My Most Embarrassing Moment

My Most Embarrassing Moment? Twice I’ve entered freeways On the ramps meant just for exits. Lordy! How embarrassing is that? Except nobody knew me And with little difficulty I remedied those situations fast! Twice or thrice I walked into Restrooms meant for men. But no one saw me, or, once again, Nobody knew me. I got off lucky. But there was one time I did it at a pool. Without my contacts in, I might as well have just been blind. I think the guy I walked in on was naked then. But he did not know me (Saved again!) Another time, at age fourteen, I hopped around the yard, a silly teen Sitting on a big fat ball - Called Hippity Hop. I took a fall In front of my new boyfriend. I split my pants; he didn’t even tell me, But once I learned what I had done, That ended our romance! I ‘m sure I pulled more stunts than that Through all my years of school. But being such an airhead I simply have to say, My most embarrassing moment - Whatever it may be - I don’t recall it anyway!