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Alberta Stokes Up

Alberta likes to stoke up on some beer That way, she conquers each one of her fears She can fly, even die Without batting an eye But she still won't undergo a pap smear

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Date: 11/11/2021 12:15:00 PM
I am on her side.
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Date: 11/5/2021 9:04:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... there is so much truth in your limerick Gershon. Avoidance until it becomes too late - thanks again Gershon - Lindsay
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Date: 11/4/2021 9:15:00 AM
My Deb felt the same way as Alberta, Gershon. Interesting.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/5/2021 10:52:00 AM
As for me, never had to have a pap smear. lol. Bend over and spread was my limit... lol.
Date: 11/4/2021 7:34:00 AM
Too cute Gershon. This one left me with a smile on my face. Loved it. God Bless, JB
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/5/2021 10:46:00 AM
You mean my poem abandoned you? Heaven forbid. I want my poems to be both sympathetic and empathetic. I'll have to have a little talk with 'Alberta.' ~ Ed Mon-ton
Date: 11/4/2021 12:26:00 AM
Haha, I like it.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/5/2021 10:39:00 AM
And it likes you too, Paghunda. Happiness and Joy, gw
Date: 11/3/2021 9:52:00 PM
Haha! Some procedures just seem so scary to lots of people. Like circumcision, for example. Smiles Gershon!...ab
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L Milton Hankins
Date: 11/4/2021 9:15:00 AM
The very thought of it is terrifying, Anselmo.

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