Toady Poems

Over our collective figurative eyes commander in chief pulls wool

...Over our collective figurative eyes commander in chief pulls wool...

because you watch
and see that democracy will unspool
military (intelligent)
industrial complex tool
at Trump's beck and ca...

FORGE AHEAD

... FORGE AHEAD

Forge ahead, spines are steel
anger, tragedy, treachery heal
betrayal merely a step on ladders
Golden Age arises, Kali Age passes 
fragrant oysters in Bloomsbury Blue
man...

Scarcity created by Those that Steal Our Abundance

...Abject poverty it is said, 
must actually be honed, 
Then cultivated and even forced bred, 
This necessarily includes paper money of course, since they print it for free, offset by our taxes a mea...

Happy Anniversary

...Happy Anniversary…
one year on the Soup for me!
Technically, a few more days,
pretty close though, anyway.
Made some friends and learned a lot;
what you see is what I’ve got.
Wonder what next y...

Toady Sang a Silly Song

...Toady sang a silly song
Sang it underneath the oak
A song to kill, old Toady joked
Silly as the day was long
Song was over, Toady croaked

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Another Emmett: an abbab quintain using ...

Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time

...Taking Today's Tumblerful Tea Time

This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging

teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teachi...

Early Morning: Breccbairdne 1

...Froggy is croaking
Somewhere where it’s boggy
He’s steering them clearly
A lighthouse, that froggy

Yearlings are frisky
Delightful, these dear things
But dawn is right risky
So fly, flee, yo...

Toady Sings the Moon

...O, the old toad talks
To the equinox,
But he sings to the harvest moon.
Cuz his little pollywogs
All swam off in the bog,
And they’re getting gobbled up by a loon.

The chance is remote
For a...

Two Cents Worth

...Lest I be guilty of grossest negligence
I feel like I must put in my own two cents
As I watch and evaluate strong evidence
We owe a debt of gratitude to Mike Pence.

I know, I know, ...

Malevolent Mental Maelstrom

...inside me cranium 
toady, an amphibious December 19th   
twenty twenty one sinisterly drum
intonating forty five orbitz one bum
graduated as hard school  of knocks alum. 

Fiendish and gruesome...

Bare Up

...Both Kamala and Newsom confess
California is in a big mess
Pelosi has found
Elephants abound
And their flatulence causes distress*



* Trump's childish attempt to replace
California's G...

Sun Day Holiday

...No Sun toady 
Saturday 
Doubt,tomorrow 
Sunday 
Holiday...

Franklin Graham

...F ranklin betrays the spiritual values his father, Billy, 
R eflected in the deepest part of his being, a man 
A dored around the world for his 
N oble speech and god-fearing behavior 
K indling ...

Maurice the Frogs Outing

...Maurice the frog was q###r; of this he had no doubt and all the lady frogs just made him yawn.
He sat all day on his lily pad, flicking his tongue at passing flies, with never a thought of ever want...

Today

...Toady 
Today’s birthday...

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