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 Unadorned, Utopia, Utterly, Uplifting Poetry Contest Sponsored by Constance La France
 
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03/16/24

Uplifting

"My words may be fact or fiction, only the reader can decide!"
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Uplifting

Unless you have been very well blessed 
Perfect pert breasts often sag over time
Let me be totally honest with you all
I once had magnificent mammaries ... but
Feeding my son for a year put paid to that
They now hang down like spaniel’s ears!
It's vital ladies purchase a well fitting brassiere
No one wants to see boobs flop like cows udders
Gravity isn’t always kind to us gals!
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La France Avatar
April 7, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Jan, congratulations on your win in my contest with this fun poem, I like the quote too, hugs
Peranteau Avatar
March 29, 2024 at 5:29 PM
you need the face lift Jan... hiz face from down there to...up there... i hear,,,lip lock'n iz...the perfect massage for tightening the casingz ,)
Andresen Avatar
March 28, 2024 at 2:35 PM
- Congratulations on your win in the contest, Jan :) - Have a lovely Easter :) - hugs
Goldsmith Avatar
March 27, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your "Uplifting" cute/fun write again. Enjoy your day/win..............
Fowler Avatar
March 26, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Back with congrats Jan! :)
Fowler Avatar
March 22, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Clever and gravity-stricken. :)
Beaufort Avatar
March 19, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Jan, I am thinking about this and all the changes to women I have observed. The shape of curves and firmness they come with are so interesting to the male eye/brain combination. They really make an impression. I'm sorry that age does weigh on body parts and for all the other physical degradation that we all suffer. This must be particularly tough for the fair sex as so much emphasis gets placed on appearances. Fortunately, we know you and others have a beautiful heart of gold inside.
Goldsmith Avatar
March 19, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Your "Uplifting" is a cute/fun write. Love it/great picture/great quote. "Good Luck" We both did this one. Your spaniel’s ears is way toooooo funny. At least we do not have fur. Or do some??? Hahaha!!! Have a blessed day writing away.........
Dietrich Avatar
March 17, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Good one , Jan, I still like mine. They used to be huge but got a bit more normal since the great weight loss I had 9 years ago. I think mine are just right, except when I am lying flat. Hahaha
May Avatar
March 17, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Lol, I enjoyed this fun write Jan, hugs
Lane Avatar
March 17, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Spaniel's ears and cow's udders! Oh, Jan. If ya can't hang em hi, they flop. Silly chick!
Fisher Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 4:28 PM
What a perfect way to write one for the contest, Jan...too funny. Hope you place and avoid the booby prize.
Rose  Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
lol I'm laughing really hard here cuz I bought a bra that had no elastic underneath and they slipped out as you walked, my neighbor bout the same one, we both killed ourselves laughing, I did get my money back, but she threw hers away, lol you wouldn't want to know what I said to the company lol
Jones Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:56 PM
lol love the title and humor Jan!
M  Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Jan …whats wrong with boobs that you stand on occasionally l ask?? Hehe!!….Fun as per my Pooparama Friend!! Debx
DiMino Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Hilarious! Well written, Jan. You have a wonderful, deflated sense of humor. Love it!
Greenhough Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:15 PM
This was a funny poem. Hag, sag, off the rag, a silver lining in every cloud.
Ellison Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:25 PM
That's how to be successful dear Jan! How's your book selling dear friend...well I hope! Love from Canada! xxx
Edmonds  Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Uplifting humour Jan, some secrets must be kept close to one’s heart, or else they’ll be yards apart… Beryl
Allison Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:02 PM
ha ha ha love that comment Beryl:-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 1:27 PM
- You're right, Jan "Gravity isn't always kind to us gals" ... not exactly uplifting :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs
Allison Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:02 PM
thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Jan, Haha, I enjoyed this one. Hugs
Allison Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 2:01 PM
thanks Tania! It's been a while since i logged on to soup and when i saw the themes i couldn't resist a little cheeky poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Iannone  Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 1:11 PM
Hi Jan, On the frisky side! LOL. "Uplifting" captures the almost inevitable journey of a woman's body with humor and grace. It's a delightful nod to the realities of aging, motherhood, and the simple solutions that bring us confidence and comfort. PS: Then there is always plastic surgery. Cheers, Don
Allison Avatar
March 16, 2024 at 1:22 PM
lol Don. I try and find humour in life, of course there is a disclaimer in my quote and I admit to nothing regarding my boobies lol . It is SO SO good to see another poet writing about farting lol I love farty poems and have a title here of 'queen of poop in poetry soup lol:-) I am not so active on the site thesr days as I am working on my second self published book, toilet humour and risque rhymes. my style may not be to everyone's taste but i do like to have fun and try and make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx
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