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Funny Women Poems

These Funny Women poems are examples of Women poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Women Funny poems written by international poets.


Sad Dog Mad Horse
Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Why do you run 
Dont get grass and then you rush
Don't you love your father 
Don't you...

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Categories: women, animal, beautiful, deep, funny



Premium Member I want to call her Rose
there was a softness about the maiden that reminded me of a rose
she was elusive, but it made her somehow tantalizing
refined? yes  Elegant? oh,...

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Categories: woman, women,

Premium Member The Glass Ceiling





The Glass Ceiling

“Woe there sister, where do you think you're going?
 Turn around, go back, stop, cease, desist!
 Nothing for you above my see-through barrier....

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Categories: women, culture, funny, gender, hyperbole,

I Know a Girl
I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE

TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND

WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...

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© Akash Jha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: women, anxiety, care, funny love,

Premium Member The Journey
He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: death, god, war, women,



Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: women, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny

Premium Member The Problem with Leather
I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: women, clothes, funny, humor, rain,

Why
I cant help but ask why. 
Why did she become my friend way back in year 12.
She was so funny, and kind, and perfect.
so perfect.
Why...

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Categories: women, appreciation, crush, cute love,

Premium Member Wife Precious
This is the wife’s rejoinder to my earlier post – HUSBAND. Of course, both are written with male and female perspectives and are a figment...

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© MB Farookh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: women, character, happiness, husband, meaningful,

Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...

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Categories: women, absence, beauty, funny, hair,

Premium Member Body Divine
In just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...

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Categories: women, change, culture, funny, growth,

Premium Member A To Z Feminine Touch
I am bringing back this poem into it original content. When I converted it to Daughters Of The King, I missed it very much. I...

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Categories: funny, inspirational, women,

Premium Member Curse of the Empty Nest
CURSE OF THE EMPTY NEST

No way imagine empty nest, 
imagine, giving birth at thirty-five. 
Plus fact I’d never even changed a diaper,
so mother-hood … just...

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Categories: women, funny, humorous, imagination, life,

Premium Member Woman a and Woman B
Woman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...

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Categories: women,

Ouch
Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: women, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,


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