Turd Poems - Poems about Turd

... You question my words Wanting them to not be heard Flying like a bird You call me verbose But see I am quite the pro With much wit to show I do cry these days But I am finding my way......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

.... yup i'm shut'n up hole'lup well not today I got ......Read the rest...

... Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book numbe......Read the rest...

... I used to say the 's-word' even the t-word (turd) But after quite a long thunk I've now come up with -- 'Bunk!' Suddenly I'm the intellectual-type 'cos whenever I have a gr......Read the rest...

...A Parody for Soupers based on the song, 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town.' You better not shout You better not sigh You better not pout I'm telling you why... PS Admin is makin' the rounds They......Read the rest...

...loo paper and turd remain in the toilet bowl ~ who forgot to flush?......Read the rest...

...Land sakes alive what you been into child. The sun is hot but the wind is mild. My nose itches, Someone’s coming with a hole in their britches. Haven’t seen you in a coon’s age. A hooting and......Read the rest...

...A marvel of nature is a bird You've seen it eat, but where's its turd......Read the rest...

...Ready...Aim...Fire! In light of tension twixt brinkmanship rumbling one East Asian Tiger country otherwise known as "the land of morning calm," yours truly t'will invite "freedom foo fighte......Read the rest...

...No pushing or breaking of water It was a c-section that brought her But this is about What wouldn’t come out A poop just as big as my daughter! Perhaps it was pain medication To clog up and c......Read the rest...

...Watch him now the 'artless fool' Full of fake expression and counterfeit cool He paints a picture of stylish health Of illusory poise and paper wealth. The floozies swoon and the swingers flo......Read the rest...

...I know this preacher Big and famous Books and hooks Got good looks The gals all love Dudes are glued To his words Though some think He’s a turd He’s got so much money He stopped counting ......Read the rest...

...Mussiro Ramt one half of " The Arabain Knights" Made query into ownership of the $!!!!!4!!!$ World Championship. He arrived at the scheduled appointment at the Offices of. $!!$!!$ in Montana. "......Read the rest...

...King king of what A country in despair A country going nowhere A family full of mistrust A wife pulled from a wreck Lies up to your neck King king of who Not a king to me, am I a king to you......Read the rest...