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In case you want to laugh right now, hmm maybe this can help?

Blog Posted by Kabuteng P.Ink K.: 5/23/2016 11:22:00 AM

I know that sometimes, there are just things in life that are NOT funny, that makes you want to scream and rant and ramble and just be a monster (insert mega claws, fangs and poison here). BUT right now, that won't be that kind of blog---

You know how sometimes, you go along your zombie ways and something catches your eye (well my typo eyes) and you become thankful for it-- for just being that ice breaker of your day, and you literally laugh with glee (well at least I did, silly me-- I can be such a closet typo lover when they turn out funny):

 

Here are 2 such signs-- these were taken by me some years back--- one in a busy shopping bargain district and the other while I was in the car (so excuse the quality of the photos)....

 

This is a personal favorite of mine, and in all sizes, toowink!!

and this one, actually comes out as inadvertently witty, in my opinion

 

 

Let me add some more local signs that I found online, I hope you enjoy and just find yourself laughing aloud somehow...

Take it s-l-o-o-www.... Oww!

 

 have to admit, I love the tooster the best....

I wonder if you'd be enticed to visit this place?

Ok, the sound of that particular amphibian escapes me, so I will just say,,, *croak* 

 

huh?

 

 

umm, uh-oh? Europeans beware. 

 

 

Anybody hungry for some hamen chiz? On a side note, we actually have a senator who's nickname is Chiz, we even had a senator before whose name is Joker. No kidding, and one we had an Archbishop of Manila and he was also a Cardinal before Jaime Sin, so yup, he was Cardinal Sin. Yup, definitely more fun here. 

 

sorry... hahaha. Just. No. Words O_o. 

duhh.

 

 Well, that's that-- if I feel so inclined, I might add some more here...

Enjoy your day/night.

 

btw, just because ... let me just post a cover of "Mad World" here-- Tears  for Fears' original version was definitely cool, but somehow, this cover by Will Driving West appeals to me more... quick FYI-- do you know this song is also a victim of mondegreens (misheard phrase/lyrics)--- the original lyric it says "Halargian world" <-- from "Halarge", a made up planet by some of the band members. Some have sung it as "illogical world", "enlarging your world", etc. 

 

 



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Date: 5/27/2016 12:14:00 PM
Lol, the one about the door ..not enter..is funny... lol... I' know the song well, but Gary J, is the one I prefer. Hehe... gosh, I can't stop laughing at the word .. Chiz ...I'm going to spell it like that from here on... I too...live by spelling words the way I sound them out...lolloll...got to go, I have messages on messenger... ;)
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Date: 5/27/2016 1:24:00 PM
I'm surprised my sister doesn't use the Z in almost every word that has the letter S... lol.. She does when we Text, it'Z ZO annoying... lol
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Date: 5/27/2016 12:21:00 PM
geez, i made a typo on a typo-- I meant sandwitz (i prefer it with a z-)-- there was a craze here before where teenagers talk with zz in everythingzzzz hahaha. as for the song, I can be bad with names sometimes, but I think I did hear that version too or I cuold be thinking wrong artist oops
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Date: 5/27/2016 12:19:00 PM
haha @chiz O_o ....if you still had your resto, you can include that in your menu-- a chiz sanwitz --- hahhaa. who's bugging you on messenger ;p?
Date: 5/25/2016 5:32:00 AM
- Thank you, Nikko :)))
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Date: 5/25/2016 9:28:00 AM
Hello, Anne-Lise & thanks for dropping by as well :)!
Date: 5/24/2016 9:53:00 PM
Thanks for the laughs! :) enjoyed your blog !! :)
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Date: 5/25/2016 9:29:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed this, thanks, Casarah :)!
Date: 5/23/2016 7:50:00 PM
LOL Nikko, these are funny :D "Sorry for the inconvenience...." Haha
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:26:00 PM
Hello there Becca... haha thanks for passing by, happy that you found these signs funny :)!
Date: 5/23/2016 4:15:00 PM
LMAO!!!! Nikko, too funny, but then again ask the typical WASP Canadian to write a sign in non-English??? Betcha the results would be equally hilarious. I don't know why, but I was riveted to the Egg Sand-wits. I've met some people with sand-wit. Very 'fast times at Ridgemont High Spicoli" Thanks for the laughs!
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Date: 5/24/2016 12:46:00 PM
Whoops, I haven't been able to look it up yet, so thanks for explaining what WASP means, Cyndi...good luck with them trying ;) the Filipino language can be quite confusing. I've seen quite a bunch of spellings for "Filipino", can be quite amusing...
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Date: 5/24/2016 8:07:00 AM
WASP= white Anglo-Saxon protestant. We are a multi-Canadian nation, but we got ourselves HORDS of WASPS. Let them even try to write a Filipino sign. Now THAT would be funny. Sorry, says WASP, Who is this Phillip Ino Guy, eh?
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:24:00 PM
Haha-hi Cyndi! Umm, sorry I have no idea what a WASP Canadian is? I'll have to look it up later---as for sandwits, hehe people here actually do pronounce it as such (hard time pronouncing the "ch" sound), and you pointing out made me realize something: and I am snickering here, just thinking how it might sound to English speaking people -- but yup, I am a titser (!) <---that is actually a translation for teacher. Tits.er, Omg.
Date: 5/23/2016 3:02:00 PM
haha, closed for erection was the funniest one to me!! also, accident porn area and will be toad!! So cute how they wrote according to their wrong pronunciation of the words.
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:17:00 PM
Gosh, yep, when I see those, I still laugh... and I have to admit, we Filipinos sure can be so creative with our spellings ;) -- that's cute that you find it cute -- some even spell 'apple' as either "apol" or "epol" :p
Date: 5/23/2016 2:48:00 PM
Nikko........ha ha !!! needed a laugh today !!!! Thank you !!
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:14:00 PM
Thank you for passing by here Carrie, and for laughing with me over these ;)!
Date: 5/23/2016 1:08:00 PM
Sure made me giggle thanks Nikko:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:13:00 PM
Happy that you giggled with this, Jan :)!
Date: 5/23/2016 12:00:00 PM
Well, this planet can be illogical at times. Thanks for the sillies Nikko. Now I better get to work : ) ...
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Date: 5/24/2016 1:14:00 PM
good luck with the rest of the flooring, Tim!
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:53:00 PM
Half done.. tomorrow I'll finish...if I could kneel i would of had fun...lol...but getting there
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Date: 5/23/2016 11:40:00 PM
Hope you had fun, Tim :)!
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Date: 5/23/2016 1:13:00 PM
Not real work just putting hardwood flooring in one of my kids bedrooms: ))
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Date: 5/23/2016 12:12:00 PM
Uh-oh! You definitely have to get back to work, Tim, enough with the sillies!

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