Milking It

A holstein was feeling forlorn from waking alone every morn; With udders fantastic Of silicone plastic, She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Krutsinger Avatar
March 24, 2022 at 3:19 AM
Love thinking of those silicone udders!
Cheney Avatar
March 22, 2022 at 10:56 AM
Lovely limerick. If word of this gets out the Jersey's, Guernsey's, and Ayrshire's are going to be jealous.
Kyser Avatar
March 22, 2022 at 1:12 PM
pure silliness, but I'm glad to amuse! :-)
Lawless Avatar
March 22, 2022 at 5:25 AM
now that's a lot of bull......
Kyser Avatar
March 22, 2022 at 5:26 AM
moooove along... :-)
Hankins Avatar
March 21, 2022 at 8:52 PM
Your "imaginating" is running wild, Jeff. Love this one. That's a lot of silicone, if you ask me. Apparently it's effective.
Kyser Avatar
March 22, 2022 at 4:00 AM
Oops, udder typo there. I must have cow chips for a brain. thanks for the gentle correction.
Shaw Avatar
March 21, 2022 at 7:16 PM
Finally, Jeff, the full mug shot, and more wittiness to boot, a cow with silicon udders, now there's a thought for the imagination, ha, ha, ha . . . ; )
Kyser Avatar
March 21, 2022 at 8:01 PM
Ha, yeah, good to have the mug shot
Boles Avatar
March 21, 2022 at 6:00 PM
Hahaha, totally hilarious Jeff!...ab
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