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Udders Poems - Poems about Udders

Dairy fairies
... ****s Gluts Societal Stutter More Cuts Suicidal Splutter Serfs Ruts Should be wary Weary of the scary Leery lairy Dairy Fairy Utter Nutter If's But's Gutter Mutter Tut Tutts Bec......

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Categories: udders, environment,
Form: Rhyme
Soudah and Dutchman
... Soudah and Dutchman Soudah, a Malaysian slave lived in Cape Town’s slave lodge, her knee bone damaged after decades of scrubbing floors. She escaped northwards, he......

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Categories: udders, africa, analogy, change, color,
Form: Haibun



Premium Member Uplifting
... "My words may be fact or fiction, only the reader can decide!" Quote by Poet Uplifting Unless you have been very well blessed Perfect pert breasts often sag over t......

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Categories: udders, body, humorous,
Form: Acrostic
We, Crazy
... In the shadows of my half-waked condition of terra firma- patronus renditioned, I mudder into your soil, snorkel into your swamp of inlet tributary, a flagellum personae , prosopopoeia explorae ......

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Categories: udders, art,
Form: Rhyme
Cows Line Up
...What do cows do? Munch munch grass and moo, Watch horizons long and blue, Listen in to insects humming, Splat fat cow-pats on the dirt. Cows walk to the dairy in a crowd: To and fro, to and f......

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Categories: udders, animal, farm,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Bravo
...Inspired by "All a man really wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini." - Jack Freestone A burlesque performer named Gieter Decided her act would be sweeter If she wore a bikini ......

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Categories: udders, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Where Is That Blasted Farmer
...everyone eats everyone chews tails are flicking whoobe whoo woose. chomp chomp chomp flick flick flick barn has lots of women they like their farmer slick pull pull pull our udders are f......

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Categories: udders, farm,
Form: Free verse
Death Is My Friend, and Yet
...I When a river in sea subsides, Alive unto sea it still lives, So does life unto death abides, Departing, birth to new life gives. The parasite in a womb dies To live on its own volitio......

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Categories: udders, death, friend, life,
Form: Sonnet
Coconut Madness
...Oh Hanna. The sinking of the USS Stefan wood. Oh Hanna I want to take you to Montana. We can camp out by the springs we will go and see the way oil is founding grounding and pounding digg......

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Categories: udders, allegory,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fifty Miles
...It's fifty miles to the city And fifty home again, Around that pothole on Depot Road Into the arms of the lane. Old George has left his hay down. A day or two since mowing. Pink shadow of the......

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Categories: udders, animal, city, farm, home,
Form: Rhyme
Unspoken
...Let the Melancholics delight at your beauty tonight. From the bossom of ecstacy down to the purity of heart You are indeed a ravine work of art A million words can't define you Yes, beautiful can......

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Categories: udders, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Milking It
... A holstein was feeling forlorn from waking alone every morn; With udders fantastic Of silicone plastic, She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn. ......

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Categories: udders, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Love Matters
...I don't know it's truly scientific, My cow-keeper says, it's realistic; He washes the animals; oils them well, Massages them; seems imparts unique spell; They seem understanding him so thorough, ......

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Categories: udders, animal, love,
Form: Rhyme
Agent 6373
...Ear, Ave u herd of a cow she goes by the name of 6373, an itch between her toe, she has horns the size of a pitch fork her udders are ready to go... Wait one minute so you can see I' ll fet......

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Categories: udders, how i feel, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Plunged Into Sleep
...as the hen settled down on her eggs and the burro brayed his last bray the moon slowly rose in the sky fulsome and round to the eye sated calves nuzzled up against udders while fillies s......

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Categories: udders, animal, night, sleep,
Form: Couplet

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