Funny Valentines Day Poems

Can blood and muscle beat,                                    inside of...

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Happy Valentine's Day
  Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
  Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...

Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
  And...

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He gave me a wink, trying to flirt with my heart
and his box of chocolates looked simply divine
He smiled like Cupid had hit him with...

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I now "quiver" when I think of us as kids,               ...

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Written by Gail R. DeBole
on February 5, 2021

Cupid was tired of being alone.
Of being the one who found others their own
One and true love year-after-year.
He...

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Happy Valentines Day, Happy Valentines Day,
Happy Valentines Day to me.
Ain't got no boyfriend,
'Cause I'm seventy-three.

Won't get no card,
Nor a box full of candy,
So I'll buy...

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One day each year we must celebrate love,                       Valentine's day is almost here.  ...

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For Valentine's day.
I don't want no diamond ring's
Or gold chain's. 
No rusty thing's. 
No live thing's or marshmallow chick's.
I just want a simple chocolate kiss.
??...

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Love is kind 
On my mind
Very loving 
Emotionally stunning



Date Written: 1/14/2021

Note: Acrostic Rhyme

4 Place
20-word max - do it with feelingContest Judged:1/16/2021    ...

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Hearts fill the universes on Valentine's Day       
Pink and red are everywhere             ...

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Winter, winter is the cold, harsh time,
But for me it’s good and funny all the time!
An amazing pattern on the glass inside;
Snow shines like silver...

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Tripped on Cupid
Chaim buzzes like a roving bee, "Hey, Honey!!"
Stumbling loving me..."I'll try saying it! Warm & funny":
Together, We delight in any 'Lil Thing,
Like eyeing...

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VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH

Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy...

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My Favored 

My heart beats faster when you are near. 
I can not think straight. 
I have been blindsided by a moving truck, 
that has...

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Ever Beautiful

I...
l...o...v...e... you. 

(long passionate, embracing sound, 
not of voice, but only closely related, 
to the resonance of beating hearts... 
as we have heard and...

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