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Funny Women Poems

These Funny Women poems are examples of Women poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Women Funny poems written by international poets.


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Categories: women, funny, humorous, imagination, life,

Premium Member Woman A and Woman B
Woman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...

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Categories: women,

Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: women, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,

Duper woman
I used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws

I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles

I used...

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Categories: women, africa, age, feelings, freedom,

So now is crunch time,  
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times! 
There’s no...

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Categories: women, divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,

Women over 50 are Invisible according to one source
Women over 50 are Invisible
(according to one source)

But…isn’t that a superpower?

Please don’t notice me
wearing the same black leggings
three days in a row
Content to sit on...

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Categories: women, funny, happiness, how i

Premium Member I am an Original She Bragged
I am an original she told us, I am messy and weird.
We had no actual knowledge, but believed her for a minute.
Within an hour we...

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Categories: women,

Premium Member Strangest Lunch Date Ever
We moved six times she tells him.
I moved nineteen times when I was a kid.
She stares at him.  “That must have been rough.”
He shrugs....

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Categories: women,

Premium Member Zor
There once was a city called Zor
it was home to many a bore 
	the women fainted
	and the men feinted
that was what Zor was famous for

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Categories: women, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,

Premium Member Women In My Family
Women in my family,                                           ...

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Categories: women, food, fun, summer, sun,

Look Not
Each girl came for looks
Each girl took some work
Each girl never meant much
Each girl left for shirks

Wonder what each would want
Wonder what each one got

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Categories: women, analogy, break up, funny

Premium Member Festering Wound
Today I met you for the first time,                 ...

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Categories: women, family, hurt, kid, love,

A public preacher of more money
He tightly sermonized on Harmony,
Neatly anchoring it in More Money:
How none of it unleashes Acrimony
And could crush A Holy Matrimony.
Soon, he alighted on Ceremony
But still...

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Categories: adventure, evil, money, women,

Premium Member She is All That
She thinks she is all that my sister and I said.
She was blonde and magnificent. We wished her dead.
She came over to see us and...

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Categories: women, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Aging Woes
Forgetful moments, hair thinning,
Memories fading, ears ringing,
Hands wrinkled, boobs drooping,
Knees weak, words looping,
Silver top, hot flushing,
Bladder weakness, loo rushing,
Bones tired, sleeping less,
Couldn’t care, such a...

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Categories: women, age, funny, how i