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Turd Poems - Poems about Turd


Premium Member Lonely Goat Turd - Suno
[Verse] High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd; He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through. Waiting to be eaten by a gross bird And recycled, turd times two! [Verse] Who comes along, but a fair dung beetle, On sturdy legs that were big and strong. He called to her, yes, he softly wheedled, “Baby, won’t you dance along?” [Chorus] Hey, ho! Life...

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Categories: turd, dance, silly,
Form: Lyric
troll'n turd
. yup i'm shut'n ...

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Categories: turd, anti bullying, crazy, horror,
Form: Dramatic Verse



God Help
God Help A turd up the **** ready to go To be dropped like a bomb On target down below obliteration Feel it in the tubes free fall death Don’t wanna be under it oh no No bomb ever made compares To my butt turd just to launch Countdown begins to go go! My kecks are down on target Squeeze it out there it goes Turd...

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Categories: turd, crazy, funny, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Lonely Goat Turd
[ to the tune of The Lonely Goatherd ] High on a hill sat a lonely goat turd; He was by himself ‘cuz the goat was through. Waiting to be eaten by a gross bird And recycled, turd times two! Who comes along, but a fair dung beetle, On sturdy legs that were big and strong. He called to her, yes, he...

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Categories: turd, nonsense, parody,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member I Am Not a Turd
Often referred to as the woody core, hemp hurd is the soft inner core of the hemp plant stem. It is highly absorbent and rich in cellulose and great thermal and acoustic properties. The hurd can be used in two different forms: unsettling words from you I've heard I understand your following the herd separate the...

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Categories: turd, analogy, truth,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member My Voice and Your Choice, His Word Or Man Turd
Believing and Receiving or Faking and Taking: Working and Doing or Slacking and Talking: Raising and Praising or Downing and Cursing Praying and Relating or Mocking and Dividing: Living and Giving or Dying and Stealing: Seeking and Finding or Whining and Crying:...

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Categories: turd, blessing, freedom, happiness, judgement,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Turd In a Taxi
Jack is a cop from Kentucky smart kinda bloke, very lucky asked to pick up a turd driver don't be absurd! you bag it, I'll tag it you curd Contest: State limerick poetry contest Sponsor: Kevin Shaw Written 17/07/2019...

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Categories: turd, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Turd
There are some very hilarious words One, in particular, is the funny word "turd" Where did it originate Probably in grade eight When some kid was trying to say the word third...

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Categories: turd, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
I almost stepped in some doggy pooh Would've covered the sole of my shoe Why can't folk use a scoop to pick up THEIR dog's poop Like sensible dog owners will do It's a good job hubby had his torch - grr dog pooh its my pet hate! 3/15/19...

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Categories: turd, anger, dog, pets,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Turd
There are some very hilarious words One, in particular, is the funny word "turd" Where did it originate Probably in grade eight When some kid was trying to say the word third...

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Categories: turd, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Turd
There are some very hilarious words One, in particular, is the funny word "turd" Where did it originate Probably in grade eight When some kid was trying to say the word third...

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Categories: turd, fun,
Form: Limerick
Pavement Turd
Pavement Turd Brown turd in the sun. Just like the bloody song. Brown turd by the wall. The dog's done a big crap over there. Ready for the unwary. Look at the brown dog turd. It steams in the sun. Freshly laid. Almost a work of art. Don't step in it. You'll really smell bad!...

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Categories: turd, art, beautiful, beauty, dog,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Turd In the Grass
I refuse to feel like a turd in the grass Laying there till I become petrified No one coming to pick me up They see me as the low of the low Laying there till I become petrified Of no value to anyone else They see me as the low of the low I lay here alone in the tall grass Of no...

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Categories: turd, emotions,
Form: Pantoum
The Turd Stayed In
THE TURD STAYED IN THE TURD STAYED IN WHILE I WAS THERE FOR AN HOUR AS IT CAME OUT SLOW AND HARD MY MOUTH TASTED SOUR A FART HERE AND THERE SMELLED UP THE AIR BUT IT HURT DOWN THERE SO I DIDN’T CARE I COULDN’T HELP THE SMELL WHEN IT CAME OUT OF MY TAIL SO IF YOU SEE THE DOOR CLOSE HOLD YOUR NOSE BECAUSE I...

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Categories: turd, funny
Form: Light Verse

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