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Milking It

A holstein was feeling forlorn from waking alone every morn; With udders fantastic Of silicone plastic, She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022




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Date: 3/24/2022 3:19:00 AM
Love thinking of those silicone udders!
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Date: 3/22/2022 10:56:00 AM
Lovely limerick. If word of this gets out the Jersey's, Guernsey's, and Ayrshire's are going to be jealous.
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 3/22/2022 1:12:00 PM
pure silliness, but I'm glad to amuse! :-)
Date: 3/22/2022 5:25:00 AM
now that's a lot of bull......
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 3/22/2022 5:26:00 AM
moooove along... :-)
Date: 3/21/2022 8:52:00 PM
Your "imaginating" is running wild, Jeff. Love this one. That's a lot of silicone, if you ask me. Apparently it's effective.
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 3/22/2022 4:00:00 AM
Oops, udder typo there. I must have cow chips for a brain. thanks for the gentle correction.
Date: 3/21/2022 7:16:00 PM
Finally, Jeff, the full mug shot, and more wittiness to boot, a cow with silicon udders, now there's a thought for the imagination, ha, ha, ha . . . ; )
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Jeff Kyser
Date: 3/21/2022 8:01:00 PM
Ha, yeah, good to have the mug shot
Date: 3/21/2022 6:00:00 PM
Hahaha, totally hilarious Jeff!...ab
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