Best Toady Poems

Maurice the frog was q###r; of this he had no doubt and all the lady frogs just made him yawn.
He sat all day on his...

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Limerick crochetés: Portrait of a Dead Brit Nazi, Lord of the Lollypoppians
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All the teachers were basically horrible,
each could be placed on sliding scale of 
horribleness….thus;
1.	(the worst) Complete ****
2.	Largely a ****.. with a degree of reserve
3.	****
4.	Headmaster’s toady...

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Bufo
full-blown balloon
a pin-prick, punctured pride,
deflated, defeated, and downed
Toady...

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Mama you never told me,
Neither dad nor you aunt,
I was shocked mama,
How was I to know?
You never told me.

 I never knew that love can...

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Jimmie Jim my piddling crony was a little toady
     Happened to meet a gaudy king who loved a hot toddy
 ...

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Sweet privilege;
seeing people fawn;
knowing the superiority of wealth,
and holding it close like a warm coat.

The 'not having to toady',
or to speak nicely to a boss...

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Valentine from my Mother in 1973:

If you see a frog sittin' in a tree, 
Pull his tail and think of me.

My response:

Oh Toad!
Though butt of...

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“Truth isn’t truth,”
that’s what some Cap’n Obvious toady recently said

He was pissy mad, when his angry tears wet the bed

Lieutenant Rudy Brown-Nose 
a has-been sniffing...

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I am happy not that I live a perfect life
Life has been a challenge as I strive 
The challenge that has made the heart weak
But...

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The sow beauty queen’s 
favorite color is money green
The cloven jaw cutie’s
favorite sound is “cha-ching”

Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers
throughout the land constantly...

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They looked for an equalizer for so long
Their freedoms were caged
They were treated as less human
Their abilities suppressed
Then, on January 15, 1929, a man was...

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Today is the day
 I perceive
That I am the absolute candidate 
For quietus.
Today is the day 
I grade 
From the university of life,
My thoughts cease.

Today...

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This teetotaler turns to tea
torquing temptation
towards tippling
thankfully, though
that tremendous tugging

teasing tendency thirst trumped,
thru teaching this totally tubular
toothless titular Texan thuggish tyrant
(titled Tsar Terry Troutman)
transcendental theology

tenets...

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Lest I be guilty of grossest negligence
I feel like I must put in my own two cents
As I watch and evaluate strong evidence
We owe a...

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