Alberta Stokes Up

Alberta likes to stoke up on some beer
That way, she conquers each one of her fears
   She can fly, even die
   Without batting an eye
But she still won't undergo a pap smear
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Krutsinger Avatar
November 11, 2021 at 12:15 PM
I am on her side.
Laurie Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 9:04 PM
Hello Gershon ... there is so much truth in your limerick Gershon. Avoidance until it becomes too late - thanks again Gershon - Lindsay
Hankins Avatar
November 4, 2021 at 9:15 AM
My Deb felt the same way as Alberta, Gershon. Interesting.
Wolf Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 10:52 AM
As for me, never had to have a pap smear. lol. Bend over and spread was my limit... lol.
Ball Avatar
November 4, 2021 at 7:34 AM
Too cute Gershon. This one left me with a smile on my face. Loved it. God Bless, JB
Wolf Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 10:46 AM
You mean my poem abandoned you? Heaven forbid. I want my poems to be both sympathetic and empathetic. I'll have to have a little talk with 'Alberta.' ~ Ed Mon-ton
Zahid Avatar
November 4, 2021 at 12:26 AM
Haha, I like it.
Wolf Avatar
November 5, 2021 at 10:39 AM
And it likes you too, Paghunda. Happiness and Joy, gw
Boles Avatar
November 3, 2021 at 9:52 PM
Haha! Some procedures just seem so scary to lots of people. Like circumcision, for example. Smiles Gershon!...ab
Hankins Avatar
November 4, 2021 at 9:15 AM
The very thought of it is terrifying, Anselmo.
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