Short Toot Poems
Short Toot Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toot by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toot by length and keyword.
I am as toot
As toot as can be
I saw you put that word in there
I saw you take one out
I called the word police
You won't do that again
Little ghosts were sitting on a limb.
They were named Big Mac, Ugly Toot and Tim.
One spit out a head.
It was my friend Ted.
Now I am truly terrified of them.
God's zombies just formed an hit squad
For poets whose work is slipshod
"If people don't die
Then angels can't fly!"
If "truth" is proof, my thoughts are flawed!
What was that sound I just heard
Sounds like a tweet from a tiny bird
From my lower back area
The region of hysteria
Twas wayward toot that just occured
There was this entrée; they called it bean soup
My pet tasted some, then let out a whoop --
Doggone it, I exhaled
As Fido wagged his tail --
While I removed all his stench from the stoop...
Young Chuckie has only one vice
He does it each day, sometimes twice
While Mum eyes with scorn
Chuck toots his own horn
He’ll toot your horn too for a price
December 26, 2018
For Tania’s “Bawdy Humor” contest.
Quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach?
Are you kidding, quickest way through mine is my rucksack
Maybe I'm different
Or a wee bit belligerent
Mine's yelling “toot toot”, bloody hell, get back on track!
TOOT SUITE
Alas, as hunters treed their prey
envisioning the feast
gravied meal at end of day
sopped up in breaded yeast.
An ill wind blew
and no one knew
from where it emanated
As sugar in the innards boils
and then - a little toot uncoils
Toot, Whistle, Bang, Harrumph
Short days turn into weeks
months melding into years
ever endless changes
the numbers and the fears
new things growing older
wisdom’s elders cast aside
for aging is the future
youth cannot abide.
John G. Lawless
12/29/2015
Back from lunch ate a chili dog full of onions drank some warm orange juice should’ve waited later;
~
Cause my rumbling tummy gotto, gut tossN and churning, when I let one loose in the elevator;
8/2/21 ~2021©
When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: charles messina
Twang toot Fing Foo
Jingle jingle rattle boo
Tiger Tiger splash, squish
Skycrapper’s crashing swish
Wretched retches snorting snuck
Timtimbuctoo’s belching buck
Whoosh whoosh Winnie Treetree murmur
Croaking frogie's hiss hiss charmer
Punipuni giggles growling grunt
Oink oink words' trilling witchhunt
There once was a little Jack Russell
who was as sweet as she was cute
and went by the nicname of hoot.
Now in the evening the
family would gather
to spend family time together.
Everyone including Hoot was there.
Me on the couch
the kids on the floor
and dad in his favorite chair.
As we sat there a smell most foul
quickly filled the air.
It seems our sweet little hoot
had let loose with a toot
and now we are all fighting for air.
The ogre was irritated with the woman with the locket
She had accidentally run off with his boot in her pocket
He stumbled upon it a few months later in the woods.
It had been created into a darling house, where it stood.
He did not have the heart to take it back, for he was soft.
There were several children inside, one of them was named Coft.
Coft waved at the ogre and yelled out “Thank you for the boot!”
Ogre was glad for the thank you, so he gave a grateful toot.
Young Donald got some
play-time yesterday when
some big grown men
stopped by & let him
sit in the drivers seat
of their big, big truck,
& he even got to toot
the big, big horn,
oh was Donald pleased,
but they cut short the
visit as he was getting
a little too rambunctious
& the big men had to
go back to working
for a living,
Donald needed a little
quiet time in the White
House & some milk &
cookies to calm down,
but oh what an exciting
time he had didn't he!