN THE DAY?
SEPARATIST WE MUST SLAY
CANUCKS WIN THE DAY
BAD GUY IS KENNEY
NO IS GOOD LIKE MTG
AM CONFUSED YOU SEE
SEPARATIST MESS
CENTURION GROUP DISTRESS
MAKES ME HAPPY YES
UCP CAUGHT DEAD
WITH SEPARATIST IN BED
DANIELLE, WE MUST SHED
LEAK ELECTORS LIST
BY ALBERTA SEPARATIST
A FRIGHTENING TWIST
SEPARATISTS SEE
ALBERTA HAS SOME SADLY
ARE A BIT NUTTY
Alberta has pulled me many miles,
her hoofs are placed one after another,
But on this night of Christmas Eve,
She pills a load of hay behind her.
So many young smiles with laughter,
Candles flickering in windows,
With snow deep upon the ground,
Alberta pulled all behind her,
With Christmas songs being sung.
Fireplaces lit with stockings hung,
Sights of snow drifting to the ground,
Carolers singing at each door passing,
With smells of turkeys cooking,
Apple pies on the windowsills cooling.
Alberta an old friend of mine,
A cold winter night but still she trotted,
Trudging through the snow,
All for the faces with glowing smiles,
She kept her hoofs moving until the end,
Then sat in the barn with wondering eyes,
her hoofs tender hoping that someday,
They will invent a gas-powered wagon
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