Funny Valentines Day Poems

In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed...

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Roses are red, goblins are green
Just like my buddy, Frankenstein
Well, it’s February fourteenth
And I don’t have a valentine
So let’s declare it Valloween
And now, my love,...

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Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life....

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Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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Oh hey girl, I have to inquire 
Do you like to sit on live wire?
    You’re making me choke 
  ...

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Valentine limericks can be funny
Flowers and candy cost lots of money
But I love my wife 
And value my life
So I’ll buy her both and call...

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Their meeting, first time, was merry.
The flip from her lips, bit airy.
   Her drink could sink ships.
   She takes sip and...

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Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day...

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Album of the poems 

In the cage I am alone

In the cage how can I fight with my soul

In the cage how will I stop...

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Valentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug...

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For love's sake,                      ...

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Cupid’s bow broken
	unrequited affection ~
		better luck next year...

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Quote By Poet "True LOVE is kind and never hurts."

My One~Only Love~Happy Valentine's Day 
with beautiful cards~flowers hooray 
your kisses are from above 
little wild~kind...

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February fourteenth is Valentine's day,                    ...

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It’s the 14th of February
And I’m all by my lonesome self again.
Been searching on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble,
Hoping to find the love of my life,...

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