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Funny Valentines Day Poems

These Funny Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Funny poems written by international poets.

Seeking My Lady

Although retired and glad to be "job free"
I've still places to go, things to do, people to see...

When I get back home the first 'Order

Categories: valentines day, cute love, funny love,

Rose And Counts

In neon lights and fleeting thrills,

Categories: valentines day, 9th grade, allusion, funny

Valentines Day

Sweetheart
no gifts needed
no tech, just our presences 
laughter, games, fun, and pleasure too
romance.

Categories: valentines day, cute love, first love,

matched for the match

a valentine's match 
my new bed will host a match ~
between Jane and me

Categories: valentines day, emotions, feelings, first love,

next valentine's day

next valentine's day
my new vase will host some guests ~
red and white roses

Categories: valentines day, emotions, first love, friendship

HAPPY V DAY BABE

Happy V Day 

HAPPY ?? DAY

On this! The Lover's Day?
If I could have my selfish way?
I'd have you stay with me and play.
Cause Today? Like

Categories: valentines day, appreciation, crush, dedication, i

Twilight Romance

In the quiet of twilight's tender embrace,
Our souls entwine, a celestial grace.
Your eyes, twin stars, guide me home,
In this cosmic dance, we're not alone.

Beneath moon-kissed

Categories: valentines day, cute love, funny love,

My Funny Valentine

Bought me blue roses,
And served me seafood salad
And dizzying red wine,
Best Valentine of my life.

Categories: valentines day, humor, romance, romantic, rose,

Pickup Fails

Oh hey girl, I have to inquire 
Do you like to sit on live wire?
    You’re making me choke

Categories: valentines day, feelings, fire, funny love,

Honey

Valentine limericks can be funny
Flowers and candy cost lots of money
But I love my wife 
And value my life
So I’ll buy her both and call

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Unpremeditated Manhattan

Their meeting, first time, was merry.
The flip from her lips, bit airy.
   Her drink could sink ships.
   She takes sip and

Categories: funny, valentines day,

Red Fred

Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day

Categories: funny, humor, valentines day,

Album of the Poems

Album of the poems 

In the cage I am alone

In the cage how can I fight with my soul

In the cage how will I stop

Categories: valentines day, emotions, faith, family, funny

Valentine Dance

Valentine chocolate candy hearts and sugar tarts, love’s jitterbug

Categories: valentines day, candy, cute, dance, funny,

Broken Bow

Cupid’s bow broken
	unrequited affection ~
		better luck next year

Categories: valentines day, cute, fun, funny, lost,