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Written January 30 2026 for My Funny Valentine contest sponsored by Andrea Dietrich

My Funny Valentine

My Valentine a giant with huge feet
He loves to cuddle up close to me
Yet I don’t adore
Sound of his snore
Like a motorcycle slowly dying

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sara Etgen-Baker

January 30, 2026 at 5:42 PM

well done...my hubby snores so badly...I sometimes end up sleeping on the couch.

Karen Jones

January 30, 2026 at 6:20 PM

Thanks! Oh dear! So sorry you have to do that! Hugs

Darlene De Beaulieu

January 30, 2026 at 11:37 AM

Hello Karen, Be glad that your husband snores. When my husbaqnd stopped snoring , i had to wake him up ,he suffered from a sleep disorder. he went for a sleep test to find out why he stopped snoring. hje endee up with a machine and a long tub for breezing. at at night. Hugs. he passed ten yers ago. Hugs. /Dazrlene/

Darlene De Beaulieu

February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM

Hello Karen, You have more pressing issuses than sleep apnea! I hope they are not serious. Karen, Hugs. /Darlene/

Karen Jones

February 8, 2026 at 8:33 PM

My brother has sleep apnea so maybe. I can’t say that I have it bad. I have more pressing issues than sleep apnea lol hugs

Darlene De Beaulieu

January 31, 2026 at 9:52 AM

Karen, my husband had a machine and a tube and mask to use every day the tube had to be washed. When something broke down he had to replace it. I have no idea how long he had this Does this sleep apnea problem.bpother you? does it run in the family? Hugs. /Darlene/

Karen Jones

January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM

I was diagnosed last year but think I’ve had it not much longer.

Darlene De Beaulieu

January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM

Hello Karen, Have you had this sleep apnea for long? The snoring did not bother me. It was when he stopped snoring that woke me up. Thank you my friend Karen. Hugs. /Darlene/

Karen Jones

January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM

I too have a sleep disorder Sleep apnea but I refuse to use my Cpap machine. lol I’m not married and this was about a past relationship. I know you miss your hubby and love doesn’t judge even snoring. Thanks for sharing and may sweeter memories keep your heart warm.

Daniel Henry Rodgers

January 30, 2026 at 10:34 AM

Dear Karen, What a lovely mix of affection and exasperation that only real love can hold. You catch the humor without losing the tenderness, which is its own kind of Valentine’s truth. Winter Blessings, Karen, Daniel

Karen Jones

January 30, 2026 at 12:26 PM

Hugs Daniel and blessings returned!

My Funny Valentine

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