Funny At First

It was funny at first. I bought groceries at McDon’s She switched grocery stores And began shopping there too. I made a famous Jell-o salad for neighborhood picnics. She asked for the recipe and began bringing it too. Okay. Dokey. No problem. I can survive this. She began showing up where ever I was. The pool, clothing stores, the park. It is as if she was tracking my phone. I have a stalker I told people; and I laughed. After a few months of this It stopped being a coincidence And it stopped being funny.