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Unadorned, Utopia, Utterly, Uplifting Poetry Contest Sponsored by Constance La France

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03/16/24

"My words may be fact or fiction, only the reader can decide!" Quote by Poet Uplifting Unless you have been very well blessed Perfect pert breasts often sag over time Let me be totally honest with you all I once had magnificent mammaries ... but Feeding my son for a year put paid to that They now hang down like spaniel’s ears! It's vital ladies purchase a well fitting brassiere No one wants to see boobs flop like cows udders Gravity isn’t always kind to us gals!

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Constance La France

Date: 4/7/2024 3:33:00 PM

Jan, congratulations on your win in my contest with this fun poem, I like the quote too, hugs

James Peranteau

Date: 3/29/2024 5:29:00 PM

you need the face lift Jan... hiz face from down there to...up there... i hear,,,lip lock'n iz...the perfect massage for tightening the casingz ,)

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/28/2024 2:35:00 PM

- Congratulations on your win in the contest, Jan :) - Have a lovely Easter :) - hugs

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/27/2024 10:12:00 AM

Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your "Uplifting" cute/fun write again. Enjoy your day/win..............

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 3/26/2024 9:41:00 AM

Back with congrats Jan! :)

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 3/22/2024 7:05:00 AM

Clever and gravity-stricken. :)

Duke Beaufort

Date: 3/19/2024 9:52:00 AM

Jan, I am thinking about this and all the changes to women I have observed. The shape of curves and firmness they come with are so interesting to the male eye/brain combination. They really make an impression. I'm sorry that age does weigh on body parts and for all the other physical degradation that we all suffer. This must be particularly tough for the fair sex as so much emphasis gets placed on appearances. Fortunately, we know you and others have a beautiful heart of gold inside.

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/19/2024 9:29:00 AM

Your "Uplifting" is a cute/fun write. Love it/great picture/great quote. "Good Luck" We both did this one. Your spaniel’s ears is way toooooo funny. At least we do not have fur. Or do some??? Hahaha!!! Have a blessed day writing away.........

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/17/2024 8:34:00 AM

Good one , Jan, I still like mine. They used to be huge but got a bit more normal since the great weight loss I had 9 years ago. I think mine are just right, except when I am lying flat. Hahaha

Joseph May

Date: 3/17/2024 5:21:00 AM

Lol, I enjoyed this fun write Jan, hugs

Lin Lane

Date: 3/17/2024 12:42:00 AM

Spaniel's ears and cow's udders! Oh, Jan. If ya can't hang em hi, they flop. Silly chick!

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 3/16/2024 5:30:00 PM

I agree, gravity isn't kind to us gals. Clever Acrostic. Have a great evening, Sara

David Fisher

Date: 3/16/2024 4:28:00 PM

What a perfect way to write one for the contest, Jan...too funny. Hope you place and avoid the booby prize.

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 3/16/2024 3:30:00 PM

lol I'm laughing really hard here cuz I bought a bra that had no elastic underneath and they slipped out as you walked, my neighbor bout the same one, we both killed ourselves laughing, I did get my money back, but she threw hers away, lol you wouldn't want to know what I said to the company lol

Karen Jones

Date: 3/16/2024 2:56:00 PM

lol love the title and humor Jan!

Deb M

Date: 3/16/2024 2:24:00 PM

Jan …whats wrong with boobs that you stand on occasionally l ask?? Hehe!!….Fun as per my Pooparama Friend!! Debx

Joe Dimino

Date: 3/16/2024 2:19:00 PM

Hilarious! Well written, Jan. You have a wonderful, deflated sense of humor. Love it!

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 3/16/2024 2:15:00 PM

This was a funny poem. Hag, sag, off the rag, a silver lining in every cloud.

Jack Ellison
Date: 3/16/2024 2:25:00 PM

That's how to be successful dear Jan! How's your book selling dear friend...well I hope! Love from Canada! xxx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/16/2024 1:43:00 PM

Uplifting humour Jan, some secrets must be kept close to one’s heart, or else they’ll be yards apart… Beryl

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2024 2:02:00 PM

ha ha ha love that comment Beryl:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/16/2024 1:27:00 PM

- You're right, Jan "Gravity isn't always kind to us gals" ... not exactly uplifting :))) - Best wishes in the contest :) - Have a lovely weekend :) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2024 2:02:00 PM

thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 3/16/2024 1:25:00 PM

Jan, Haha, I enjoyed this one. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2024 2:01:00 PM

thanks Tania! It's been a while since i logged on to soup and when i saw the themes i couldn't resist a little cheeky poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Don Iannone

Date: 3/16/2024 1:11:00 PM

Hi Jan, On the frisky side! LOL. "Uplifting" captures the almost inevitable journey of a woman's body with humor and grace. It's a delightful nod to the realities of aging, motherhood, and the simple solutions that bring us confidence and comfort. PS: Then there is always plastic surgery. Cheers, Don

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2024 1:22:00 PM

lol Don. I try and find humour in life, of course there is a disclaimer in my quote and I admit to nothing regarding my boobies lol . It is SO SO good to see another poet writing about farting lol I love farty poems and have a title here of 'queen of poop in poetry soup lol:-) I am not so active on the site thesr days as I am working on my second self published book, toilet humour and risque rhymes. my style may not be to everyone's taste but i do like to have fun and try and make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx

Di11y Da11y

Date: 3/16/2024 12:54:00 PM

Might be bad luck that Jan - I survived 5 years of it without going south :) nice fun theme - good luck with the contest

Jan Allison
Date: 3/16/2024 1:02:00 PM

thanks Dilly - I am admitting to nothing as per my quote lol:-) hugs Jan xx