Short Udders Poems
Short Udders Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Udders by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Udders by length and keyword.
Yo Dog
Roses are red
udders are pink
your moms a dink...
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Categories:
udders, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 5th
Form:
Bio
Jumping Genes
My cow says me-ow
My cat says moo
The cow chases mice
The cat, udders grew...
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Categories:
udders, animal, cat, change,
Form:
Light Verse
Milking It
A holstein was feeling forlorn
from waking alone every morn;
With udders fantastic
Of silicone plastic,
She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn.
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Categories:
udders, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Mary - Bawdy Limerick
I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.
14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest...
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Categories:
udders, sexy,
Form:
Limerick
Milking the Cow
When milking the cow,
here's a bit of advice to heed:
Don't handle her udders too roughly
Or you just might get a kick,
you ain't never gonna forget
Milk the cow right,
then drink of the
white liquid substance of life...
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Categories:
udders, animal, life, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Verse
Where Is That Blasted Farmer
everyone eats
everyone chews
tails are flicking
whoobe whoo woose.
chomp chomp chomp
flick flick flick
barn has lots of women
they like their farmer slick
pull pull pull
our udders are full
where is that blasted farmer?
for our pull? pull? pull?...
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Categories:
udders, farm,
Form:
Free verse
Fortune Tellers
One fortune teller to another, “we’re going to have a hot summer”
The second one says “like the summer of 2092, that was a hummer?”
All wore metallic shorts
Special shields to cover our warts
Remember when girl robots showed their i-bums and had multitasking udders...
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Categories:
udders, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Buttermilk
(This is a fictional poem)
My cow didn't give buttermilk when I pulled on her udders.
Only regular milk came out even though I fed her lots of butter.
Now I'm feeding my cow lots of chocolate but no chocolate milk is coming out.
People say when it comes to believing that I'm stupid, they have no doubts....
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Categories:
udders, animals, funny, on writing and words, chocolate,
Form:
I do not know?
Cows Line Up
What do cows do?
Munch munch grass and moo,
Watch horizons long and blue,
Listen in to insects humming,
Splat fat cow-pats on the dirt.
Cows walk to the dairy in a crowd:
To and fro, to and fro,
Their udders swinging as they go.
They line up for the metal calves
With sucking tubes all disinfected,
Yet cows still seem to sleep contented....
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Categories:
udders, animal, farm,
Form:
Rhyme
The Land of Four Suns
the land of five suns
each with its duty
one dries beads of dew
that stagger as rodent
from rabbit hole
another people’s hopes
that form in dreamy eyes
of orphans
milk from udders the other dries
that no woman may hold a child
the last one everyone enjoys
marriages it bakes
as hard as leather bags
floating among hyenas
in grandfather tales...
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Categories:
udders, allusion, betrayal,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
A Morning In Spring
Hundreds of snowdrops
Flowering under old trees
Cold horses awaiting
Their food to be brought
Paint-flaking windows
Reflecting thin sunlight
Large piles of wood chopped
To warm up the freeze
Cows at the farm-gate
With milk-swollen udders
Birdsong awakening
An old hive of bees
Arthritic limbs crackle
The old cat’s awake now
One eye open
A paw stretched
Assessing the scene...
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Categories:
udders, natureold, old,
Form:
I do not know?
Plunged Into Sleep
as the hen settled down on her eggs
and the burro brayed his last bray
the moon slowly rose in the sky
fulsome and round to the eye
sated calves nuzzled up against udders
while fillies snuggled into their mothers
lambs curled up beside sheep
the world had plunged into sleep
yet denizens of the dark kept on going
internal time clocks never slowing
night crawlers dancing 'til dawn
miles from the doe and her fawn...
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Categories:
udders, animal, night, sleep,
Form:
Couplet
Funny Kids Poem
(Moo cow moo)
Moo moo comely cow
Have you any milk?
No ma'am, no ma'am
Why you need my milk?
Some for my cereal
Some for my tea,
Some for my ice cream
and some for my cheese.
Moo moo comely cow
I see two udders full,
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am,
But I am running little low.
Have some for your need,
Some for my baby to feed;
Moo moo comely cow
Thanks for your good deed!
Funny Kids poem contest by Team PoetrySoup...
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Categories:
udders, animal, children,
Form:
Free verse
Birthday Girl
Birthdays are a bitch
I don't want to get old that's true.
Rows of wrinkles like a shar pei
Thinning hair looking sort of blue.
Heart and Hearing not as they once were
Droopy boobs like udders on a cow,
All your joints are wearing out
Your hips and knees are new ones now..
Going to the loo is a timely nuisance
In your bladder you no more trust.
Remembering to note the toilet areas
Liners in your panties are a must .
Penned 27 August 2014...
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Categories:
udders, body, old,
Form:
Acrostic
Agent 6373
Ear, Ave u herd of a cow
she goes by the name of 6373,
an itch between her toe,
she has horns the size of a pitch fork
her udders are ready to go...
Wait one minute
so you can see
I' ll fetch the Lantern for Mrs O Leary...
You dashed about the factory
looking for the oil
kicked a Lantern over
Chicargo burned to the soil....
You blamed it on the cow 6373
an itch between her toe
horns the size of a pitch fork
her udders ready to go ........
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Categories:
udders, how i feel, humor,
Form:
Rhyme