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Funny Valentines Day Poems

These Funny Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Valentine's Heart
Can blood and muscle beat,                                    inside of...

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Categories: valentines day, beautiful, candy, flower, love,



Premium Member Valentine's Day -- Have it Your Way
Happy Valentine's Day
  Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
  Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...

Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
  And...

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Categories: valentines day, chocolate, flower, funny love,

Premium Member Sweet Talkin' Romeo
He gave me a wink, trying to flirt with my heart
and his box of chocolates looked simply divine
He smiled like Cupid had hit him with...

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Categories: funny, valentines day,

Premium Member Valentine's Platinum Roses
I now "quiver" when I think of us as kids,               ...

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Categories: love, valentines day, words,

Premium Member The Family Business
Written by Gail R. DeBole
on February 5, 2021

Cupid was tired of being alone.
Of being the one who found others their own
One and true love year-after-year.
He...

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Categories: valentines day, cute, cute love, funny,



Premium Member Happy Valentines Day To Me
Happy Valentines Day, Happy Valentines Day,
Happy Valentines Day to me.
Ain't got no boyfriend,
'Cause I'm seventy-three.

Won't get no card,
Nor a box full of candy,
So I'll buy...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, valentines day,

Premium Member What Is Love Valentine's Day
One day each year we must celebrate love,                       Valentine's day is almost here.  ...

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Categories: love, valentines day,

Valentines day
For Valentine's day.
I don't want no diamond ring's
Or gold chain's. 
No rusty thing's. 
No live thing's or marshmallow chick's.
I just want a simple chocolate kiss.
??...

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Categories: valentines day, boyfriend, celebration, february, feelings,

Premium Member LOVE


Love is kind 
On my mind
Very loving 
Emotionally stunning



Date Written: 1/14/2021

Note: Acrostic Rhyme

4 Place
20-word max - do it with feelingContest Judged:1/16/2021    ...

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Categories: valentines day, kiss, love, romantic, sensual,

Premium Member Heart Universes

Hearts fill the universes on Valentine's Day       
Pink and red are everywhere             ...

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Categories: valentines day,

Premium Member Winter
Winter, winter is the cold, harsh time,
But for me it’s good and funny all the time!
An amazing pattern on the glass inside;
Snow shines like silver...

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Categories: valentines day, funny, holiday, snow, valentines

Premium Member Tripped on Cupid
Tripped on Cupid
Chaim buzzes like a roving bee, "Hey, Honey!!"
Stumbling loving me..."I'll try saying it! Warm & funny":
Together, We delight in any 'Lil Thing,
Like eyeing...

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Categories: valentines day, blessing, for her, fun,

VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH
VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH

Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy...

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Categories: valentines day, crazy, feelings, funny love,

Premium Member My Favored
My Favored 

My heart beats faster when you are near. 
I can not think straight. 
I have been blindsided by a moving truck, 
that has...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: valentines day, i love you, prayer,

Premium Member Ever Beautiful
Ever Beautiful

I...
l...o...v...e... you. 

(long passionate, embracing sound, 
not of voice, but only closely related, 
to the resonance of beating hearts... 
as we have heard and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: valentines day, fate, growing up, motivation,