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Udders Poems - Poems about Udders

Udders Poems - Examples of all types of poems about udders to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for udders.
Premium Member Uplifting
... "My words may be fact or fiction, only the reader can decide!" Quote by Poet Uplifting Unless you have been very well blessed Perfect pert breasts often sag over t......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, body, humorous,
Form: Acrostic



Premium Member A Masquerade Our Doreen
...True person .This was written for a friend about a lost friend. Last night I was provided with a list of everything that was to be used in the poem below, as a keepsake and reminder. A Masquer......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, friend, funny, humor, silly,
Form: Rhyme
We, Crazy
... In the shadows of my half-waked condition of terra firma- patronus renditioned, I mudder into your soil, snorkel into your swamp of inlet tributary, a flagellum personae , prosopopoeia explorae ......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, art,
Form: Rhyme
Cows Line Up
...What do cows do? Munch munch grass and moo, Watch horizons long and blue, Listen in to insects humming, Splat fat cow-pats on the dirt. Cows walk to the dairy in a crowd: To and fro, to and f......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, animal, farm,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Bravo
...Inspired by "All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone A burlesque performer named Gieter Decided her act would be sweeter If she wore a bikini ......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Where Is That Blasted Farmer
...everyone eats everyone chews tails are flicking whoobe whoo woose. chomp chomp chomp flick flick flick barn has lots of women they like their farmer slick pull pull pull our udders are f......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, farm,
Form: Free verse
Death Is My Friend, and Yet
...I When a river in sea subsides, Alive unto sea it still lives, So does life unto death abides, Departing, birth to new life gives. The parasite in a womb dies To live on its own volitio......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, death, friend, life,
Form: Sonnet
Coconut Madness
...Oh Hanna. The sinking of the USS Stefan wood. Oh Hanna I want to take you to Montana. We can camp out by the springs we will go and see the way oil is founding grounding and pounding digg......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, allegory,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fifty Miles
...It's fifty miles to the city And fifty home again, Around that pothole on Depot Road Into the arms of the lane. Old George has left his hay down. A day or two since mowing. Pink shadow of the......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, animal, city, farm, home,
Form: Rhyme
Unspoken
...Let the Melancholics delight at your beauty tonight. From the bossom of ecstacy down to the purity of heart You are indeed a ravine work of art A million words can't define you Yes, beautiful can......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Milking It
... A holstein was feeling forlorn from waking alone every morn; With udders fantastic Of silicone plastic, She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn. ......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, silly,
Form: Limerick
Love Matters
...I don't know it's truly scientific, My cow-keeper says, it's realistic; He washes the animals; oils them well, Massages them; seems imparts unique spell; They seem understanding him so thorough, ......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, animal, love,
Form: Rhyme
Agent 6373
...Ear, Ave u herd of a cow she goes by the name of 6373, an itch between her toe, she has horns the size of a pitch fork her udders are ready to go... Wait one minute so you can see I' ll fet......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, how i feel, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Plunged Into Sleep
...as the hen settled down on her eggs and the burro brayed his last bray the moon slowly rose in the sky fulsome and round to the eye sated calves nuzzled up against udders while fillies s......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, animal, night, sleep,
Form: Couplet
The Land of Four Suns
...the land of five suns each with its duty one dries beads of dew that stagger as rodent from rabbit hole another people’s hopes that form in dreamy eyes of orphans milk from udders the......Read the rest...
Categories: udders, allusion, betrayal,
Form: Elegiac Lyric

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