Waller Poems

silly rhymes give me joy

...Weenie waller deanie dollar
Queenie squaller, healthy holler
Poorly written poetry does not have to make sense
It can be dastardly, dull and delightfully dense

Playing with words is the mission...

The Cop

...Caller Waller who was just about holding onto life
said that he didn't remember what had happened
when questioned by Police.Of course,that is understandable,
as the lad had just been shot in the h...

A Poem For Sam Cooke

...December 14, 1965           

"Mr. Samuel Cooke. Sam Cooke??
You been in that casket for three days..
You a long way from Chicago, son?"

And Sam said, "What happened
Where am I?"

"This is ...

Waller For Dollar and Had To Hollar

...Waller for Dollar and Had To Holler

In mud seems like we would waller,
Deeply while we searched for dollar;
Our house poor;
His does adore;
There we saw Trump who is a staller.

Jim Horn...

Hmmmm

...HMMMM!

I WOULD LIKE TO BITE YOUR NECK,
NOT HARD SO IT WILL HURT,
BUT GENTLE AND FIRM SO YOU REALLY FEEL THE PRESSURE,
BOTH SIDES AND THEN THE MIDDLE,
I WOULD LIKE MY TONGUE TO FEEL YOUR THROAT...

Just Mad

...JUST MAD!

I AWOKE THIS MORNING, JUST MAD!
WENT TO MY APPOINTMENT, JUST MAD!
I HAD TO GET UP AT 6:30 AM TO CATCH THE BUS AT 7:30 AM TO GET 4 MILES AWAY BY 9:00 AM, JUST MAD!
SAT THERE FOR 2 HOUR...

Were U the One

...Were U the One!

Were U the one in my second grade class?
Were U the one, prettiest little girl on the church ground?
Were U the one that I worked alongside?
Were U the one behind me in the chec...

Chocolate Sun

...CHOCOLATE SUN!

It always starts with a question,
would I be out of line if I told you that I thought about you all night long,
last night, the night before and probably tonight
and a few after ...

Hint

...Hint!

I HEARD A CHILD GIVE HIS MOTHER AN ORDER TO DO SOMETHING, HIS MOMMA SNAPPED BACK AND SAID YOU DON’T GIVE THE ORDERS AND HE REPLIED “I WAS NOT TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO!  I WAS JUST GIVING YOU A...

Know

...KNOW

Denial is a blindfold, it helps you cope 
with the truth,
if only I could get over this wall, 
I could see it, the bright shiny penny on heads
pick it up it's good luck,
what's one penny...

Hitch Hikers On Me

...Now let me see
My Mom told me not to ride that boar hog
But as you will see my brothers and me 
Didn't listen to Mommy
We got on this big old hog and rode him when he got tired he would run
for ...

Looking For Gold In the Sandbox

...3-18-2012	Looking for Gold in the Sandbox
There may have been a rumor or two about someone finding gold in the sandbox,
So we dig,some of us give in to this Riff-Raff right away,and look for better c...

The Love Life of a Poet

...Man and poet? Bet you know it
Tender verse can get you girls
Plain or – whoopee! – eager groupie
Matching your poetic pearls

Just how much you get to touch, you
Can ascertain easily
You’re a freshma...

Capn Waller An Perth

...  Captain Waller  & Perth

The Japanese navy they came south,
Invaded Indonesia, in 1942
Cruiser Perth of 6 inch guns,
Captain Hector Waller was to choose her,  

De Ruyter, Java , Perth and ...

Captain Waller

...Captain Waller
Good Aussie, Captain Waller,
 from his deck chair he would holler,   (on the bridge)
As the Stuka dive bomber,    (German ju87)
dropped a bomb away,
Harrrrd a port or or harrrd a starb...

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