Trouser Poems - Poems about Trouser

... I'm hoping to be teacher's pet By reciting my alphabet My teacher said to me, "Jimmy you missed out P" I'm crying and very upset! My teacher, her name is Miss Clegg Said Jimmy......

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...The big turtle of Galapagos. Turtles, in general, are not good at communicating with anyone, at least those odd figures who talk a lot and sometimes sing The big turtle of the Galapagos does reme......

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... Some men betray a basic skill when standing at a urinal. Aiming straight, apparently, doesn’t come easily or naturally – a basic lack of hand and eye coordination, apparently. But ......

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... I think I’ll stomp on you Crush you, you worthless weed Fools include you in a bouquet Recipients look the other way Oh, drat, my trouser cuff is yellow ......

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...We are all like-men one leg at a time yet some stand out trouser-ed or not some become possessed a holy mission accepted subduing the personal ego as did Christ, Son of God First Ris......

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...This one is going to hurt. That is why it has taken me so long to write it, Because a part of me still loves you And thought you would call or write me. I know you need your time; You have you......

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...SARTORIAL I went through my clothes the other day Yes, some are well-worn, others quite new They represent styles from both extremes Living, or once lived, a varied life it seems Can one assum......

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... the press of the crowd reset trouser creases glad-handing, back slaps he almost kissed a baby! compared to a county fair guernsey cows, who cares… cloth diapers......

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... Sam is a novice gardener who stamps on all ants He doesn't like them near or crawling on his plants Their Queen was angry and wanted revenge For the ones that had fallen she wanted to avenge. ......

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...A Flock of Startled Birds He had sat for an hour on a long, low, flat rock, He had checked himself over from bald patch to sock. His leather shoes burnished to a mirror-li......

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... Dash it.., Dash it all says I.., Through bars - I espy. Their 'eaven, their night sky. Well.., dash it., Let 'em have it., And the Northern- Love cup-stars, In a wisp of sudden sea fo......

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... The brooms march in, The brooms march out, All the leaves floating about! My troop of brooms, Keeps the leaves at bay, Hope to keep them outside today! Tracked holding on ......

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...Stop to shop on my posh Shop Please make a quick stop to visit my posh shop. Walk in ! Be free to shop ! My variety store ......

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...Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Fla......

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...Soldiers My father and mother were soldiers. My uncle was a soldier. His helicopter was flying towards his soul. My mother and father were injured and died. They were lost in the brutal traces......

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