A zapped mallet
She wields in her feeble hands
Every heart is nailed
wore shirt witch checkers
heard that is name is Pecker
had been a real wrecker
Friend of Trump's of course.
I called out to a noisy woodpecker
You're surely my number one house-wrecker
Come down from that tree
And please visit me
Stop tapping ~ I'll teach you to play checkers
Because you never had a dad who cared, a dad to dance with, a dad to wipe away your tears,
you think that my child is undeserving of that...
Because you had a mom who pawned you off to the highest bidder,
you think that my child is not better than that...
Because you had friends who used you "on the ends" then behind your back they say you are on crack,
you think that my child will not see through all of that...
You with your alluring looks have turned many men into crooks...
You have taken more lives than the gun, all in the name of fun.
EGO WRECKER
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that fascist scrapes her paws like a bear
hissing orders, crossed-legged on a chair
sent a rumor mail in haste
that prexy's gal has bad taste….
revenge! boss works now as our sweeper
©
‘’’’’’’’’’
Carolyn Devonshire’s Contest
Single Limerick… Horrible Bosses
Weaves a web of deceit/
round those that she meets/
you can never be free/
consumed with the she/
Trying to resist/
your heart she has missed/
devouring your soul/
she'll swallow you whole/
Her creeping got you stressed/
your wanderin whats next/
her shady demeanour/
you say you don't need her/
But it's all in her gameplan/
to take such a sane man/
she's a homewrecker/
don't even check her/
Calling your phone/
when your womans at home/
making you stay/
when you should get away/
She's a next level temptress/
flaunting her black dress/
she's out for herself though/
not good for your health so/
Leave her alone/
cos you don't even know/
to her you're just a numeral/
but i guess it's your funeral/
Helen of Troy
so excited her boy
that he sent all of his off to war.
It ended, of course,
with some men in a horse
and Helen little more than a whore.