Airhead Poems | Examples


Brain Dead Airhead Co-Ed

So, stranded on Framingham Turnpike,
I walked from the corpse of my Vette
(Unsure just what gasoline burns like),
as far as my high heels could get.

The tow trucker guy got my blood up,
his big chest all covered in hair.
He wordlessly lifted the hood up,
and studied the engine with care.

I’d let the poor pistons get wet, or
my battery somehow went flat?
He said, “Crap in the damn carburetor.”
“How often, dude, must I do that?”
car
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member unfocused

Our land of stars and stripes, now glows,
with screens that flicker in hallowed halls.
Entranced humans shuffle, with eyes fixed below,
on small gadgets that have us enthralled.

Should the Statue of Liberty, our symbolic girl,
be holding a smartphone up to the world?
While tweets fly like eagles and hashtags swirl,
foreign disinformation trends as fast as it’s purled.

In lunch halls, real conversations take rest,
as influence is sought—in hoity-toity, binary quest.
Friends are backdrops—originality in short supply
as likes and shares make our dopamine fly.

America’s zombies, though *********** drained,
shuffle endlessly on, with Wi-Fi stimulated brains.
Once the land of the free, we’re now the land of tech
with minds wrecked by truths unchecked.

As we rock and sway—the new robot way—
will our old, analog-republic simply fade away?
.
.
Songs for this:
Airhead by Thomas Dolby
.
Oh, and a Christmas playlist because—it’s December:
daweb.us/xmas/Christmas_01.mp3
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member Patty Lou is Not Cuckoo

Patty Lou said hello, I am cuckoo
then she giggled like it was a joke
I did not know what to make of her
my strategy was to avoid her

but we were on a bus trip
one night we were the only ones awake
we had a lovely chat for hours
my husband says I am nutty, she said.

I think you are pretty well-balanced I told her.
but she insisted she was a brainless airhead.
Her husband woke up and patted her hand.
He had a huge smile, I guess they liked thinking that.

Premium Member Smack head

Deep fried 
she cried 

then bloat 
and float

A house 
stained blouse

clueless 
for stress,

To bed,
airhead!

"Forgot"!
you brought 

you phoned
you're stoned,

she’s slow 
cracked crow,

clears throat 
like goat, 

Nancy
can't see 

funky,
junky,

go back
sad sack

drink rum 
you bum, 

and then 
find men.
Form: Footle

Premium Member doctor In the house

my mom is not an airhead

cause shes enrolled in premed

and when i am ill

i get a green a pill

thats why i am not lowbred.
Form: Limerick


Premium Member The Captain and I

I am a nerd/geek through and through,
my past time is seeing how something
works.
What really gets me going is numbers 
and equations.
My nick name was little Einstein, I really 
loved science.
I was the loner and math tutor after school.
Tutoring gave me the chance to socialize 
and come out of my shell.
I enjoyed it until I had to tutor the captain
of our football team.
He was arrogant and he had the brains
of a kid in kindergarten.
And I was head over heels infatuated with 
him.
Once we got over our stereotypes of each
other, we became fast friends.
He was actually smart and played the role
of an airhead.
When our walls came crashing down it was
a mutual attraction and respect.
I’m still pinching myself, who would have 
thought the nerd and the captain(football)
would be together.




Yours truly,
Mrs Nerd


Alexis Y.
03-6-2020

Notes You May Use

1 ALCOHOL AND POETRY
      When I join these two elements together I inebriate 
       further easily ...

   2 AIRHEAD
      airhead is a difficult person to deal with, especially
      because usually he doesn't  realize what he wants
      of life...

   3 PROFIT DISTURBANCE
     Too much lucidity, makes you suffer, makes you cry ... lucidity in this  crazy life
      in which we live, the illusion is finer ...

   4 COMPLIANT
      Everything has a limit, occasionally just losing even the
       stirrups for order in the mess ...

   5 YOU ARE MUSIC ...
       Your tone is too loud and your music I can't
       sing...
Form: Epigram

Premium Member Airhead Dreamer



CRAZY                                                                                                                      total
NUTCASE                      what
were                                                                                      you         THINKING
do                   you
THINK                                                at                            ALL?
airhead                                              DREAMER
GET                 YOUR                ACT
together, tell me are you
effing under the
WEATHER?
retard!
|||
|
|
Words hurt
They do
If I am nice
Will you be too?
Words kill
They do
If i am gentle
Can you please be too?

***

February 12, 2017
Poem by Darren White

Premium Member Poetrysoup Footles - For Contest

Poetrysoup Footles


1. Reading a Poem When Drunk

         Triplet
        Couplet

2. Crown for the Queen of Poetry

       Sonnet
       Bonnet

3. On the ‘I Do Not Know’ Poet

       Pasted
      Wasted

4. The Lazy Poet’s Perfect Form

      Idle
      Idyll

5. A Troublesome Poem

      Tanka 
      Rankler

6. Airhead Girl Who Writes Poetry

      Kimo
      Bimbo



For Footle Contest: Sponsor, Tim Hicks
6 March 2016
Form: Footle

Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment

My Most Embarrassing Moment?

Twice I’ve entered freeways
On the ramps meant just for exits.
Lordy!  How embarrassing is that?
Except nobody knew me
And with little difficulty
I remedied those situations fast!

Twice or thrice I walked into
Restrooms meant for men.
But no one saw me, or, once again,
Nobody knew me.
I got off lucky.
But there was one time
I did it at a pool.
Without my contacts in, 
I might as well have just been blind.
I think the guy I walked in on was naked then.
But he did not know me  (Saved again!)

Another time, at age fourteen,
I hopped around the yard, a silly teen
Sitting on a big fat ball -
Called Hippity Hop. I took a fall
In front of my new boyfriend.
I split my pants; he didn’t even tell me,
But once I learned what I had done,
That ended our romance!

I ‘m sure I pulled more stunts than that
Through all my years of school.
But being such an airhead
I simply have to say,
My most embarrassing moment -
Whatever it may be -
I don’t recall it anyway!
Form: Rhyme

Airhead

I am not an airhead. 
My thoughts are sponges made of lead.
They swell inside my mind, behind my zoned-out eyes,
And shield me from your cutting lies. 

Although I should apologize, 
As your mind is clearly filled with flies. 
Since you cannot hold a thought longer than your breath, 
You speak with a distinct lack of depth. 

You see, I am not brain dead. 
My words are thought before they're said.

Lift - Off .

The " Airhead "  Spaceship  was  starting .

The  Astronaut " Bimbo "  departing .

She  really  looked  cute

In  her  skin-tight  space  suit .

A definite  no-no , was  farting .



Inspired by Carolyn's ; out of this world , limerick contest ..
Form: Limerick

Untitled

your beauty astounds me

everytime you enter a room

my breath is stolen away again

you thief of my heart

how I pray you never 

give it back

in the background I stay

waiting for my moment

you see me

but don't

I know you think I'm just another

thoughtless airhead who doesn't

give a damn

but I know what goes on 

under that sweet smile

I know how your heart

aches every day

how you smile through every 

heartbreak

how you laugh through every

inner sob

beauty through pain

strength through hardship

I'll love you 

no matter what

and always hold you close

in my heart

Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Reflection on the Important Things

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter
Hide Ad