Funny Women Poems
These Funny Women poems are examples of Women poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Women Funny poems written by international poets.
I Know a GirlI KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE
TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND
WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...
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women, anxiety, care, funny love,
The JourneyHe always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If...
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death, god, war, women,
The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...
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women, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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women, clothes, funny, humor, rain,
WhyI cant help but ask why.
Why did she become my friend way back in year 12.
She was so funny, and kind, and perfect.
so perfect.
Why...
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women, appreciation, crush, cute love,
Wife PreciousThis is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...
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women, character, happiness, husband, meaningful,
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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women, absence, beauty, funny, hair,
Body DivineIn just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...
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women, change, culture, funny, growth,
A To Z Feminine TouchI am bringing back this poem into it original content. When I converted it to Daughters Of The King, I missed it very much. I...
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funny, inspirational, women,
Curse of the Empty NestCURSE OF THE EMPTY NEST
No way imagine empty nest,
imagine, giving birth at thirty-five.
Plus fact I’d never even changed a diaper,
so mother-hood … just...
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women, funny, humorous, imagination, life,
Woman a and Woman BWoman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...
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women,
OuchHer face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...
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women, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,
Duper WomanI used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws
I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles
I used...
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women, africa, age, feelings, freedom,
Divorce-All Done No More Fun SonDIVORCE POEM: ALL DONE NO MORE FUN SON
So now is crunch time,
There is no more entertaining any-more Sunday brunch times!
There’s no...
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women, divorce, emotions, farewell, inspirational,
Women Over 50 Are Invisible According To One SourceWomen over 50 are Invisible
(according to one source)
But…isn’t that a superpower?
Please don’t notice me
wearing the same black leggings
three days in a row
Content to sit on...
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women, funny, happiness, how i