Did you know Albert Einstein married his cousin?
It's a topic that makes for interesting discussion.
And while it may engender some negativity,
it gives new meaning to the theory of relativity!
What Einstein dreamed in his drowsy brain
would’ve driven any normal person insane.
He saw God with a face to be feared,
yelling, "I already told you, e equals mc squared!
Albert! How many times do I have to explain!"
Albert Einstein
In science he did shine
With great perceptivity
He gave us the theory of relativity
Relativity was buzzin'
With many theories, a dozen?
He took it a bit far
Some found it quite bizarre
When he married his own cousin!
Einstein met his first wife in school
He found her to be real cool
But he divorced her soon
To relativity's tune!
Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst upon the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
People have never been able to stump me
I'm a master at solving stuff
Like Einstein's theory of relativity equation
That's easy, that really ain't tough
If I seriously decide to turn on the charm
Ladies will have a real hard time
Trying to resist, they'll be driven to infidelity
Not a problem, that's just fine
Before becoming this irresistible charmer
I was timid, retiring, and shy
If you can believe that wee tidbit my friends
Got some swampland you'd might like to buy
What's that you say, you think I'm joking
Can't imagine me retiring and shy
Just ask my Mom when you meet her in Heaven
I was the original Mr. Shy Guy
Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst on the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
(lol)
Iconic, late Austrian physicist, Albert Einstein.
As he aged, so did his mind, like fine wine.
The general theory of relativity, he formulated.
Great man of science; a genius highly celebrated.
I am President McKinley assassinated,
Roosevelt takes office.
I am Einstein's theory of relativity as
Promised.
I am the Harley-Davidson that was
Created.
I am even today no other cycle has
Dominated.
I am MLB's first world series
Game.
I am the disposable razor,
King Gillette is the name.
I am Susan B. Anthony the year
She dies.
I am President Roosevelt when he wins
The Nobel Peace Prize.
I am Oklahoma when it becomes a
State.
I am San Francisco when the earth
Shakes.
I am an explosion in a West Virginia
Coal mine.
I am the wheatback penny with a
New design.
I am the FBI the day it was
Born.
I am the Model-T ford without
A horn.
I am instant coffee when it was
Introduced.
I am color in a photo first
Produced.
I am silent movies at the
Picture show.
I am America modernized by
The radio.
Turbo1904
Perplexed
It’s so simple that I can’t explain it
because I know that you wouldn’t understand
because I’m the only one who knows
what I'm talking about!
***
Note:
Albert Einstein (1879–1955) was a theoretical physicist best known for developing the “theory of relativity," and his mass-energy equivalence formula “E=mc2.”
Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
People have never been able to stump me
I'm a master at solving stuff
Like Einstein's theory of relativity equation
That's easy, that really ain't tough
If I seriously decide to turn on the charm
Ladies will have a real hard time
Trying to resist, they'll be driven to infidelity
Not a problem, that's just fine
Before becoming this irresistible charmer
I was timid, retiring, and shy
If you can believe that wee tidbit my friends
Got some swampland you'd might like to buy
What's that you say, you think I'm joking
Can't imagine me retiring and shy
Just ask my Mom when you meet her in Heaven
I was the original Mr. Shy Guy
Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
(Mr. Tongue-in-cheek)
As the world turns
The will within burns
Feelings of thought returns.
Gluttony, ego, spite
A slight bright bite
On-site in plain sight
No playwright
No exit or stage-right.
It was a terrible afternoon
There was a fly in my soup and no soupspoon
I felt like a werewolf howling at a full moon
Images of a hellish cartoon of a baboon running with a harpoon
Into a crowded commune gathered together on a pontoon
Instead, I breathe in deeply and release all negativity
Calmly direct my creativity of sensitivity
Toward the waiters with proclivity
And continue my talk on the theory of relativity.
Desire and Aversion Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Unseeking Seeker
Date: 10/04/2022
The Decimals Point
David J Walker
Therefore
He put forth
Before
the court
Of public opinion could
Possibly adjourn
Claiming to be friends
With the man in the moon
Claiming to be the father of
The color purple
Claiming to have taught
Pterodactyls to fly
Claiming to be a
Grandson of Methuselah
Claiming to have inspired
The theory of relativity
Claiming his image was the first to be
Carried into deep space by television
Claiming he turns wine
Back into water all the time
Therefore
He proposed
The only question is about
The placement of the decimal point
E equals emm
s e a
a---s
e---e
s-e-a see sea squared
Albert Einstein,
As a physicist did shine.
Developing the theory of relativity,
And winning a Pulitzer won him celebrity.
7/26/21
May I taste the unbreakable bond to the perfect union of
Uni and quail eggs.Two true dancers
Stir vigorously
Agitate rice while it absorbs fish stock
May I never acknowledge obstacles to the perfect union of
Uni and sake.Two adventurers
Interlock freely
Fine-tuning Español while rice grains formulating starches
Inevitable extrovert – against all odds
Be Still:
Clouds cuddling while interexchange liveliness
Simply being still ~
Sounds of silence penetrates through skin into core existence.
Fusing breathes onto
Singularity – infinite dense core – falling and falling in, falling high,
Floating and floating deep, floating beyond general theory of relativity
Insanely radiant in seventh heaven melting into ashes,
Carbon.
Grilling in underpants under the moonlight, starlight, flashlight.
Choose this Mentally Sensitive trail by act of will.
Touch the natural color of faith
Or fear
Trust unknown territory of inner compass to Fill a void
Yes, you may ride the accelerator to the perfect union of
Professor and entrepreneur.
What’s more:
Maybe quail eggs lead to turkey sandwiches and squash blossom.
For some, ignorance is their strength,
taken false providence to all its length.
To know and not to know, conscious of complete truth
while telling carefully constructed lies to sooth.
Is that the revelation we want to hear,
while overwhelming motions are the tragic to bear.
To the point when one falls into the embarrassing abyss,
realizing that misplaced energies created the false bliss.
The hope that maturity runs through the valley of the shadows,
the freewill seems to polish here its pretenses hallows.
A circle of indemnity as the experience is priceless,
divine providence by its kindness.
Providence is the wise meeting of synchronicity,
seeing the moment of impact as theory of relativity.
Then every setback conceals a vocation,
turning every necessity to preparation.
The rainbow message all along,
colorful gravity what makes you belong
Symphonies of truth as guide for sure,
no need for the embarrassing detour.
The eternal good always open to options to see,
when merciful providence watches over all you to be.
INFINITESIMAL
Findings on infinitesimal changes turned marvelous
Steps of Advanced Mathematics are built as Calculus.
Even small mass can create energy tremendous
Theory of Relativity by Einstein, the genius.
Big bang explosion from infinitesimal made Universe.
A teardrop of my sweetheart or little smile
is more powerful than flood of river Nile.
Whirling my emotive urge in her best style,
in nanoseconds she can throw strong missile
through wrathful glance making happy home hostile..
07/14/119
'The Mini Verse ' Contest by Nina parameter.
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