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I have a best friend
We call each other cousin
Actually, I have ten best friends
But this one and I call each other cousin
We used to teach together
We were always in cahoots
the principal would ask “where is your cousin?”
The kids said we could not be cousins
I told them we are spiritual cousins
This satisfied them
Kids are easy
One day I was sliding into her truck
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The loudest longest gas stream came out
I turned and looked at her
She said “I love you, Cousin!”
We could not stop laughing
Even for teachers farting is funny
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