Funny Valentines Day Poems
These Funny Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Funny poems written by international poets.
A Valentine's Heart
Can blood and muscle beat, inside of...
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valentines day, beautiful, candy, flower, love,
Valentine's Day -- Have it Your Way
Happy Valentine's Day
Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...
Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
And...
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valentines day, chocolate, flower, funny love,
Sweet Talkin' RomeoHe gave me a wink, trying to flirt with my heart
and his box of chocolates looked simply divine
He smiled like Cupid had hit him with...
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funny, valentines day,
Valentine's Platinum Roses
I now "quiver" when I think of us as kids, ...
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love, valentines day, words,
The Family BusinessWritten by Gail R. DeBole
on February 5, 2021
Cupid was tired of being alone.
Of being the one who found others their own
One and true love year-after-year.
He...
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valentines day, cute, cute love, funny,
Happy Valentines Day To MeHappy Valentines Day, Happy Valentines Day,
Happy Valentines Day to me.
Ain't got no boyfriend,
'Cause I'm seventy-three.
Won't get no card,
Nor a box full of candy,
So I'll buy...
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funny, valentines day,
What Is Love Valentine's Day
One day each year we must celebrate love, Valentine's day is almost here. ...
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love, valentines day,
Valentines dayFor Valentine's day.
I don't want no diamond ring's
Or gold chain's.
No rusty thing's.
No live thing's or marshmallow chick's.
I just want a simple chocolate kiss.
??...
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valentines day, boyfriend, celebration, february, feelings,
LOVE
Love is kind
On my mind
Very loving
Emotionally stunning
Date Written: 1/14/2021
Note: Acrostic Rhyme
4 Place
20-word max - do it with feelingContest Judged:1/16/2021 ...
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valentines day, kiss, love, romantic, sensual,
Heart Universes
Hearts fill the universes on Valentine's Day
Pink and red are everywhere ...
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valentines day,
WinterWinter, winter is the cold, harsh time,
But for me it’s good and funny all the time!
An amazing pattern on the glass inside;
Snow shines like silver...
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valentines day, funny, holiday, snow, valentines
Tripped on CupidTripped on Cupid
Chaim buzzes like a roving bee, "Hey, Honey!!"
Stumbling loving me..."I'll try saying it! Warm & funny":
Together, We delight in any 'Lil Thing,
Like eyeing...
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valentines day, blessing, for her, fun,
VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSHVALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH
Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy...
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valentines day, crazy, feelings, funny love,
My Favored
My Favored
My heart beats faster when you are near.
I can not think straight.
I have been blindsided by a moving truck,
that has...
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valentines day, i love you, prayer,
Ever BeautifulEver Beautiful
I...
l...o...v...e... you.
(long passionate, embracing sound,
not of voice, but only closely related,
to the resonance of beating hearts...
as we have heard and...
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valentines day, fate, growing up, motivation,