It's All Relative
...Did you know Albert Einstein married his cousin?
It's a topic that makes for interesting discussion.
And while it may engender some negativity,
it gives new meaning to the theory of relativity!...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, humor, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
What Einstein dreamed in his drowsy brain
...What Einstein dreamed in his drowsy brain
would’ve driven any normal person insane.
He saw God with a face to be feared,
yelling, "I already told you, e equals mc squared!
Alber...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, 12th grade, dream, education,
Form: Light Verse
Relativity
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Albert Einstein
In science he did shine
With great perceptivity
He gave us the theory of relativity
Relativity was buzzin'
With many theories, a dozen?
He took it a bit far
Some f...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, people, science fiction,
Form: Clerihew
The Original Mister Shy Guy
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Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst upon the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
People have never been able to stump me
I'm a ma...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, simile, smile,
Form: Rhyme
Albert Einstein
...Iconic, late Austrian physicist, Albert Einstein.
As he aged, so did his mind, like fine wine.
The general theory of relativity, he formulated.
Great man of...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, appreciation, celebrity, people, tribute,
Form: Clerihew
1900 To 1909
...I am President McKinley assassinated,
Roosevelt takes office.
I am Einstein's theory of relativity as
Promised.
I am the Harley-Davidson that was
Created.
I am even today no ot...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Perplexed
...Perplexed
“It’s so simple that I can’t explain it
because I know that you wouldn’t understand
because I’m the only one who knows
what I'm talking about!”
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Categories:
theory of relativity, humor, satire, science,
Form: Epigram
The Original Mr Shy Guy
...Used to be a shy and retiring type
Back then but this is now
Like a Super Hero I burst onto the scene
To share my extensive knowhow
People have never been able to stump me
I'm a master...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, hero, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
A Delightful Situation
...As the world turns
The will within burns
Feelings of thought returns.
Gluttony, ego, spite
A slight bright bite
On-site in plain sight
No playwright
No exit or stage-right.
It was a terri...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, analogy, change, emotions, feelings,
Form: Alliteration
The Decimals Point
...The Decimals Point
David J Walker
Therefore
He put forth
Before
the court
Of public opinion could
Possibly adjourn
Claiming to be friends
With the man in the moon
Claiming to be...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, allegory,
Form: Free verse
I Think I Will Invent the Ungeneral Theory of Relativity
...E equals emm
s e a
a---s
e---e
s-e-a see sea squared...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Albert Einstein
...Albert Einstein,
As a physicist did shine.
Developing the theory of relativity,
And winning a Pulitzer won him celebrity.
7/26/21...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, celebrity, science,
Form: Clerihew
The Hyperspace1
...Suddenly my shuttle broke down midway
Causing me terror in an astute way
Panic everywhere as all were aware not
Felt a shock of stun many an astronaut
Abruptly moving in reverse my compass
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Categories:
theory of relativity, angel, appreciation, art,
Form: Couplet
Quail Eggs Risotto
...May I taste the unbreakable bond to the perfect union of
Uni and quail eggs.Two true dancers
Stir vigorously
Agitate rice while it absorbs fish stock
May I never acknowledge o...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, joy, life, memory, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
...Limericks I - Relatives and Relativity
The Cosmological Constant
by Michael R. Burch
Einstein, the frizzy-haired,
said E equals MC squared.
Thus all mass decreases
as activity ceases?
Not ...
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Categories:
theory of relativity, humor, humorous, light, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
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