Valentine's Day Limerick

There once was a fellow named Dwight;
tried to impress his Valentine that night.
With sweet chocolates and flowers,
Her tummy got sour.
He cried, "no not tonight".

My Funny Valentine Poetry Contest
1/29/2026
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Copyright © | Year Posted 2026

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