Airhead Poems - Poems about Airhead

...Deep fried she cried then bloat and float A house stained blouse clueless for stress, To bed, airhead! "Forgot"! you brought you phoned you're stoned, she’s slow c......Read the rest...

...In the avalanche, I lost track of my guiding light. I fled my fireside. I had to evacuate my homestead. Driven far astray by frenetic frozen fright, I was just a cowardly racing rescuing airhead.......Read the rest...

...Paddy His name is Padraig Torrin McWheaten of County Cork, esq. – Paddy for short! He is Celtic mischief with deep brown eyes the color of Irish sod, a big, black gumdrop nose and a wavy wheat co......Read the rest...

... our mom you sees no airhead cause shes enrolled in premed and when we are ill she gives us a pill thats why we are not lowbred. ......Read the rest...

...I am a nerd/geek through and through, my past time is seeing how something works. What really gets me going is numbers and equations. My nick name was little Einstein, I really loved science.......Read the rest...

...1 ALCOHOL AND POETRY When I join these two elements together I inebriate further easily ... 2 AIRHEAD airhead is a difficult person to deal with, especially becaus......Read the rest...

... There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons running things ~ Polly Would Pinocchio style Dumb and Dumber dolts got dim a dullard king Dumbo dunce chair directing Elephant Man, with t......Read the rest...

... CRAZY total NUTCASE wha......Read the rest...

...he friend me on fb i have no idea how my ex found me like a sniffing dog he did can you imagine that king of the blood hounds on my trail and on my nerves now after all the pain he put me t......Read the rest...

...WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN Jim’s fallen head over heels for a girl, He’s forgotten his mates; they’re in limbo One whiff of her scent, his head’s in a whirl But why did he choo......Read the rest...

...Poetrysoup Footles 1. Reading a Poem When Drunk Triplet Couplet 2. Crown for the Queen of Poetry Sonnet Bonnet 3. On the ‘I Do Not Know’ Poet ......Read the rest...

...My Most Embarrassing Moment? Twice I’ve entered freeways On the ramps meant just for exits. Lordy! How embarrassing is that? Except nobody knew me And with little difficulty I remedied those......Read the rest...

...Kang, an asian boy who has lunch by me, has the funniest laugh I know. I BET IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS... he will become a professional comedian. YET IN THE NEXT TEN YEARS... he will be put in jail for......Read the rest...

...I am not an airhead. My thoughts are sponges made of lead. They swell inside my mind, behind my zoned-out eyes, And shield me from your cutting lies. Although I should apologize, As your mind is ......Read the rest...

...The " Airhead " Spaceship was starting . The Astronaut " Bimbo " departing . She really looked cute In her skin-tight space suit . A definite no-no , was farting . In......Read the rest...