Caren Krutsinger Poet Limerick

If You Had a Colon Like One Eyes Toot

If you had a colon like one eyed Toot
You would be lifting and yelling “oh, shoot!”
A raunchy old chair
Foul smell in the air
With each step you take, expelling a toot

If you had a colon like freckled Joe
At parties we’d all know where not to go
Your unique perfume
Clouding up living room
Your rear end sending out a steady blow

If you had a colon like two toed Mack
You would not be invited much in the sack
You might get lucky
With one town ducky
But you would never be invited back

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Gershon Wolf May 24, 2020 at 11:31 AM I crown you 'Nat King Colon!' These are great limericks, Caren. Very enjoyable. Excuse me. Time to pass wind.... Caren Krutsinger May 24, 2020 at 9:31 PM Thank you my friend; I could not resist them.

Ann Gilmour May 24, 2020 at 9:26 AM Hahahaha... they are great Limericks Caren and I especially love the third one about two toed Mack & his town ducky, haha wonderful! Thank you for the chuckles... with kindest thoughts Ann Caren Krutsinger May 24, 2020 at 9:31 PM Thank you so much my friend!