Totaled Poems - Poems about Totaled

..."Who will believe a mountebank? Everyone if she is good." ~Andy Griffith~ Carefully she wrote on the back of a fifty dollar bill. ”Have a happy birthday dear, I know you will” After writing th......Read the rest...

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There once was a bunny named Devin his siblings and he totaled seven. One day while out hopping and mummy was shopping the carrot patch 'twas seventh heaven! Wh......Read the rest...

... "Do we impose restrictions on painters as to what colors they may use, and how many brush strokes they may apply? " ~~The poet~~ Is there anyone out there that feels the way I do? I don’t want......Read the rest...

...They say President Biden's brains are fried Not by a longshot, Mrs. Biden cried ~ Joe just went to Ireland And never got tired, man ~ Though he couldn't recall it when he tried......Read the rest...

...I can’t get anything past you, those eyes they see right through me; Shadows tire with this high speed chase, in the driver’s seat but I just swerve; Those eyes they see right through me; Butt......Read the rest...

...Blue is such a sad color on you I said to myself as I said to myself as I watched you leave again deja vu And as much as I want to say it's not my fault If I had the choice, I'd probably choose wr......Read the rest...

...*True Story I’ve had many instances of divine intervention in my life But, this one stands out in my mind forever It was a snowy day, only a few inches had fallen I went with a friend in a van ......Read the rest...

...Robots reason people think in counterfactual oxymorons The equal sign ironic still in anti-literal contradiction A=B B=C but D won’t link without reflection Zero-Sum with nothing tota......Read the rest...

...I have a family, friends, pets, and a career that I adore. My dogs are my biggest challenges. One is old. The other is a chewer. My children have graced me with ten grandchildren. They are a deligh......Read the rest...

...A circle has no beginning and no end An elbow has only one way to bend, A triangle always has only three sides No one knows where a platypus resides, All totaled, a piano has eighty-e......Read the rest...

...THE GAME REQUIRES DETERMINATION. ALONG WITH LUCK AND SKILL. YOU PROVE YOURSELF OVER TIME THAT YOU CAN FULFILL THE BILL. YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO PLAY THE GAME. AND CLAIMED YOU HAD A REASON. ......Read the rest...

...As I drive away from the past, from my old life, I look into the rearview mirror and hear my conscience say “Don’t think twice” But it hurts, because in the wreckage left behind, I see a life that I......Read the rest...

...I Humans took Ancient Stories of constellations to science And laughed - all the way to the modern laboratory Just as Copernicus and Galileo would - at Ptolemaic Flat Earthists God laughing whe......Read the rest...

...“You’re angling, Mark,” my wife complained, “something you’re not good at! I can smell your sleazy ploys before you’re halfway through! It’s never going to work, of course...you might as well give......Read the rest...

...Dropped anchor off the Fever Coast ‘board a rake-masted schooner Spooked by Ahab’s ghost. Lamps glowered through the yawning blanks Casting bone-twisted shadows Over teakwood planks. Salt bi......Read the rest...