Best Udders Poems
Below are the all-time best Udders poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of udders poems written by PoetrySoup members
She's Abusive and That's ConclusiveThere was a fussy bovine named Flossy
who was snooty and always so bossy
her udders would droop
when she took a poop
She bellowed until her eyes got...
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Categories:
udders, introspection,
Form:
Limerick
Birthday GirlBirthdays are a *****
I don't want to get old that's true.
Rows of wrinkles like a shar pei
Thinning hair looking sort of blue.
Heart and Hearing not...
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Categories:
udders, body, old,
Form:
Acrostic
Plunged Into Sleepas the hen settled down on her eggs
and the burro brayed his last bray
the moon slowly rose in the sky
fulsome and...
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Categories:
udders, animal, night, sleep,
Form:
Couplet
Hillbilly 7 WondersThe 7 wonders of the world
Is quite a sight to see
But it don't compare to what we have
In the hills of Tennessee
Uncle Zebs cow...
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Categories:
udders, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Mary - Bawdy LimerickI met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.
14th June for...
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Categories:
udders, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Bovine AilmentsBovine ailments make cows sad
Diseases I have never had
Dreams that cannot be fulfilled
Stomachs, four, happiness, nil
Soured milk from rotting udders
Poorly calfs with fretting mothers
Coughing, wheezing...
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Categories:
udders, funny
Form:
Rhyme
The Early MilkingA new day begins
As the day before.
The Jersey girls assemble themselves
Into their usual cow chain.
One girl’s head follows another’s tail.
Then head then tail,
All along the...
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Categories:
udders, america, animal, farm, food,
Form:
Pastoral
Kamikazee Kid---Extended Version of Kid's Nowadays Including Bonus FootageLemme tell ya'
about a kid
whose mind is so far down the gutter
he was seen scheming on another kid's mother
being obscene
at the scene he
whistled and...
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Categories:
udders, funny, teen, urban,
Form:
Light Verse
Kids Nowadays:Exactly how did this child's mind
end up so far down the gutter?
He'll see another kid's mother walk by
whistle
and utter, "Nice Udders!"
I'm telling you
little dude is...
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Categories:
udders, dedication, happiness, parody, people,
Form:
Rhyme
An English Spring RambleSpring is here in every new budding leaf
that flourishes beneath
this vast expansive sky of baby blue.
Wild pink cherry in blossom by the road
covers soft yellow...
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Categories:
udders, hope, life, nature, daffodils,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Funny Kids Poem(Moo cow moo)
Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?
Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice...
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Categories:
udders, animal, children,
Form:
Free verse
A Morning In SpringHundreds of snowdrops
Flowering under old trees
Cold horses awaiting
Their food to be brought
Paint-flaking windows
Reflecting thin sunlight
Large piles of wood chopped
To warm up the freeze
Cows...
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Categories:
udders, natureold, old,
Form:
I do not know?
Anaconda Take 2My cow farm don't...
my cow farm don't ...
my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun
Cow named Daisy used to live in kettrin
Big milkin...
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Categories:
udders, addiction, allusion, blessing, city,
Form:
Chant Royal
Probability Analysis
O Magog,
from the sterile land of Gog,
thou rejoicest over how thy biological idol father
hast devilishly embraced thee
Spiritual mathematics
offer free radical theorems
of probability analysis
Doth thy...
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Categories:
udders, judgement, spiritual, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
'six Little Fingers' Or the Norwich SongWhen I was a boy of two or three,
My dad and cousin said to me;
'You'll be the gee-tar player in a big folk band',
‘'With those...
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Categories:
udders, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick