Toot Poems - Poems about Toot

...Me very late mum, a funereal day... courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian son and modest mastermind maven maverick. Another anniversary of her death occ......Read the rest...

...The green leafed tree in the harbor. There the freights are advanced. Sailors with quality tools, while diners feast and play chess. The edge Of the merchants dine hall has a Blindspot where tu......Read the rest...

...And so it is that on this day, I can loud and proudly say, I’m one hundred! I’m one hundred! I still remember the dust bowl, and now I’ve reached this lofty goal. I’m one hundred! I’m one hu......Read the rest...

...Bridge club Barbie had her dance down well The cards began flying up and down the hill We ducked as the eight of clubs flew on past She’s in a toot said her friend Willow Wast. The seven of hea......Read the rest...

...The ogre was irritated with the woman with the locket She had accidentally run off with his boot in her pocket He stumbled upon it a few months later in the woods. It had been created into a darli......Read the rest...

...Her answer was sarcastically wry The look she gave out made me cry Something so simple, went so wrong I started to toot my own horn Her eyes rolling made me sigh ......Read the rest...

...Wonderment at existence ™ With my scrunched and bushy furrowed brow I often ponder the precise circumstances that any thing to be born tracing back lineage of self or arbitrary individua......Read the rest...

...Fancy Pants Cat wore a scalloped brocade suit When he walked, his tail gave out a magic toot The rest of us were amazed by his blue top hat He was a very endearing flatulenct friendly happy cat.......Read the rest...

...Hillbilly Bobby shared his snack with a chickadee The bird gave out some sounds a toot, a peet and a twee His relatives came by and wanted bird seed too. Bobby called in relatives to see what they......Read the rest...

...Hillbilly Bobby shared his snack with a chickadee The bird gave out some sounds a toot, a tweet and a twee His relatives came by and wanted bird seed too. Bobby called in relatives to see what the......Read the rest...

...Wonderment at existence – mine a sixty four year old married bloke born January 13th, mcmlix under Capricorn sign in general, and January 13th in particular who dons online personage with cus......Read the rest...

... Turn it over, turn it around sideways too, upside down Give it a twist, then a yank Yump. You'll have me to thank Shower at night? Switch to noon. You'll like it soon C......Read the rest...

...The modern world is an awe-choice saturation Of stuffness and people, A punguage, An allcode, The hash of all cyphers, nodes and codices Ever scribed, wrote and written, Bitten off, sto......Read the rest...

...Bridge club Barbie had her dance down well The cards began flying up and down the hill We ducked as the eight of clubs flew on past She’s in a toot said her friend Willow Wast. The seven of hea......Read the rest...

...When I return to this earth to graze After this latest life, in a new phase Please let me be a Scottish Highland Bull Grazing all over the greenery, getting full. People will pet me and say I a......Read the rest...